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"King's Dynasty"
Away 11-27-2019, 06:26 PM (This reply was last modified: 11-27-2019 10:04 PM by AmminusAttested.)(Edited by AmminusAttested.)
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"King's Dynasty"
Bound by the chains of your dreams.
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The iceberg of cognition falls underwater descending to the trenched black darkness that surrounds the body of your mind. The deeper you go, the more you see yourself clearer now. And now you finally understand the psyche of your once true self. All written in a sheet of 10,000 pages ink of the blood and mind you possess, but all that was scribbled was your NAME.
*So tell me, what is the name of this aspiring young dreamer?

ENTER NAME===>

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Offline 11-28-2019, 10:13 AM (This reply was last modified: 11-28-2019 10:14 AM by AstrologicalTerrorist.)(Edited by AstrologicalTerrorist.)
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(11-27-2019 06:26 PM)AmminusAttested Wrote:  
Bound by the chains of your dreams.
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The iceberg of cognition falls underwater descending to the trenched black darkness that surrounds the body of your mind. The deeper you go, the more you see yourself clearer now. And now you finally understand the psyche of your once true self. All written in a sheet of 10,000 pages ink of the blood and mind you possess, but all that was scribbled was your NAME.
*So tell me, what is the name of this aspiring young dreamer?

ENTER NAME===>

Ross Lesley

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Away 11-29-2019, 06:16 PM (This reply was last modified: 11-29-2019 07:16 PM by AmminusAttested.)(Edited by AmminusAttested.)
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RE: "King's Dynasty"
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>>>ROSS LESLEY is your name<<<
Your name is fucking ROSS LESLEY.
I mean you haven't stopped being Ross Lesley, at least that's what you think. But nevertheless YOU ARE ROSS LESLEY.And you can't read nor spell your own name.You're easily fucked now.
However this isn't your biggest concern.
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It's 11/29/2019, You are your own man now. Do as you must:
Ross Lesley what will you do?
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> Wake up.
> Keep Dreaming.
> Look at the window.
> Stare at the page.
> Take a shit on one of the papers.
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Offline 11-30-2019, 11:24 AM
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RE: "King's Dynasty"
(11-29-2019 06:16 PM)AmminusAttested Wrote:  [Image: 71a5f705e2adf8d43d164210b5253c0dcd7d0f5d.png]

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>>>ROSS LESLEY is your name<<<
Your name is fucking ROSS LESLEY.
I mean you haven't stopped being Ross Lesley, at least that's what you think. But nevertheless YOU ARE ROSS LESLEY.And you can't read nor spell your own name.You're easily fucked now.
However this isn't your biggest concern.
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It's 11/29/2019, You are your own man now. Do as you must:
Ross Lesley what will you do?
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> Wake up.
> Keep Dreaming.
> Look at the window.
> Stare at the page.
> Take a shit on one of the papers.
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>take a shit on a piece of paper, because you want to.

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Offline 11-30-2019, 11:57 AM
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---> TAKE A SHIT ON ONE OF THE PAPERS

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Makes me wonder about fate. If it's something that's even comprehensible.
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Offline 11-30-2019, 04:20 PM
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---> Stare.At.The.Page.
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Away 12-01-2019, 02:26 AM (This reply was last modified: 12-01-2019 04:11 AM by AmminusAttested.)(Edited by AmminusAttested.)
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==> Stare at the page.
You stare at the PAGE, a piece of paper with an OMINOUS RED WARNING on it, as to what you think. I mean you can't exactly read so knowing what is on it is quite improbable for you to ever comprehend besides the omniscient presence that can. But because of this, you had a sense of- no wait! A desire for immense tomfoolery. A feeling of... WANTING TO TAKE A SHIT ON THE PIECE OF PAPER.

You desperately CRAVE for this shit to happen, out of all shits that have ever happened this is the kind of shit you most likely enjoy and fancy. So you squat like the dotty crack-brain you are, positioning yourself to part take in shitting on the paper, because you can.
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*Snap back to reality*
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You can't seem to wake up from ever so slightly REALLY SHITTING ON YOUR PANTS.
Ugh. This is embarrassing, try harder and wake up!
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> Wake up.
> Keep Dreaming.
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Offline 12-01-2019, 10:38 AM
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(12-01-2019 02:26 AM)AmminusAttested Wrote:  ==> Stare at the page.
You stare at the PAGE, a piece of paper with an OMINOUS RED WARNING on it, as to what you think. I mean you can't exactly read so knowing what is on it is quite improbable for you to ever comprehend besides the omniscient presence that can. But because of this, you had a sense of- no wait! A desire for immense tomfoolery. A feeling of... WANTING TO TAKE A SHIT ON THE PIECE OF PAPER.

You desperately CRAVE for this shit to happen, out of all shits that have ever happened this is the kind of shit you most likely enjoy and fancy. So you squat like the dotty crack-brain you are, positioning yourself to part take in shitting on the paper, because you can.
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*Snap back to reality*
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You can't seem to wake up from ever so slightly REALLY SHITTING ON YOUR PANTS.
Ugh. This is embarrassing, try harder and wake up!
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> Wake up.
> Keep Dreaming.
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>Wake up. You have a friend (chum?) texting (pestering?) you.

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Away 12-01-2019, 04:03 PM (This reply was last modified: 12-06-2019 11:37 PM by AmminusAttested.)(Edited by AmminusAttested.)
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RE: "King's Dynasty"
You decide to stop fooling around with your dream-shit shenanigans and finally step back into reality, where you finally open your eyes. After all, it's better when you're awake.
*Oh hey, someone is pestering you! Must be on of your friends trying to contact you, you suppose you'll have to answer this pester before it gets to much of an annoyance. Quickly take the call==>

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Well, as they say, it's all gone pear-shaped, you ROSS LESLEY forgot to buy a present for your dearest friend, DRAVEN, awesome with the Lil pensive nature you had going on while you were asleep. You sure are a great friend!
Ok ok, You get it, you're a terrible friend and you'll try and fix that.

*So Ross how will you fix this?
> Make him a tuna sandwich, and eat it.
> Procrastinate yourself to an early grave.
> Go and ask Draven on what you should get him.

> Custom command.
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Offline 12-02-2019, 07:54 AM
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(12-01-2019 04:03 PM)AmminusAttested Wrote:  
You decide to stop fooling around with your dream-shit shenanigans and finally step back into reality, where you finally open your eyes. After all, it's better when you're awake.
*Oh hey, someone is pestering you! Must be on of your friends trying to contact you, you suppose you'll have to answer this pester before it gets to much of an annoyance. Quickly take the call==>

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Well, as they say, it's all gone pear-shaped, you ROSS LESLEY forgot to buy a present for your dearest friend, DRAVEN, awesome with the Lil pensive nature you had going on while you were asleep. You sure are a great friend!
Ok ok, You get it, you're a terrible friend and you'll try and fix that.

*So Ross how will you fix this?
> Make him a tuna sandwich, and eat it.
> Procrastinate yourself to an early grave.
> Go and ask Draven on what you should get him.

> Custom command.
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>Use the magic of eBay!

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