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SBURB Bug Help Desk
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Offline 08-18-2017, 03:46 PM
Reply: #21
RE: SBURB Bug Help Desk
---PAST fatalicConquest[FC] 5 hours ago replied to memo---
FC:um hi i think i have a glitch which relates to the tag (dream moons:Sleep's Broke Plz Fix)
FC:i am derse dreamer but somehow my dream tower and i ended up on prospit and the black queen is on derse.
FC:my sessionmate who is on derse said that they are a prospit dreamer but ended up on derse and the white queen is on derse.
FC:is this a glitch and should i be worried?

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Offline 08-20-2017, 08:42 AM
Reply: #22
RE: SBURB Bug Help Desk
CC: hey, it's me again
CC: this one would be under (Gigglesnort Hideytalk: Sprites) and (OHGODWHAT)((unwinnable by insanity))
CC: so in my last message i told you that a friend accidentally prototyped his sprite with nuclear radiation
CC: Well, we never actually saw the sprite
CC: we kinda assumed it had phased out of existence
CC: so the reckoning was happening, and we were just about to fight the black king
CC: when this glowing green glob of goop, half the size of derse's moon, came down and just ate up the black king
CC: or should i say prototyped with the black king
CC: now we have BlackCancerSprite for lack of a better word,
CC: when we try to see the name, we just see ̵̱̩̂ ̸̡̒̅ ̵̜̄ ̶̙̉̽̔̕ ̵̥͊͝͝ ̴̥͒̀ ̴̭̦͎̝̊͒͗̄̈́ͅ ̶̮̌̊̆͜ ̶͇͓͇͖̦̓͑ ̵̠̺̦̪̀͑̓͂ ̵̧̬͈͈̓͆̇̀̋ ̶̨̞̄ ̶͚̣̟͍̩̎̐ ̷̨̢̈́͜͠͝ ̸̮̜͆̈́ ̶̡̹̜̮̏ͅ ̵̞͉͙͔͇̑̈͗ ̵̨̩̩̀͆͒̓ ̷̧͉͔̟̫͑̂̀̈͆ ̸̠̙̘̓̿͆̄͜ ̷̰̪͖̯̲̐̀ ̶͉̄̍͌ ̸̩̮̼͘͜ ̵͚̇͠ ̴̈́
CC: from what we can tell, it is invincible to most everything
CC: it has already destroyed two of our eight planets
CC: its stats say that it has 998280589840589840589840/100 hp, 375326 attack, 326 defence -7483 speed and .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000​00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000​00000000000000001 exp.

CC: any help defeating this monstrosity we have created by accident?
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Offline 08-21-2017, 12:30 AM (This reply was last modified: 08-21-2017 12:45 AM by recursiveSlacker.)(Edited by recursiveSlacker.)
Reply: #23
RE: SBURB Bug Help Desk
(08-20-2017 08:42 AM)Cealvan Wrote:  CC: hey, it's me again
CC: this one would be under (Gigglesnort Hideytalk: Sprites) and (OHGODWHAT)((unwinnable by insanity))
CC: so in my last message i told you that a friend accidentally prototyped his sprite with nuclear radiation
CC: Well, we never actually saw the sprite
CC: we kinda assumed it had phased out of existence
CC: so the reckoning was happening, and we were just about to fight the black king
CC: when this glowing green glob of goop, half the size of derse's moon, came down and just ate up the black king
CC: or should i say prototyped with the black king
CC: now we have BlackCancerSprite for lack of a better word,
CC: when we try to see the name, we just see ̵̱̩̂ ̸̡̒̅ ̵̜̄ ̶̙̉̽̔̕ ̵̥͊͝͝ ̴̥͒̀ ̴̭̦͎̝̊͒͗̄̈́ͅ ̶̮̌̊̆͜ ̶͇͓͇͖̦̓͑ ̵̠̺̦̪̀͑̓͂ ̵̧̬͈͈̓͆̇̀̋ ̶̨̞̄ ̶͚̣̟͍̩̎̐ ̷̨̢̈́͜͠͝ ̸̮̜͆̈́ ̶̡̹̜̮̏ͅ ̵̞͉͙͔͇̑̈͗ ̵̨̩̩̀͆͒̓ ̷̧͉͔̟̫͑̂̀̈͆ ̸̠̙̘̓̿͆̄͜ ̷̰̪͖̯̲̐̀ ̶͉̄̍͌ ̸̩̮̼͘͜ ̵͚̇͠ ̴̈́
CC: from what we can tell, it is invincible to most everything
CC: it has already destroyed two of our eight planets
CC: its stats say that it has 998280589840589840589840/100 hp, 375326 attack, 326 defence -7483 speed and .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000​00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000​00000000000000001 exp.

