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Sufferers of failed sessions
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Offline 06-14-2017, 06:27 AM (This reply was last modified: 06-28-2017 12:44 AM by gamerAudabary.)(Edited by gamerAudabary.)
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Sufferers of failed sessions
-- ??? shadowAmbrosia [SA] opened a new memo on the board: "Those who have suffered from failed sessions" --

SA: I cannot believe I can still get onto this
SA: It's so wonderful and...
SA: ...maybe I can connect to you
SA: But like all things that happen to me
SA: I would say it's a miracle, however...
SA: ...
SA: It's all gone to shit for me
SA: Hell, I don't even know if I'm even ON here
SA: It could be shown as a glitch JUST LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE
SA: ...I just want to see if there's anyone else alive
SA: Anyone else who is suffering from such a shitty session like this one
SA: Just to prove that I'm not truly alone in this futile world that we've created ourselves

And yOu ALL thOught i wAz gOne... yOu were zOreLy miztAken...

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Offline 06-14-2017, 07:20 AM
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RE: Sufferers of failed sessions
--??? ComputerTechie[CT]: responded to the memo--
CT: hey, not sure who you are, or how things glitched out for you, but I saw this, and want you to know that you are not alone, I too glitched out my season.
CT: I have kinda decided that every season kinda has a moral of the story. for our ancestors, it was that it is important to not kill all the rest of the players
CT: for me, I have decided that the moral of my season is don't try to Hack Skia. Skia will win, and make you suffer for eternity.
CT: how about for you?
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Away 06-14-2017, 12:08 PM
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RE: Sufferers of failed sessions
---CURRENT clinicalSlytherin [CS] RIGHT NOW responded to memo---

CS: Greetingss....
CS: As bot= fellow suferrer andd =elper of screwedd sessions, Ii must firstt sayy t=eree is =ope forr poor soulss like us....
CS: T=eree is suc= aa t=ingg as screwing t=ee game back if youu will....

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Offline 06-14-2017, 12:42 PM
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RE: Sufferers of failed sessions
-- ??? carefreeCuisiniere [CC] responded to memo. --

CC: Oh, nooooooooooo. )):
CC: You all aren't alone! Me and my frens-
CC: Well, let's just... say it didn't end well.
CC: But I really believe you could fix it!
CC: Like what CS said, you- oh, well, I don't think *screwing the game back* would be a good idea—
CC: But still! You can Scratch, and more or less if you can't Scratch - you have to wait.
CC: Kind of like a "your princess is in another castle" situation. You've just finished the level and then the prize happens to be on the other side.
CC: Unless– well... the people in the previous session don't end up arriving.
CC: And if you don't have a Space or Time player, that's gonna be very... very hard.
CC: But don't lose hope! The dreambubbles - or its equivalent, I believe we only got our dreambubbles because Zoey talked to some tentacle being - are there. Considering that 97% of Sburb sessions fail because they were killed by the meteors–
CC: Well, you weren't one of those people, so that's that!

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Offline 06-15-2017, 02:38 AM
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SA: Oh thank whatever gods are here
SA: People
SA: I'm not truly alone, but...
SA: Eh, nevermind that
SA: Yes hello!
SA: My session was great at the beginning as every session that I'm in
SA: Wait...no that's not right or is it?
SA: I'm sorry, my memories are as fuzzy as everywhere I look
SA: Goddamn missing textures
SA: Anyways, where was I?
SA: Right...my pointless session
SA: Heh, funny how it started, funny how it ended
SA: ...
SA: I guess what I could really say is that we were fucked right from the beginning
SA: Sure we had a space player and time, but the space and void just fed into an already powerful enemy
SA: ...
SA: ...previous session?
SA: How bad would it be if I said we can't get help from the previous session...anymore?
SA: And that I may or may not have destroyed my Scratch mechanism
SA: Along with many other failures I abandoned to do
SA: But...I can wait. I did make a promise to someone
SA: ...so, as I wait for whatever this poorly made game has to offer
SA: How old were all of you when you began this game?

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Offline 06-15-2017, 04:21 AM
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RE: Sufferers of failed sessions
---User biologicalCrafter Responded to the Memo [???? HOURS FROM NOW]---
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BC: I mad£ d£al$ wi+h, $€ra+€h, +h£ HI€, and a f£w o+h£r pow£r$ wi+hin $kaia..
BC: L£+'$ ju$+ $a¥ £v£r¥+hing didn'+ go +o plan.


