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SBURB Session X15
Offline 11-11-2017, 12:58 PM (This reply was last modified: 11-12-2017 04:54 AM by kakorrhaphiophobiaticVacivity.)(Edited by kakorrhaphiophobiaticVacivity.)
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SBURB Session X15
A young man stands in his his room. He is currently waiting for his birthday present to arrive in the mail. He doesn't know why. He is actually wondering why himself. Especially because of the issue with the fact that his birthday was exactly four months ago. Perhaps it is extremely late. Well, I mustn't tarry on like this forever. We should probably give him a name. What shall this man's name be?
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Offline 11-11-2017, 08:41 PM
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> Salty Aboutlatebirthdaygifts

why do i go to school
thx starlitEnchantress for the talksprite(s)!
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Offline 11-11-2017, 10:26 PM (This reply was last modified: 11-12-2017 04:54 AM by kakorrhaphiophobiaticVacivity.)(Edited by kakorrhaphiophobiaticVacivity.)
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> Salty Aboutlatebirthdaygifts

Oh come on! What kind of a name is that? This man has no reason to be salty, especially because he likes PEPPER way more than salt!
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Offline 11-11-2017, 11:30 PM
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> PEPPERoni Pizza

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Offline 11-12-2017, 12:16 AM (This reply was last modified: 11-12-2017 04:54 AM by kakorrhaphiophobiaticVacivity.)(Edited by kakorrhaphiophobiaticVacivity.)
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> PEPPERoni Pizza

Sorry, but I am not naming him after food. Try again!
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Offline 11-12-2017, 12:21 AM
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> Ares Hayden

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Offline 11-12-2017, 12:39 AM (This reply was last modified: 11-12-2017 04:55 AM by kakorrhaphiophobiaticVacivity.)(Edited by kakorrhaphiophobiaticVacivity.)
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> Ares Hayden

Your name is Ares Hayden. As was previously mentioned, you are waiting for a (probably) late birthday present that may or may not exist. You have several interests. You are a RAPPER, but to be honest, you really suck at it anyways. You also like to play VIDEO GAMES, particularly ones about SPORTS. You also suck at that too. You most certainly suck at ART more than anything else though. It's a complete waste of your time! What will you do?
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Offline 11-12-2017, 02:14 AM
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> Ares: Start a fascinating war in a football video game

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Offline 11-12-2017, 04:52 AM (This reply was last modified: 11-12-2017 04:55 AM by kakorrhaphiophobiaticVacivity.)(Edited by kakorrhaphiophobiaticVacivity.)
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> Ares: Start a fascinating war in a football video game

You quickly start up your favorite football game, Fifa! Even though you live in America, you still call soccer football because football is played with your hands. Not your feet. Soccer is played with your feet. You quickly start up a match. Good... Good... GOA- Wait no, nevermind. OH FRICK! FRICK! FRICKFRICKFRICKFRICKFRIIIIIIIICK! You lose the game 36-0. You are definitely mad. You contemplate swearing, but decide that your MOM would probably hear, and ban you from Fifa again. Oh jeez... You're going to need to blow off some steam, but how?
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Offline 11-12-2017, 01:42 PM
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>vent to friends through pester chum
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