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sleepbound.
Offline 12-11-2017, 01:43 AM
Reply: #11
RE: sleepbound.
>Create memo

You decide to open up a memo, if only to get the opinions of your friends (and that one idiot) regarding the new 'Suburban Reconstruction and Development Boy' issue.


You feel good about that. You don't know why, but you do.

Well, time to get down to business -

Oh, son of a... looks like you just got another message, although you're not familiar with this specific username.


What do you do?

Enter Command

>Get Trolled
>Enter custom command.
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Offline 12-19-2017, 12:20 AM
Reply: #12
RE: sleepbound.
>Get Trolled

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Offline 12-19-2017, 10:32 AM
Reply: #13
RE: sleepbound.
>Get Trolled

Dear god. You aren't a religious person - you never have been - but if there's a god, you swear, you'll deck Him for this. Or Her. Or... Whatever.



Yeesh. Do you even want to know what that was about? Probably not. In fact, you're better off removing that encounter entirely from your memory. You wish that you could but, alas, memory erasing technology just doesn't exist yet. When it does, you'll be sure to use it.

What do you do?

>Go get the game.
>Try messaging some other people.
>Enter Custom Command.
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Offline 12-19-2017, 01:20 PM
Reply: #14
RE: sleepbound.
> Go get the game.

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Offline 12-20-2017, 09:23 AM
Reply: #15
RE: sleepbound.
> Go get the game.

Finally. Or - well - alright, you won't say 'finally'. That'd make it sound like you were sitting here for an hour, when really you were only resting for... About ten minutes. Nevermind, you can definitely use finally. Regardless, the time for playing is over! Now is the time to get a game so that you can be playing something else, rather than messaging a bunch of weirdos on the internet!

You march your way out of your room with purpose! On the hallway walls are various photos that your dad took of you as a child; One of them, the one you hate the most, shows toddler you holding a violin in what looks like a dirt patch. Another shows that you have always loved dogs, as baby you is too busy getting tackled by a Pomeranian to smile at the camera.

You miss that dog. You might not have known them, but you miss them.

You carefully make your way down the stairs. You like to joke with your online friends that they are made out of the flesh of some long forgotten animal, seeing as how they creak so much.

The joke is funnier in context, you swear.

There's a rustling in the living room below you. Something is cutting into what you assume to be a box - he's opening something, isn't he? Oh, great. Just great. Your dad is probably opening the package with the game right now, and you've got no choice but to stop him!

What do you do??

>STRIFE!!!!
>oH HELL NO, HOOF IT BACK UP TO YOUR ROOM LIKE THE FRIGHTENED WEASEL YOU ARE
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Offline 12-22-2017, 06:32 AM
Reply: #16
RE: sleepbound.
>STRIFE!!!!

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Offline 12-24-2017, 04:40 AM
Reply: #17
RE: sleepbound.
>STRIFE!!!!

Oh god damn shit, it's time to STRIFE!! You race down the stairs and STRAIGHT TACKLE your dad. You can do this! You can take down your dad and save your game! You're a strong independent kid who doesn't need the continuous pressure from your parental figure! You can live on your own!

Unfortunately for you, though, you're quite tiny, and instead of knocking him down, the impact only staggers him. You should have known that your STRAIGHT TACKLE wouldn't work. Not only because you are tiny, but because you are NOT STRAIGHT. Both parts of its name are completely ineffective against your father.

Dad gently takes you by the shoulders and lifts you up.

He's giving you the DAD STARE OF DISAPPOINTMENT.

Your dad gestures to your violin that is propped up against the wall, then to the package, which has already been opened up by his trusty dusty POCKET KNIFE. You get the feeling that he wants you to play something before actually getting the package.

To that, however, you say HELL NO!!

You wiggle out of his grasp and grab the package, racing back upstairs as fast as your little legs can carry you.

You slam the door to your room shut, heaving. It appears that your computer has become lit up with new messages.

You just can't get a break today, can you?

What do you do?

>Open the package.
>Respond to messages.
>gO BACK DOWN TO FIGHT YOUR DAD. YOU CAN DO THIS.
>BLOCKADE YOUR DOOR, IDIOT!!
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Offline 12-26-2017, 11:30 AM
Reply: #18
RE: sleepbound.
>Try to catch a break.

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Offline 12-27-2017, 03:50 AM
Reply: #19
RE: sleepbound.
>Try to catch a break.

Alas, you cannot catch a break. Every time you try to reach out to grab one, the break zips away, just out of your reach.It makes sense - you've never gotten a break, and you definitely won't get one now of all times.

Stupid breaks, always avoiding you!

What do you do?

>Open the package.
>Respond to messages.
>Enter Custom Command
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Offline 12-27-2017, 12:39 PM
Reply: #20
RE: sleepbound.
>Open the package

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it was time for thomas to leave. he had seen everything.
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