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SBURB Bug Help Desk
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Away 08-18-2017, 03:46 PM
Reply: #21
RE: SBURB Bug Help Desk
---PAST fatalicConquest[FC] 5 hours ago replied to memo---
FC:um hi i think i have a glitch which relates to the tag (dream moons:Sleep's Broke Plz Fix)
FC:i am derse dreamer but somehow my dream tower and i ended up on prospit and the black queen is on derse.
FC:my sessionmate who is on derse said that they are a prospit dreamer but ended up on derse and the white queen is on derse.
FC:is this a glitch and should i be worried?

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Online 08-20-2017, 08:42 AM
Reply: #22
RE: SBURB Bug Help Desk
CC: hey, it's me again
CC: this one would be under (Gigglesnort Hideytalk: Sprites) and (OHGODWHAT)((unwinnable by insanity))
CC: so in my last message i told you that a friend accidentally prototyped his sprite with nuclear radiation
CC: Well, we never actually saw the sprite
CC: we kinda assumed it had phased out of existence
CC: so the reckoning was happening, and we were just about to fight the black king
CC: when this glowing green glob of goop, half the size of derse's moon, came down and just ate up the black king
CC: or should i say prototyped with the black king
CC: now we have BlackCancerSprite for lack of a better word,
CC: when we try to see the name, we just see ̵̱̩̂ ̸̡̒̅ ̵̜̄ ̶̙̉̽̔̕ ̵̥͊͝͝ ̴̥͒̀ ̴̭̦͎̝̊͒͗̄̈́ͅ ̶̮̌̊̆͜ ̶͇͓͇͖̦̓͑ ̵̠̺̦̪̀͑̓͂ ̵̧̬͈͈̓͆̇̀̋ ̶̨̞̄ ̶͚̣̟͍̩̎̐ ̷̨̢̈́͜͠͝ ̸̮̜͆̈́ ̶̡̹̜̮̏ͅ ̵̞͉͙͔͇̑̈͗ ̵̨̩̩̀͆͒̓ ̷̧͉͔̟̫͑̂̀̈͆ ̸̠̙̘̓̿͆̄͜ ̷̰̪͖̯̲̐̀ ̶͉̄̍͌ ̸̩̮̼͘͜ ̵͚̇͠ ̴̈́
CC: from what we can tell, it is invincible to most everything
CC: it has already destroyed two of our eight planets
CC: its stats say that it has 998280589840589840589840/100 hp, 375326 attack, 326 defence -7483 speed and .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000​00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000​00000000000000001 exp.

CC: any help defeating this monstrosity we have created by accident?
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Offline 08-21-2017, 12:30 AM (This reply was last modified: 08-21-2017 12:45 AM by recursiveSlacker.)(Edited by recursiveSlacker.)
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RE: SBURB Bug Help Desk
(08-20-2017 08:42 AM)Cealvan Wrote:  CC: hey, it's me again
CC: this one would be under (Gigglesnort Hideytalk: Sprites) and (OHGODWHAT)((unwinnable by insanity))
CC: so in my last message i told you that a friend accidentally prototyped his sprite with nuclear radiation
CC: Well, we never actually saw the sprite
CC: we kinda assumed it had phased out of existence
CC: so the reckoning was happening, and we were just about to fight the black king
CC: when this glowing green glob of goop, half the size of derse's moon, came down and just ate up the black king
CC: or should i say prototyped with the black king
CC: now we have BlackCancerSprite for lack of a better word,
CC: when we try to see the name, we just see ̵̱̩̂ ̸̡̒̅ ̵̜̄ ̶̙̉̽̔̕ ̵̥͊͝͝ ̴̥͒̀ ̴̭̦͎̝̊͒͗̄̈́ͅ ̶̮̌̊̆͜ ̶͇͓͇͖̦̓͑ ̵̠̺̦̪̀͑̓͂ ̵̧̬͈͈̓͆̇̀̋ ̶̨̞̄ ̶͚̣̟͍̩̎̐ ̷̨̢̈́͜͠͝ ̸̮̜͆̈́ ̶̡̹̜̮̏ͅ ̵̞͉͙͔͇̑̈͗ ̵̨̩̩̀͆͒̓ ̷̧͉͔̟̫͑̂̀̈͆ ̸̠̙̘̓̿͆̄͜ ̷̰̪͖̯̲̐̀ ̶͉̄̍͌ ̸̩̮̼͘͜ ̵͚̇͠ ̴̈́
CC: from what we can tell, it is invincible to most everything
CC: it has already destroyed two of our eight planets
CC: its stats say that it has 998280589840589840589840/100 hp, 375326 attack, 326 defence -7483 speed and .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000​00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000​00000000000000001 exp.