CC: any help defeating this monstrosity we have created by accident?

RS: You're... uh... fucked??

RS: Apparently the entry flag never triggered for that sprite, so it didn't add prototype data to the king yet. It simply stopped existing before it entered the medium. Then it just popped out of the quantum foam again later and tier two prototyped with the effects of a pre-entry prototyping.

RS: But when it prototyped the king and his scepter, it caused a feedback loop-- its own stats effected the king's scepter, and the scepter was prototyped as part of the king, so the stats just looped in on themselves like a goddamn ourobourous doing a kick flip into an infinite plane of power due to the self-referential statement. And the sheer power levels turned it into basically a particle accelerator. So it's turned into an exotic particle type known as strange matter, which is gray goo basically.

RS: Eats shit, gets bigger.

RS: I'm not sure I can help you. Probably a doomed timeline. I hope.


(06-22-2017 05:23 AM)Cealvan Wrote:  Computer Techie[CT] responded to a memo
CT: Oh hey, where was this like a month ago when we first glitched up our session?
CT: at this point, I can tell you exactly how we glitched the session
CT: or at least the first time
CT: and at this point, most repercussions are over with
CT: i guess first i' put your tags on this
CT: i guess that (The Ring Thing: Prototyping) works as that's what started it all
CT: Maybe (Dialogue Spewers and Dungeon Fodder: NPCs) because that's who it all affected? mostly
CT: and from your description the difficulty level I guess (Moderate)?
CT: Anyways, basically what happened is when our third player entered, a bunch of things happened at the same time
CT: a nuke hit his bunker at the exact same time he entered, and somehow the radiation prototyped it'self with his sprite all of this happened within a split second.
CT: now all the monsters are randomly mutating
CT: and the echalader seems to have been replaced by something called the evoladder
CT: Basically every five evolved enemies we kill,(+- some depending on difficulty) we can gain a mutation from one of those five enemies
CT: at this point, we are mostly ok with it, but just letting you know for your next release to not allow radiation to be prototyped
CT: also while i'm at it, another glitch that we have encountered, this one i would put under (Oh My Fucking Godtier Mechanics)(Minor)
CT: another player seems to have entered our season after going god tier, and one of her consorts interrupting the god tier process,
CT: and now different entities from her session seem to be leaking into ours, so far it's only been her house, her planet, her Denison's corpse, and now a few of her consorts
CT: but at least she is now in a game she can win
CT: ya big fucked up session, there are a hundred more minor glitches that i could let you know about such as horror terrors giving people the strength to break planets in half, but i think those are the two big ones

RS: The evoladder is the result of the high-energy particle you prototyped causing a memory buffer error, which overwrote part of the echeladder code with prototyping code. Leveling up prototypes you with an enemy's mutation. Simple.

RS: As for the godtier thing, the power rise only stops when the animation ends, and since it was interrupted...

RS: Well, crazy things happen when you have power levels sufficient to annihilate planets. So the odd entities happen due to that.


