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Officer, I Can Explain.
Offline 02-02-2019, 03:36 AM
Reply: #201
RE: Officer, I Can Explain.
you see the hanger is good for picking locks, the slipper is left over from the body i just buried, and a box of cookies is surprisingly good at digging holes
... i meen what?

you have:
a forgery of the Mona Lisa
a black mask
a grappling hook
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Offline 02-02-2019, 04:19 AM
Reply: #202
RE: Officer, I Can Explain.
(02-02-2019 03:36 AM)Cealvan Wrote:  you see the hanger is good for picking locks, the slipper is left over from the body i just buried, and a box of cookies is surprisingly good at digging holes
... i meen what?

you have:
a forgery of the Mona Lisa
a black mask
a grappling hook

you see, I am going to a costume party as an art thief, and the grappling hook is here because the location of the party is on a cliff

you have:
a box of 24 sharpened pencils
a roll of paper towels
a chair
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Offline 02-02-2019, 04:47 AM
Reply: #203
RE: Officer, I Can Explain.
you see officer, i am an elementary teacher, and today the class will be coloring the paper towel tubes. the chair because i am short.

a piano
an anvil
an ACME order form
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Offline 02-02-2019, 02:10 PM
Reply: #204
RE: Officer, I Can Explain.
You see, officer, I am a piano teacher on my way to see a student who's family runs a blacksmith operation and I'd like to give them a gift. The acme form is from my son.

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Offline 02-04-2019, 05:06 AM
Reply: #205
RE: Officer, I Can Explain.
(02-02-2019 02:10 PM)orbitingJupiter Wrote:  You see, officer, I am a piano teacher on my way to see a student who's family runs a blacksmith operation and I'd like to give them a gift. The acme form is from my son.

nooo please list three different items after your reason
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Offline 02-04-2019, 10:56 AM (This reply was last modified: 02-04-2019 10:56 AM by Shizre Greeko.)(Edited by Shizre Greeko.)
Reply: #206
RE: Officer, I Can Explain.
oh noes
theres no items for me :c

thank you, guys

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Offline 02-05-2019, 02:22 AM
Reply: #207
RE: Officer, I Can Explain.
(02-04-2019 10:56 AM)Shizre Greeko Wrote:  oh noes
theres no items for me :c

thank you, guys
the thank is for you officer, for protecting our fine city

the you, is actually an ewe, and is from my neighbors farm, and was a gift for me

the guys are all my friends, and we are not drunk at all

a cat
a dog
a mouse
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Offline 02-05-2019, 02:53 PM (This reply was last modified: 02-05-2019 02:53 PM by chaoticCapririus.)(Edited by chaoticCapririus.)
Reply: #208
RE: Officer, I Can Explain.
Quote:the thank is for you officer, for protecting our fine city

the you, is actually an ewe, and is from my neighbors farm, and was a gift for me

the guys are all my friends, and we are not drunk at all

a cat
a dog
a mouse

oh. my.
wow

sir I can explain; I have recently gone to the pest store and the mouse is a friend for the cat and the dog

you have:
11 pillows
a pencil sharpener
a TV
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Offline 02-06-2019, 02:44 AM
Reply: #209
RE: Officer, I Can Explain.
I can explain, officer. You see the 11 pillows are for a pillow fort, the pencil sharpener is because I'm trying to keep my school supplies in check and the TV is because...I totally bought it.


You have:
3 empty pizza boxes (or are they?)
A gas station sign
And a monkey wrench

orbitingJupiter, signing out!
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Offline 09-25-2019, 06:02 AM
Reply: #210
RE: Officer, I Can Explain.
"Officer i can explain this,please, the pizza boxes were from a sibling's party yesterday i forgot to throw em out, that gas station sign is because it fell near my car i dont know where it came from and the monkey wrench is to repair my door frame


You have:
A pumpkin,
An alligator
and a broken lampost
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