CC: any help defeating this monstrosity we have created by accident?

RS: You're... uh... fucked??

RS: Apparently the entry flag never triggered for that sprite, so it didn't add prototype data to the king yet. It simply stopped existing before it entered the medium. Then it just popped out of the quantum foam again later and tier two prototyped with the effects of a pre-entry prototyping.

RS: But when it prototyped the king and his scepter, it caused a feedback loop-- its own stats effected the king's scepter, and the scepter was prototyped as part of the king, so the stats just looped in on themselves like a goddamn ourobourous doing a kick flip into an infinite plane of power due to the self-referential statement. And the sheer power levels turned it into basically a particle accelerator. So it's turned into an exotic particle type known as strange matter, which is gray goo basically.

RS: Eats shit, gets bigger.

RS: I'm not sure I can help you. Probably a doomed timeline. I hope.


(06-22-2017 05:23 AM)Cealvan Wrote:  Computer Techie[CT] responded to a memo
CT: Oh hey, where was this like a month ago when we first glitched up our session?
CT: at this point, I can tell you exactly how we glitched the session
CT: or at least the first time
CT: and at this point, most repercussions are over with
CT: i guess first i' put your tags on this
CT: i guess that (The Ring Thing: Prototyping) works as that's what started it all
CT: Maybe (Dialogue Spewers and Dungeon Fodder: NPCs) because that's who it all affected? mostly
CT: and from your description the difficulty level I guess (Moderate)?
CT: Anyways, basically what happened is when our third player entered, a bunch of things happened at the same time
CT: a nuke hit his bunker at the exact same time he entered, and somehow the radiation prototyped it'self with his sprite all of this happened within a split second.
CT: now all the monsters are randomly mutating
CT: and the echalader seems to have been replaced by something called the evoladder
CT: Basically every five evolved enemies we kill,(+- some depending on difficulty) we can gain a mutation from one of those five enemies
CT: at this point, we are mostly ok with it, but just letting you know for your next release to not allow radiation to be prototyped
CT: also while i'm at it, another glitch that we have encountered, this one i would put under (Oh My Fucking Godtier Mechanics)(Minor)
CT: another player seems to have entered our season after going god tier, and one of her consorts interrupting the god tier process,
CT: and now different entities from her session seem to be leaking into ours, so far it's only been her house, her planet, her Denison's corpse, and now a few of her consorts
CT: but at least she is now in a game she can win
CT: ya big fucked up session, there are a hundred more minor glitches that i could let you know about such as horror terrors giving people the strength to break planets in half, but i think those are the two big ones

RS: The evoladder is the result of the high-energy particle you prototyped causing a memory buffer error, which overwrote part of the echeladder code with prototyping code. Leveling up prototypes you with an enemy's mutation. Simple.

RS: As for the godtier thing, the power rise only stops when the animation ends, and since it was interrupted...

RS: Well, crazy things happen when you have power levels sufficient to annihilate planets. So the odd entities happen due to that.


(08-18-2017 03:46 PM)Fotian_Castor Wrote:  ---PAST fatalicConquest[FC] 5 hours ago replied to memo---
FC:um hi i think i have a glitch which relates to the tag (dream moons:Sleep's Broke Plz Fix)
FC:i am derse dreamer but somehow my dream tower and i ended up on prospit and the black queen is on derse.
FC:my sessionmate who is on derse said that they are a prospit dreamer but ended up on derse and the white queen is on derse.
FC:is this a glitch and should i be worried?

RS: Congratulations! You found an Easter egg in the game.

RS: Sometimes, Prospit triggers an "Opposite Day" holiday event (1/612 chance per first Wednesday or Wednesday substitute per month or month equivalent). They paint everything purple, wear masks, and act all fake-grumpy. It's adorable.

I wish some people would use this before claiming stupid things.
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