(08-18-2017 03:46 PM)Fotian_Castor Wrote:  ---PAST fatalicConquest[FC] 5 hours ago replied to memo---
FC:um hi i think i have a glitch which relates to the tag (dream moons:Sleep's Broke Plz Fix)
FC:i am derse dreamer but somehow my dream tower and i ended up on prospit and the black queen is on derse.
FC:my sessionmate who is on derse said that they are a prospit dreamer but ended up on derse and the white queen is on derse.
FC:is this a glitch and should i be worried?

RS: Congratulations! You found an Easter egg in the game.

RS: Sometimes, Prospit triggers an "Opposite Day" holiday event (1/612 chance per first Wednesday or Wednesday substitute per month or month equivalent). They paint everything purple, wear masks, and act all fake-grumpy. It's adorable.

I wish some people would use this before claiming stupid things.
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Offline 12-10-2018, 02:19 PM (This reply was last modified: 12-10-2018 02:28 PM by crimsonDestroyer.)(Edited by crimsonDestroyer.)
Reply: #24
RE: SBURB Bug Help Desk
CD: uh...
CD: i think our session broke during generation?
CD: i'd put it under
(Dream Moons: Sleep's Broke Plz Fix) (Severe)
CD: you know how every session has a few NPCs, like Jack and AR?
CD: yeah, out PM didn't spawn correctly
CD: Pretentious Mailer, a Dersite
CD: and she got tired of waiting and stole the White Queen's ring to do things herself
CD: now we've got a Paper Malfactor to deal with who's making a beeline for the White King
CD: no idea how to stop her
CD: help???

(i am sorry i can't figure out how to color "Severe" for death of me)
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Online 02-13-2019, 03:51 PM (This reply was last modified: 02-13-2019 06:08 PM by Luigicat11.)(Edited by Luigicat11.)
Reply: #25
Bug RE: SBURB Bug Help Desk
--- ??? unprecedentedCollision [?UC] began responding to the memo ??? years from now. ---
?UC: okay so i'm not sure how to describe this one.
?UC: i guess the best i can do is describe what i've seen compared to other sessions and go from there.
?UC: i think the best fit for this from your tags would be (OHGODWHAT)(Ninety Dimensional Chess: Skaia).
?UC: the problem with our session is that, well... how do i best describe this...?
?UC: it's fucking inside out but not really???
?UC: like, we have a skaia shell around our incipisphere past the veil and derse, and in the center our planets are orbiting around is a ball of darkness full of horrorterrors.
?UC: but they both behave the same way they would normally once you pass the border between them and the rest of the session, kinda. like skaia still behaves as though you're going into a ball towards and away from the "central" battlefield and the furthest ring still acts like, well, the furthest ring.
?UC: i don't get it. hell, our seer of space gets a headache from the fubar'd geometry of this place, and it's literally their thing to know spacey stuff. the game says so.
?UC: so, on a scale of fucked to reality-threatening, how bad is our session?
?UC: also, au, if you're reading this, i mcfuckin' called it. i knew a rain player was the last person we'd want anywhere near the code of our game (thank you informative dersites and early awakening) and what do you do? you let ug program the fucking game!
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Offline 02-14-2019, 01:51 AM (This reply was last modified: 02-20-2019 12:01 PM by celestialLaureate.)(Edited by celestialLaureate.)
Reply: #26
RE: SBURB Bug Help Desk
---PRESENT triangularDeception [TD] replied to memo ---

TD: So... our session might be kinda messed up.

TD: This one probably falls under (To Those About To Be Hit By A Giant Rock, We Salute You: Medium Entry) and probably (Items Ex Machina: Alchemy) as well, category (Moderate) or (Severe) in terms of game unwinnability.

TD: I come from the Delta Session, the "next gen" of SBURB players from Earth C.

TD: Our alchemizing mechanic is entirely out of whack, and our session has only just started.

TD: So far it's just Kencai and Marina in the game, with me hosting both of them.

