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SBURB Session X15 (Canceled)
Offline 06-24-2018, 05:14 AM
Reply: #251
RE: SBURB Session X15
-===> Lucie: Divide_By_Zero.exe, then Ponies.EXE, just for fun

First, you activate Divide_By_Zero.exe. Suddenly random plots of land start disappearing on you virtual simulation of Earth. Overall, about half of the Earth vanishes in various parts.

Next, you activate Ponies.exe. You Virtual World is suddenly bombarded with a Pony Plague. Humans start becoming ponies, it starts raining ponies, ponies start developing a desire to eat human flesh.

Overall, it was fucking terrifying.

You reboot the system of your virtual world.

Oh! It appears your glorious leader has contacted you! Here we go again!
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Offline 06-24-2018, 06:17 AM
Reply: #252
RE: SBURB Session X15
> Tell Stalin to wait a bit and lie about your battery percentage in the process

there have been thousands to walk upon our planet.
We haven't been awake to see them.


people I can maybe/definitely/probs do: john, dave, karkat, Eridan
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Offline 06-24-2018, 12:45 PM
Reply: #253
RE: SBURB Session X15
> don't answer, he can't scold you if he can't talk to you!

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Offline 06-24-2018, 10:20 PM
Reply: #254
RE: SBURB Session X15
-===> Lucie: Tell Stalin to wait a bit and lie about your battery percentage in the process


-===> Lucie: Don't answer, he can't scold you if he can't talk to you!

That is VERY true! You decide to not answer him at all. He doesn't actually have the ability to kill most of his operatives. They don't know that though.

You were always his least favorite operative.
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Offline 06-25-2018, 02:52 AM
Reply: #255
RE: SBURB Session X15
> check to see if the reboot your world is complete, then run good_christian_vibes.EXE

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Offline 06-25-2018, 03:40 AM
Reply: #256
RE: SBURB Session X15
-===> Lucie: Check to see if the reboot your world is complete, then run good_christian_vibes.EXE

It is complete!

ALL the good Christian vibes are here! WOOOO!
KINDNESS!
CHARITY!
HUGS!
BEATING ANYONE WHO SAYS HECK OR FRICK WITH A STICK!

YAAAAAY!
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Offline 06-25-2018, 04:58 AM
Reply: #257
RE: SBURB Session X15
> pat yourself on the back for a job well done! and finally reply back to stalin and play dumb about the previous world.

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Offline 06-25-2018, 08:31 AM
Reply: #258
RE: SBURB Session X15
> What just happened? (Play Jeopardy_thinktanktheme.MP3 when answering)


> Also report back to the leader of the KGB. Don't want to get culled now, do ya?

there have been thousands to walk upon our planet.
We haven't been awake to see them.


people I can maybe/definitely/probs do: john, dave, karkat, Eridan
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Offline 06-25-2018, 09:35 PM
Reply: #259
RE: SBURB Session X15
-===> Lucie Pat yourself on the back for a job well done! and finally reply back to Stalin and play dumb about the previous world.

You pat yourself on the back. All those good Christian vibes are really paying out!

-===> Lucie: What just happened? (Play Jeopardy_thinktanktheme.MP3 when answering)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73tGe3JE5IU

You contacted the in-game Stalin and lied about battery percentages. Then you filled the world with GOOD CHRISTIAN VIBES

-===> Lucie: Also report back to the leader of the KGB. Don't want to get culled now, do ya?


Oh hey look, YOUR ACTUAL LEADER, JD is trying to message you!
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Offline 06-26-2018, 02:14 AM
Reply: #260
RE: SBURB Session X15
> answer JD with quick haste, like any good Christian!

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