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Oppisitestuck
Offline 04-23-2015, 06:40 AM (This reply was last modified: 02-01-2017 10:49 AM by Atlas.)(Edited by Atlas.)
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Oppisitestuck
A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today is not his birthday. He also has a name. He is thirteen, why the hell would he not have a name? The boy thinks you're an idiot for thinking of naming him.

You can guess his name though.

>Enter Name

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Offline 04-23-2015, 06:45 AM
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RE: Oppisitestuck
> Sassy McAsswipe the Third.

I'm doing a fanventure, SGRUB Sigma! Go check it out, maybe?
NOTE: I am running Oppositestuck until radioactiveKitten has their internet returned!
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Offline 04-23-2015, 06:52 AM (This reply was last modified: 02-01-2017 10:49 AM by Atlas.)(Edited by Atlas.)
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RE: Oppisitestuck
(04-23-2015 06:45 AM)inexplicablyGhastly Wrote:  > Sassy McAsswipe the Third.

Try again, ass fondler.

>Enter name: JOHN EBGERT.

Your name is JOHN EGBERT. You are thirteen, it still isn't your birthday, and you basically the homo bitches kawaii pimp daddy, cool dude extraordinaire. You love baking, and have always looked up to Betty Crocker. Like. She's your idol, okay. You've got a sister and a few friends but they're pretty lame.

>Enter Command.

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Offline 04-23-2015, 06:56 AM
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RE: Oppisitestuck
look at yaoi
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Offline 04-23-2015, 06:59 AM
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RE: Oppisitestuck
(04-23-2015 06:56 AM)blazeman1 Wrote:  look at yaoi

You casually glance down at yourself.

Eh, your hot an all but you can do this anytime. Come on, losers, say something 'kewl'er.

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Offline 04-23-2015, 07:01 AM (This reply was last modified: 04-23-2015 07:02 AM by blazeman1.)(Edited by blazeman1.)
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RE: Oppisitestuck
initiate homoerotic trolling jackassery with your friend in red.

((are their claspects reversed too?)
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Offline 04-23-2015, 07:02 AM
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RE: Oppisitestuck
>Jackass around and make excessive amount of cakes for your father, who absolutely HATES cakes.

you are the nighttime fear
you are the morning when it's clear
when it's over, you'll start
you're my head
you're my heart
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Offline 04-23-2015, 07:12 AM (This reply was last modified: 04-23-2015 07:14 AM by Atlas.)(Edited by Atlas.)
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RE: Oppisitestuck
(04-23-2015 07:01 AM)blazeman1 Wrote:  initiate homoerotic trolling jackassery with your friend in red.

((are their claspects reversed too?)

((Yes!))

You guess you could do that. Still sounds pretty lame to you. You open pesterchum and click on your whiner-baby dweeb buddy. You know. The one in red.

EB: dave hurry stop being lame, i want to do stuff

TG: oh hi john :D

TG: what did you want to do

EB: we could do lots of things but id rather do you dave ;)

TG: john what you just said made me pretty uncomfortable

TG: would you mind not saying that kind of thing i mean you don't have to but itd be nice if you would man

EB: oh shut *up* your so lame :P f'in nerdlord

Dave does not answer. You guess he is probably crying. Again. Oops. You'll probably yell at him for that later, kid needs to get his shit straight!

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Offline 04-23-2015, 07:15 AM (This reply was last modified: 04-23-2015 07:15 AM by blazeman1.)(Edited by blazeman1.)
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RE: Oppisitestuck
(so what would john be? thief of blood?)

commence apology.
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Offline 04-23-2015, 07:17 AM
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RE: Oppisitestuck
>apologize you fuckwit he's your friend no matter how lame you think he is!

you are the nighttime fear
you are the morning when it's clear
when it's over, you'll start
you're my head
you're my heart
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