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SBURBlite (sponsored by Pesterchum) [Text Adventure]
Offline 10-15-2017, 09:50 AM (This reply was last modified: 10-22-2017 01:45 AM by z-star.)(Edited by z-star.)
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SBURBlite (sponsored by Pesterchum) [Text Adventure]
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A young girl stands in her bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 14th of October, 2017, is the day just before her birthday! Though it was fourteen years ago she was given...Bah, you know how it goes, let's just cut to the chase. What will the name of this young girl be?

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Offline 10-15-2017, 11:22 AM
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RE: SBURBlite (sponsored by Pesterchum) [Text Adventure]
==> Conniving Pumpkinhead

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Offline 10-15-2017, 11:46 AM (This reply was last modified: 10-22-2017 01:46 AM by z-star.)(Edited by z-star.)
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RE: SBURBlite (sponsored by Pesterchum) [Text Adventure]
> Enter name.

(10-15-2017 11:22 AM)Starry Wrote:  > CONNIVING PUMPKINHEAD

No, no. That won't do at all. You know pumpkins don't exist. What do you mean by that statement?

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Offline 10-15-2017, 11:50 AM
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RE: SBURBlite (sponsored by Pesterchum) [Text Adventure]
==> JAZE CORMICH?

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Offline 10-15-2017, 11:51 AM (This reply was last modified: 10-22-2017 01:46 AM by z-star.)(Edited by z-star.)
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RE: SBURBlite (sponsored by Pesterchum) [Text Adventure]
> Try again.

TESS MITCHELL

That's better. Now, where were we? Ah yes, the ROOM. She sure is standing in one. Why don't we take a look at this room? There sure are many objects of INTEREST in here.

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Offline 10-16-2017, 01:49 AM (This reply was last modified: 10-22-2017 01:46 AM by z-star.)(Edited by z-star.)
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RE: SBURBlite (sponsored by Pesterchum) [Text Adventure]
> Examine room.
Knight of Hope
Your name is TESS. You live on EARTH C in the HUMAN KINGDOM. As was previously mentioned, it is the day before your BIRTHDAY. A number of GEMSTONES are visible, in color-coded sections of your drawers, open for all to see. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You are partial to SITCOMS, ESPECIALLY OF THE DISNEY VARIETY. You have a fondness for the SUPERNATURAL, and like to pretend you are a WITCH. You also like to play GAMES sometimes. And by sometimes you mean all the time.

What will you do?

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Offline 10-19-2017, 11:48 AM
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==> Tess: Examine the gemstones.
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Offline 10-19-2017, 01:01 PM
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==> Tess: Watch Cory in the House
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Offline 10-21-2017, 02:18 PM (This reply was last modified: 10-22-2017 01:47 AM by z-star.)(Edited by z-star.)
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> Tess: Examine the gemstones.

Ah yes, your precious GEMSTONE COLLECTION. (You meticulously call it that, but everyone else just says rock collection.) You've been collecting them since you were little. Each type of crystal has a different use, or so you believe. Your absolute favorite, though, is your prized MAGENTA TOURMALINE.

> Tess: Watch Cory in the House.

There is no fucking way you're watching that filth. That's So Raven is a Disney Channel CLASSIC, and it's shoddy spinoff was the worst thing to ever exist. It only ran for two seasons before being cut short. You like to pretend it never happened. Good thing they decided to square up and make a PROPER sequel to the critically-acclaimed supernatural sitcom, aptly starring Raven-Symoné herself, albeit with psychic offspring of her own.

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Offline 10-21-2017, 11:42 PM (This reply was last modified: 10-22-2017 01:47 AM by z-star.)(Edited by z-star.)
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> Tess: Flail like a hooligan and enact some witchy business.

You grab your ENCHANTED SPELLBOOK, WAND OF OCHRE, and SORGHUM BROOMSTICK and...hop around your room extravagantly brandishing a clay stick in the air and obnoxiously vocalizing an incantation. It's fun to pretend.

> Tess: Stop your witchering and hearken the beeping of your computer!

Oh? It looks like you're receiving a message from one of your friends. Youthinks maybe you should get that.

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