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Offline 06-15-2017, 07:22 AM
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RE: Sufferers of failed sessions
CT: well it's good to know that there are other doomed sessions
CT: i'm not sure any of these quite compare to how glitched my session is
CT: but alas, it is not really a competition, and so i will try to not judge people on how doomed they are or not
CT: no promises, but i'll try.
CT: CC, i'm sorry to be such a downer, but my personal princess is not in another castle
CT: it is in this castle, but my castle is to glitched to get her out
CT: and while I do still have a scratch construct, and it technically still works,
CT: only technically
CT: as in it is glitching out as bad as our session
CT: not to mention it is what i used to try to beat skia, but ended up in this glitched state instead
CT: and dream bubbles are not an option for me either, the game won't let me out of the intersphere.
CT: and it is hard to dream if the IsSleaping variable resets every three seconds
CT: although i do think i like CS's idea of "Screwing the session back"
CT: i'l see if i can get going on un glitching my session.
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Offline 06-15-2017, 08:06 AM
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RE: Sufferers of failed sessions
-- ??? coolestTicktocker [CT] responded to memo. --

CT: Oh this is a thing?
CT: Then its short venting time
CT: Because whenever your session messes up
CT: Its basically because your timelines fucked up right?
CT: And being a heir of time right over here
CT: I am so fucked up right now
CT: I dont even know what to think right now
CT: No where to go
CT: Nothing to do but trying to fix things i guess?
CT: Havent figured out what too do yet
CT: Who knew a friend page of rage could fuck you/the timeline over so much?
CT: In short-- Im fucked

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Away 06-15-2017, 12:13 PM
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RE: Sufferers of failed sessions
((Her @Vantas, can I say regarding Cernun x Bio ship that Cernun is still a bit torn about letting Bio in or still loving Joel? And that Bio saying "I'm their moirail" as a bit of a self proclamation? Just saying, since I think I should note the state of their ship as of late :)

CS: No, Biolinee I'm....
CS: Nevermindd.... So, back to t=ee ot=err poor unfortunatee soulss....
CS: Yess.... Bioo is correctt.... Ii do came from aa differentt sessionn as =imm.... T=roug== meanss of travelling betweenn Mediumss, we managedd to =elp variouss doomed playerss suc= as yourselves....
CS: Yett sincee Ii am talkingg to youu alll noww.... Youu aree safe to assume t=at us c=eating t=ee =ell outt of t=is game didn'tt resulted favorlyy forr us....
CS: We really just waited to be fucked up to be =onest....
CS: Butt t=at doesn'tt mean we're giving up t=en andd t=eree....
CS: We s=ouldn't =ave wasted five yearss just to acceptt defeat....
CS: So we plan on continuing w=at we do best.... =elp t=osee in need....
CS: Ii mean rig=tt noww I'm doingg so wit= anot=err band of fuck-ups.... Andd t=eirr progress =add been wayy tooo staggeringg forr people doomed to fail....


((@Vantas this Cernun is also chatting in Dirk's Null Session Support Group by the way ;)

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Offline 06-16-2017, 02:30 AM
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RE: Sufferers of failed sessions
SA: ...right
SA: I have forgotten that such a creature, as trolls, exists in other sessions too
SA: That's good then
SA: And it may be safe to say that you all must be around 13, yikes
SA: I'm unsure if I feel old or feel like a creep
SA: I was 17 when I played the game
SA: Two...younger...kids played the game with me and some of my older, newfound, friends too
SA: The more I think about it, I think I might have had 9 other players in my session
SA: But...there were problems...with...with the maid of space and whatever the hell sort of class that void player was
SA: My own hopelessness, my fear of what's real and what's not, and abandonment of MY duties
SA: Along with that damn other overpowering void player from the previous session with...
SA: With...
SA: ...anyways
SA: BC, er, Bio
SA: If I may inquire you about something, if that's all right with you
SA: What is this "Hic" and can I come into contact with this "Scratch being" or is it just in your session or, by chance, is it in all sessions?
SA: Because if that's the case, then I might not be so screwed over after all

And yOu ALL thOught i wAz gOne... yOu were zOreLy miztAken...

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