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Awestruck
Offline 05-25-2020, 03:38 PM
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A young lady stands in her bedroom. It just so happens that today, like most days, is not her birthday. However, it is the day that a video game she's been desperately waiting to try out arrives.

What will the name of this young lady be?

>Enter name.

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Offline 05-25-2020, 03:56 PM
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The unnamed insufferable dork==>

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Offline 05-25-2020, 04:10 PM
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Pessimistic Gamer ==>

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Online 05-25-2020, 04:20 PM
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Pretty Patrick ==>

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Offline 05-25-2020, 04:23 PM
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The unnamed insufferable dork==>

What? What kind of name is that? How can one both have a name yet be unnamed. That's just inane! The latter part of the name might not be as inane, though.

Try again, dingbat.

>Pessimistic Gamer

Alright, alright. You got me there. But that's not her name!

One more for the money.

>Pretty Patrick

Patrick is one of the greatest characters in modern television history. At least, that's what she thinks. Alas, she's not a pretty Patrick.

Let's just get the real name out of the way.

>Gwen Staling

Your name is GWEN STALING. You have a menagerie of interests, most of which involve movies with HEART-THROBBING ACTORS of which you can't seem to RECALL THEIR NAMES. Posters of said actors are littered EVERYWHERE IN YOUR ROOM, as your FATHER KEEPS BUYING THEM FOR YOU. When you aren't thinking about hot hunks on the big screen, you watch CARTOONS ON THE SMALL SCREEN THAT IS YOUR TELEVISION. You spend most of your time playing retro-styled PLUG-AND-PLAY game systems on your television, because you think OLDER GAMES HAVE MORE CHARM THAN NEWER ONES. At least, that's what you tell all your friends, when in reality you HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO PLAY CONSOLE-WISE. You also enjoy playing several games that CAME PRE-INSTALLED IN YOUR COMPUTER, yet, that too is because you HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO PLAY COMPUTER-WISE. This is why the arrival of this new game would be everso splendid to you.

You type in a manner that is succinct and quick; You also often capitalize and accentuate emojis. O.M.G.!

Currently, your father is away doing business at his job presumably SELLING VARIOUS STONE PRODUCTS. Someday, you wish to follow in his footsteps and go on to sell METALS, PREFERABLY ALLOYED FROM IRON.

What shall you do?

>Scamper about the house like a lunatic
>Play some Centipede on one of your plug-and-plays
>???????

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Offline 05-25-2020, 04:31 PM
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>Play some Red-lipped batfish on one of your plug-and-plays

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Offline 05-25-2020, 04:40 PM
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> Scamper about the house like a lunatic

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Offline 05-25-2020, 04:48 PM
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>Play some Red-lipped batfish on one of your plug-and-plays

In attempting to play Red-lipped batfish on one of your various plug-and-plays, you can't seem to find the game. Could it be that maybe the game never really existed? Had you imagined the endless hours of shitty Atari 2600 plug-play action of being a fish walking around on an 8-bit seafloor? Surely not, you think to yourself. Maybe it's just called something else?

Whatever, your contemplation of fish games has made you not want to play it anymore. What else is there to do?

>Scamper about the house like a lunatic

Say no more. As soon as the thought cross your mind, your feet instantly went into action. Your father has hung many priceless ARTIFACTS OF HIS FATHER, such as the first rock ever mined from his quarry. The priceless artifacts being WORTHLESS PILES OF UNSELLABLE ROCK. You guess maybe sentimental value really is worth more than the monetary one.

While you were thinking to yourself about worthless rocks and their significance, you end up toppling over many of said stones. When you decide your scampering is over, you run full speed at your father's favorite DISGUSTING RUBBER CHAIR which launches you back into your room, lying face up on your bed. Sometimes, to get somewhere fast, you gotta take some pain.

What shall you do now that you're back?

>Admire posters of so far nameless hunks
>Look out window to see if any dads/mail has arrived
>Inspect person for any lasting injuries from the launch
>???????

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Online 05-25-2020, 04:54 PM
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Admire posters of so far nameless hunks ==>

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Offline 05-25-2020, 04:56 PM
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>Look out window to see if any dads/mail has arrived

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