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help me create a universe
Offline 04-09-2018, 02:07 AM
Reply: #11
RE: help me create a universe
>Give yourself a name

You give yourself a name. Your name is WALUIGI!!!!!!!!! But a name is kind of useless with out some one to call you by that name. So you go to the SNAKEFUCKS, and tell them, "hey what the fuck you doing just sitting here, do something." They just hiss at you, and keep being useless.

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Offline 04-09-2018, 02:47 AM
Reply: #12
RE: help me create a universe
> give the snakefucks' jobs

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Offline 04-09-2018, 03:10 AM
Reply: #13
RE: help me create a universe
> give the snakefucks' jobs

You give the SNAKEFUCKS' jobs. You kind of just smash them together to form bigger SNAKEFUCKS', and they start pushing together that might turn out awful later, but you don't know. they still just hiss at you though, but at least they're doing something.

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Offline 04-09-2018, 03:36 AM
Reply: #14
RE: help me create a universe
> create a different creature

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Offline 04-09-2018, 07:23 AM
Reply: #15
RE: help me create a universe
> create a different creature

You make something. It is the yeast of thought and mind. You call it the globglogabgalab . It just floats off into the somethingness. It also wobbles around sing, you are slightly disturbed.

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Offline 04-09-2018, 12:08 PM
Reply: #16
RE: help me create a universe
> make hawaiian shirts and from those shirts, make the first dad ever

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Offline 04-10-2018, 01:25 AM
Reply: #17
RE: help me create a universe
create some Snake Repellent for the Dad creature
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Offline 04-11-2018, 02:18 PM
Reply: #18
RE: help me create a universe
> make hawaiian shirts and from those shirts, make the first dad ever

You make THE FIRST DAD EVER. You hate him. All he does is drink and tell cringy jokes.

>create some Snake Repellent for the Dad creature

You spray him in the face with THE SNAKE REPELLENT. his face starts melting from all the snake radiation, caused by all of THE SNAKEFUCKS flying away from him. You just sit and watch in pure happiness as he is slowly disolved. also he is now anti-christ. Oops.

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Offline 04-12-2018, 02:04 AM
Reply: #19
RE: help me create a universe
feel bad for dad, and create a motherly creature to suffer along with him.
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Offline 04-12-2018, 06:28 AM
Reply: #20
RE: help me create a universe
> give the mother the power of LOGIC

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