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Fist of the north stuck
Offline 04-22-2018, 07:49 AM
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RE: Fist of the north stuck
(04-22-2018 02:30 AM)trueboomer160 Wrote:  > wield your weapon and get ready for an easy duel!

what weapon? your body is stronger than any.

you do, after all, wield the art of hokuto shinken.
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Offline 04-22-2018, 08:57 AM
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> smash in the skulls of your enemies!

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Offline 04-22-2018, 10:04 AM
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(04-22-2018 08:57 AM)trueboomer160 Wrote:  > smash in the skulls of your enemies!

of course! , you walk alone toward the village. making no effort to hide, you've never had to. you see them already. the ruthless bandits harassing the hapless villagers.
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Offline 04-22-2018, 11:43 AM
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> grab the collar of one of the bandits and head-butt him STRONGLY

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Offline 04-22-2018, 12:54 PM
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(04-22-2018 11:43 AM)trueboomer160 Wrote:  > grab the collar of one of the bandits and head-butt him STRONGLY

A show of force? that is indeed your style!

the bandits notice and appraoch, threatening you with spears, make shift swords, and guns. but you do not fear such useless things as those. you simply keep walking past. one of the fools steps up to you

Outlaw:Hey asshole! don't you know who we are?!

you walk past him. but he bats you in the back of your head with an iron club, which snaps leaving the outlaw stunned. you decide he would be the best subject for this show of might, turning around and grabbing him by the collar. you slam your head into his, making it splatter.

the other bandits, after a moment of shock, seem undeterred.
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Offline 04-22-2018, 01:56 PM
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> take the splintered iron club to destroy the rest of the bandits.

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Offline 04-22-2018, 02:13 PM
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(04-22-2018 01:56 PM)trueboomer160 Wrote:  > take the splintered iron club to destroy the rest of the bandits.

You really don't need it.

Your fists are more than enough.
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Offline 04-22-2018, 02:25 PM
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> punch your way through the crowd of miscretins

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Offline 04-22-2018, 02:40 PM
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(04-22-2018 02:25 PM)trueboomer160 Wrote:  > punch your way through the crowd of miscretins

now that is more your language. as you continue walking, paying no heed to the bandits, they charge you weapons at the ready.
You punch one in the jaw. kick another in the gut. blow after blow, you make them stumble. but they do not fall.

Outlaw:Ha! for as big as you are you sure are a fuckin wimp!

he seems to have forgotten who just headbutted his friend into oblivion.
after taunting you , he eats his words. as his shoulder starts to swe,ll up rapidly along with his head. with a sickening crunch and splat. those parts of his body erupt into a gory fountain. his comrades follow suit.

this was the art of hokutou shin ken,
through attacking very specific vital points. you could manipulate the way your opponents' bodies work, it was the ultimate assassin's art.
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Offline 04-23-2018, 01:45 AM
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> wipe yourself clean from the gory duel and assimilate the villagers

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