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Memo Shits n Giggles: A Challenge
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Offline 06-26-2017, 02:02 AM
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Memo Shits n Giggles: A Challenge


--PRESENT ectoBiologist [PEB] OPENED MEMO "shits and giggles" AT [TIME]--

EB: hey!
EB: erm, to anybody listening!
EB: i think there was a distinct lack of memos lately, everyone's been grumpy and i'm all by myself!
EB: so, all those people and trolls who i know are hiding in the vast reaches of paradox space or whatever
EB: come one come all!
EB: come entertain me, i guess
EB: that stuff aside, what is everybody up to?
EB: besides possibly ignoring mass texts that i didn't think through
EB: i myself have been doing a whole lot of nothing!
EB: lazily contemplating life
EB: procrastinating
EB: see how boring i am!?
EB: but as stupid as this idea was, i still feel like memos are something i look back on fondly...
EB: karkat likes to yell at me by himself and for all to see, and it was pretty hilarious!
EB: (hopefully he doesn't do it now because i brought it up!)
EB: well! that's about it!
EB: i'm surprised nobody has interjected yet.

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Offline 06-26-2017, 01:02 PM
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RE: Memo Shits n Giggles: A Challenge
---PAST undyingUmbrage responded to this memo ??:?? AGO.---

uu: OH HO HO. SO WE MEET AGAIN. HUMAN JOHN.
uu: I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW. THAT NEXT TIME. I WILL NOT BE SO EASILY DEFEATED BY YOUR GROSS HUMAN MEATFISTS.
uu: THE HUMAN MEATFISTS. THAT ARE SO *LEWDLY*. MADE OUT OF GROSS,
PINK, SUPPLE FLESH.
uu: AND IN FACT, HUMAN JOHN, I WILL BEAT. YOU AND YOUR FRIEND'S RESPECTIVE *ASSES*. INTO THE METAPHORICAL CONCRETE. OF MY NEW DOMAIN.
uu: WHAT DOMAIN MAY IT BE, YOU ASK?
uu: HO HO HO! I AM GLAD. THAT YOU AND YOUR GROSS PINK MELON FLESH.
HAVE DECIDED TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION.
uu: WAIT, I MEAN ASK. *DAMN IT!*
uu: I MEANT ASK, YOU DUMB PIECE OF FUCK.
uu: MY DOMAIN. IS THAT OF TIME.
uu: BUT I'M NOT GOING TO BOTHER. EXPLAINING IT TO YOUR STUPID BRAIN.
uu: I HAVE OTHER THINGS TO ATTEND TO.




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Offline 06-26-2017, 02:13 PM (This reply was last modified: 06-26-2017 02:13 PM by thankstyler.)(Edited by thankstyler.)
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RE: Memo Shits n Giggles: A Challenge
EB: sigh.
EB: caliborn, i know that your manpride is shamelessly pushed down into your shoes at the moment due to my amazing display of fisticuffs
EB: but i really didn't expect you to be the one to entertain my thoughts on memos
EB: like, especially when you expect me to believe you have "better things to do"!
EB: what horseshit.
EB: how are you even communicating with me?
EB: didn't i beat you ass back to the first edition of skeletor?
EB: once again!!
EB: SIIIIIGH.

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Offline 06-26-2017, 09:19 PM (This reply was last modified: 06-26-2017 09:29 PM by mariachiArsonist.)(Edited by mariachiArsonist.)
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RE: Memo Shits n Giggles: A Challenge
uu: YES, HUMAN JOHN.
uu: I WILL ADMIT. THAT MY MANPRIDE. IS RATHER LOW RIGHT NOW.
uu: BUT THAT WILL *NOT* STOP ME. FROM USING MY AWESOME TIMEY POWERS AND WINNER MINDSET.
uu: YOU SEE, HUMAN JOHN, I HAVE SOMETHING YOU DON'T.
uu: A SHINY WHITE TRUMP CARD. TO WEAPONIZE AGAINST YOU.
uu: SO HAS BEEN FORETOLD BY THE MIGHTY YOGURTBOMBER.
uu: THIS TRUMP CARD. ALLOWS ME TO ABSORB YOUR *PUNY ESSENCE*. INTO IT.
uu: THEREBY TRAPPING YOU IN IT. FOREVER. OR SOMETHING.
uu: LOOK, I DON'T EXACTLY KNOW HOW IT WORKS. YET.
uu: IN DUE TIME, HUMAN JOHN. IN DUE TIME.


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Offline 06-26-2017, 09:26 PM
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RE: Memo Shits n Giggles: A Challenge
-- PRESENT golgothasTerror responded to the memo RIGHT NOW --


GT: Good golly Miss Molly would you look at this wild thing this bugbear is trying to pull off!
GT: What business does this nasty limegreen buckaroo has there ramping up all sorts of ruckuses about our asses and, quote "pink supple flesh"?
GT: Your horrendous flattery and interest in those fills me with shame and disgust.