TD: And judging by the lack of the "freebie" items that SBURB is supposed to have so you can alchemize cool shit, we might be screwed.

TD: (Fortunately, this means no doomsday timers to activate, so we won't be losing anybody just yet. It's almost like a stasis state.)

TD: It could be my copy of SBURB might be missing the code for that, but we don't have any way of figuring out if that is indeed missing since none of us know how to hack or program shit. (We'll see if we can find someone to help with that, I'm sure we've got someone over here with hacking skills...)

TD: Is there some way to "pause" or "cancel" a stuck SBURB session like this so we can access the code and (hopefully) fix it?
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Online 02-18-2019, 09:39 AM (This reply was last modified: 02-18-2019 10:13 AM by Luigicat11.)(Edited by Luigicat11.)
Reply: #27
Bug RE: SBURB Bug Help Desk
-- LuigiCat11 [LC11] began responding to the memo. --
LC11: Okay, so RS isn't coming back anytime soon.
LC11: He's been gone for, what, two years?
LC11: As such, if there are no objections, I'll be standing in for him until the day comes if and when he returns.
LC11: Have a few additional bullshit tags for your bug-identifying purposes.


(Put it... down?: Sylladices)
(Bullshit Weapons: Strife Specibi)
(Items Ex Machina: Alchemy)


(06-24-2017 04:56 AM)gamerAudabary Wrote:  -~- gawkyAcoustic entered memo 418 hours from now -~-
GA: Hey this is re^lly gre^t to h^Ve!
GA: Uh...
GA: I guess the t^gs V^Vould be...
GA:
(Dream Moons: Sleep's Broke Plz Fix) ^nd this see^v^s (Moderate) or ^v^aybe (Minor) ^v^ay be better???
GA: I dont knoV^V
GA: So...
GA: V^Ve c^nt see^v^ to help our friend get out of being under
GA: ^s in...I guess your gri^v^d^rk?
GA: Our friend s^V^V his ^v^oir^il die right before hi^v^
GA: ^nd then he sn^pped ^nd beg^n bl^^v^ing ^nekdo ^nd ^v^etuei V^Vho then shot ^t Deliri
GA: ^fter they fixed hi^v^ up ^nd V^Ve ^ll thought he V^Vas okay
GA: He then V^Vent gri^v^d^rk ^g^in!
GA: V^Ve eVen re^v^oVed ^nekdo ^nd ^v^etuei, but he kept V^V^king ^nd going gri^v^d^rk
GA: Then theres the ^v^oons
GA: Fro^v^ V^Vh^t I'^v^ being told is th^t there ^re these V^Veird ^v^ut^ted trolls
GA: V^Veird skin color ^nd no horns ^t ^ll
GA: HoV^V V^Vorried should V^Ve be???
LC11: Alright I've looked into it and it turns out you never really fixed his corruption. Something's been making it remain intact, albeit dormant.
LC11: I'll need more details on the incident to determine exactly why.
LC11: As for these "V^Veird ^v^ut^ted trolls", they're just Carapacians.
LC11: The black ones are Dersites, from the Kingdom of Darkness. The white ones are Prospitians, from the Kingdom of Light.
LC11: Unless you see them in any other colors, I wouldn't worry about them. They're just standard NPCs.
LC11: Your friend on the other hand...
LC11: You might want to get the Heart Player to fix his shiny directly if worse comes to worse.


