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help me create a universe
Offline 04-12-2018, 12:41 PM
Reply: #21
RE: help me create a universe
>feel bad for dad, and create a motherly creature to suffer along with him.

Hell no. But you do make a mother

>Give the mother the power of logic.

That would be a bad idea. It's best just to let her roam aimlessly and figure things out herself. Nah fuck that shit. You zap her with all the knowledge in the universe, which really isn't that much right now.

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Offline 04-12-2018, 12:45 PM
Reply: #22
RE: help me create a universe
> interact with your creations

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Offline 04-12-2018, 12:50 PM
Reply: #23
RE: help me create a universe
> interact with your creations

You approach the all-knowing mother, and ask her to do something with all of the knowledge she has gained. She thinks for a moment, and begins making something. She asks you come back later when she is finished.

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Offline 04-12-2018, 01:06 PM
Reply: #24
RE: help me create a universe
> in the meantime, do some planning on your next creations! all this willy-nilly creating could be dastardly!

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Offline 04-12-2018, 01:57 PM
Reply: #25
RE: help me create a universe
> in the meantime, do some planning on your next creations! all this willy-nilly creating could be dastardly

You make a plan for your next creation. A huge ass turtle that just sort of floats around in the somethingness, and is all cool and shit. No that's stupid, instead, you just a buttload of SNAKEFUCKS, and push them together and holy fuck you made a star.

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Offline 04-13-2018, 05:53 AM
Reply: #26
RE: help me create a universe
> name the star something glorious

//shit's remindin me of doodlegod

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Offline 04-13-2018, 07:14 AM
Reply: #27
RE: help me create a universe
> name the star something glorious

You name the star doodle god. Other SNAKEFUCKS are like holy shit that was pretty cool, we wanna do this on our own. So now stars are being formed everywhere except for where the SNAKEFUCKS have dignity.

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Offline 04-13-2018, 08:23 AM
Reply: #28
RE: help me create a universe
shove some SNAKEFUCKS into orbit around doodle god
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Offline 04-13-2018, 11:43 AM
Reply: #29
RE: help me create a universe
> create an OZONE OF FUCKERY around the star doodlegod

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Offline 04-13-2018, 11:36 PM (This reply was last modified: 04-13-2018 11:37 PM by ryndev2678.)(Edited by ryndev2678.)
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RE: help me create a universe
>shove some SNAKEFUCKS into orbit around doodle god.

You push them into orbit around doodle god. They cool down and form rocks on there surface.

> create an OZONE OF FUCKERY around the star doodlegod

You make an OZONE OF FUCKERY around doodle god. It doesn't really do anything.

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