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Offline 06-27-2017, 01:54 AM
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uu: OH LOOK. IT IS THE WHINY HOPE SIMPLETON.
uu: I WILL LET YOU KNOW. THAT YOUR PUSSY HOPE POWERS STAND NO MATCH TO THAT. OF YOUR PATRON MANBRO.
uu: AND YES, HUMAN JOHN. I DO IN FACT HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO. THESE THINGS INCLUDE. MASTERING THE CONTROL OF AN ASSORTMENT OF TIME GREMLINS. AND CONQUERING. MY QUEST OF PURE MANLINESS. TO ACQUIRE *GODLY POWERS*. WITH WHICH I WILL ASSUME COMPLETE CONTROL. OF ALL OF THE TIMESTREAM.
uu: AND THEN. I WILL TRAVEL BACK IN TIME. AND ACQUIRE A FUN COAT. THE COAT FOR WINNERS.
uu: AND HAVE MY SEEING ORBS MADE EVEN MORE AMAZING. SOMEWHERE ALONG THE WAY.
uu: A MAN'S GOTTA DO WHAT A MAN'S GOTTA DO.


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Offline 06-27-2017, 09:44 AM
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RE: Memo Shits n Giggles: A Challenge
EB: oh god, hey jake!
EB: sorry you have to deal with this clown :/
EB: i swear he's way quieter when you don't let him talk!
EB: and all he says is bullshit anyways, i don't understand him ever.
EB: godly powers and better things to do, blah blah blah!
EB: obviously, breath powers are WAY cooler
EB: and the windy thing?
EB: it's epic. no debate.
EB: caliborn just has fun raining on people's parades!!
EB: even when i knocked him on his ass.

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Offline 06-28-2017, 06:49 AM
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uu: WHAT. ARE YOU KIDDING ME.
uu: OBVIOUSLY. YOUR SHITTY FART POWERS. ARE INFERIOR. TO MINE.
uu: THE POWER OF CONTROLLING AN ARMY OF FROG MEN. ORDERING THEM AROUND. AND SUCH.
uu: THERE'S A LOT OF TIME TRAVELLING INVOLVED TOO. IT TAKES THE MIND.
OF A MASTER.
uu: I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW. I HAVE APPROXIMATELY. TWO HUNDRED IQS.
uu: ALONG WITH THE MASTERFUL CHARISMA. OF A FUCKING STUD. A MANLY STUD.
uu: AND YOU WILL *NEVER*. ACHIEVE THIS LEVEL. OF GODLINESS. IN YOUR FUCKING MISERABLE LIFE.


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Offline 07-18-2017, 08:07 AM
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TG: sry to but my head into this
TG: but I have to say
TG: no one can beat Johns powers
TG: Janey may be able to bring people back to life
TG: and Jake has his whole hope explosion thing
TG: that took out a few planets
TG: and while im not sure what exactly you can do with your powers caliborn
TG: i have one question for you
TG: have you
TG: un doomed
TG: an entire session
TG: all by yourself
TG: :p
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Offline 07-18-2017, 05:55 PM
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RE: Memo Shits n Giggles: A Challenge
---User-carcinoGenetist has joined the memo---

CG: THE REAL QUESTION HERE IS WHY WE'RE DISCUSSING JOHN'S STUPID WIND ABILITIES.
CG: SO WHAT IF HE CAN BLOW WIND? IT'S NOT LIKE HE CAN DESTROY ENTIRE GALAXIES WITH THE FLICK OF HIS FINGERS.
CG: WHOEVER THE FUCK THINKS THEY'RE SO GODDAMN POWERFUL SHOULD STICK A FUCKING CROWN UP THEIR ASS AND CALL THEMSELF "KING ASSHOLE".
CG: ALSO, MY CAPS LOCK IS ABOUT TO FUCKING BREAK FROM HOLDING IT DOWN SO FUCKING MUCH JUST TO TRY TO SCREECH AT YOU FROM BEHIND THIS FUCKING HUSKTOP.
CG: IF ANYONE, AND I FUCKING MEAN THIS, IF ANYONE MAKES FUN OF ME LATER WHEN MY CAPS LOCK BREAKS AND I HAVE TO TYPE LOWER CASE, I WILL SHOVE MY SICKLE DOWN THEIR THROAT HOLE. THAT GOES FOR SPECIFICALLY DAVE BECAUSE I KNOW HE WILL AND I WILL NOT HESITATE TO PHYSICALLY HARM HIM.
CG: JOHN, IF YOU DO IT, AND I REALLY FUCKING HOPE YOU DON'T, I WILL DO THE SAME TO YOU.
CG: NOW THAT MY THREAT IS OUT OF THE way, fuck my caps lock just broke.
CG: gog fucking dammit. i was hoping it would last longer.
CG: can someone hassle equius into this shithole so i can *politely* scream at him to fix my damn caps lock? thank you very much.
CG: now what exactly can we discuss besides "how much of an assbag you can be"?


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