(08-20-2017 08:42 AM)Cealvan Wrote:  CC: hey, it's me again
CC: this one would be under (Gigglesnort Hideytalk: Sprites) and (OHGODWHAT)((unwinnable by insanity))
CC: so in my last message i told you that a friend accidentally prototyped his sprite with nuclear radiation
CC: Well, we never actually saw the sprite
CC: we kinda assumed it had phased out of existence
CC: so the reckoning was happening, and we were just about to fight the black king
CC: when this glowing green glob of goop, half the size of derse's moon, came down and just ate up the black king
CC: or should i say prototyped with the black king
CC: now we have BlackCancerSprite for lack of a better word,
CC: when we try to see the name, we just see ̵̱̩̂ ̸̡̒̅ ̵̜̄ ̶̙̉̽̔̕ ̵̥͊͝͝ ̴̥͒̀ ̴̭̦͎̝̊͒͗̄̈́ͅ ̶̮̌̊̆͜ ̶͇͓͇͖̦̓͑ ̵̠̺̦̪̀͑̓͂ ̵̧̬͈͈̓͆̇̀̋ ̶̨̞̄ ̶͚̣̟͍̩̎̐ ̷̨̢̈́͜͠͝ ̸̮̜͆̈́ ̶̡̹̜̮̏ͅ ̵̞͉͙͔͇̑̈͗ ̵̨̩̩̀͆͒̓ ̷̧͉͔̟̫͑̂̀̈͆ ̸̠̙̘̓̿͆̄͜ ̷̰̪͖̯̲̐̀ ̶͉̄̍͌ ̸̩̮̼͘͜ ̵͚̇͠ ̴̈́
CC: from what we can tell, it is invincible to most everything
CC: it has already destroyed two of our eight planets
CC: its stats say that it has 998280589840589840589840/100 hp, 375326 attack, 326 defence -7483 speed and .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000​00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000​00000000000000001 exp.

CC: any help defeating this monstrosity we have created by accident?
LC11: Okay, I know RS addressed this one already, but I'd like to offer a solution.
LC11: You know the Time guy?
LC11: Have them go back to just before Radiationsprite slips in through the quantum foam.
LC11: As Kernelsprites are attracted to the dead and doomed, it'll be attracted to the doomed time clone and eat them instead, hatching with both prototypes taken up.
LC11: The Black King will then be augmented, but if you ask me, a Black King empowered by MutantTimeplayerSprite is infinitely better than a BlackCancerSprite that consumes your whole session as a strange matter abomination.
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Reply: #28
RE: SBURB Bug Help Desk
(12-10-2018 02:19 PM)crimsonDestroyer Wrote:   CD: uh...
CD: i think our session broke during generation?
CD: i'd put it under
(Dream Moons: Sleep's Broke Plz Fix) (Severe)
CD: you know how every session has a few NPCs, like Jack and AR?
CD: yeah, out PM didn't spawn correctly
CD: Pretentious Mailer, a Dersite
CD: and she got tired of waiting and stole the White Queen's ring to do things herself
CD: now we've got a Paper Malfactor to deal with who's making a beeline for the White King
CD: no idea how to stop her
CD: help???

(i am sorry i can't figure out how to color "Severe" for death of me)
LC11: Oh boy, this one...
LC11: I guess I'll start off saying that the glitch where a Carapacian is born the opposite race from normal isn't exactly intensely uncommon.
LC11: Some are more prone to it than others. Heck, MK spawning as a Dersite is common enough that this phenomenon has been nicknamed the "Shadow MK Glitch" in some circles.
LC11: Personally I've seen a few Prospitian WVs, the occasional Prospitian AR, even that one session where we thought there were two CDs, but it turned out AD was spawned as a Dersite. Wild stuff.
LC11: PM on the other hand, oh dear... She's a tough cookie when she's with the kingdom on the players' side. As a Dersite, I can imagine how fucked you'd be. Her stats are fucking ridiculous even without the ring.
LC11: Thankfully, she's also a dedicated worker. Give her a package to deliver and she'll probably put murdering the White King on hold for a bit. It's a temporary solution, but until you can find some way to actually defeat her, it's the best you can do.
LC11: Keep the mail in need of delivery, grind as much as you can, and hope to RNGegus that you find loot sweet enough to give you a fighting chance.
LC11: And of course, remember to always aim for the finger, hand, arm... Pretty much just aim to sever the ring from the rest of her body any way you can.
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