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help me create a universe
Offline 04-08-2018, 11:24 AM
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Brick help me create a universe
You are well I don't even know, but you seem to be nowhere, an infinite plane of nothing. You seem to be alone, and able to make, or do anythig. What will you do.

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Offline 04-08-2018, 12:03 PM
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RE: help me create a universe
> close your eyes and take in the vast void of nothingness that surrounds you.

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Offline 04-08-2018, 12:16 PM
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RE: help me create a universe
> close your eyes and take in the vast void of nothingness that surrounds you.

You close your eyes you see nothing because nothing is all around you, and you can't really close something you don't have. You feel like a dumb ass, so you decide to do somthing PRODUCTIVE instead of being an idiot.

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Offline 04-08-2018, 12:23 PM
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RE: help me create a universe
> try to form something using your imagination to lighten the void

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Offline 04-08-2018, 12:37 PM
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RE: help me create a universe
> try to form something using your imagination to lighten the void

You create an imagination. Holy shit, you try and touch the plane of nothingness with the hand you just made with your imagination, and the nothing spread out into the nothing causing something, like a double negative or some shit. You take a closer look, and see the you just started a big bang whats that, don't know, whats it do, fucking everything. You look even closer and see particals flying around and causing mass shit-loads of destruction. what do you want to do with it?

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Offline 04-08-2018, 02:29 PM
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RE: help me create a universe
> craft a frying pan of doom

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Offline 04-08-2018, 03:47 PM
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> craft a frying pan of doom

You make a FRYING PAN OF DOOM. It's really disappointing to be honest. It doesn't really do anything with out something to doom, but whatever, you make a TRASH NOW MAY BECOME USEFUL LATER BAG, and put it in there. You check on the PLANE OF SOMETHING, and it appears that the particals are cooling down and merging together to make bigger things. What will you you call these slightly bigger small things?

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Offline 04-09-2018, 01:11 AM
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RE: help me create a universe
> call them SNAKEFUCKS

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Offline 04-09-2018, 01:32 AM
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> call them SNAKEFUCKS

You call them SNAKEFUCKS. They start to take the form of tiny snakes, and circle around a partical, making an even bigger bigger small thing. Holy shit thats fucking amazing now everything is snakes, but you guess there's no turning back now. What now?

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Offline 04-09-2018, 01:40 AM
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RE: help me create a universe
> give yourself a name!

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