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--FUTURE turntechGodhead [FTG] opened new memo "the shit talk"--
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Away 04-04-2017, 02:05 AM (This reply was last modified: 04-04-2017 02:06 AM by Ekura123.)(Edited by Ekura123.)
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--FUTURE turntechGodhead [FTG] opened new memo "the shit talk"--
--FUTURE turntechGodhead [FTG] opened new memo "the shit talk" 413 hours from now--
FTG: ok everyone
FTG: heres the deal
FTG: were all gonna talk about shit
FTG: not literally
FTG: stuff like
FTG: what did you have for breakfast
FTG: for i am really fucking bored
FTG: i know
FTG: it might be a miracle
FTG: that im actually bored
FTG: but whatever
FTG: yeah ill start
FTG: i didnt have breakfast


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Offline 04-04-2017, 06:46 AM
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RE: --FUTURE turntechGodhead [FTG] opened new memo "the shit talk"--
---- PRESENT musicallyPerfect [MV] responded to the memo RIGHT NOW ----

PMV: Oh...
PMV: Okay...
PMV: Why? :/
PMV: I mean, you could just alchemize some food.

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Offline 04-04-2017, 06:55 AM
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RE: --FUTURE turntechGodhead [FTG] opened new memo "the shit talk"--
I do not expect a strong turnout but I suppose answering will do no harm
On matters of consumption I had my usool meal of milk from my ever-present butler Aurthour, fresh from his teat
It's frothy nourishment is enough to sate my hunger and allows me ample time to pursue my interests
I must say, it does perplex me seeing one with your typing colour using highblood terminology such as breakfast, even if is merely aesthetix for your species
Perplexion unfortunately drives me into a state of perspiration quite rapidly
And as I type, my keys are quickly being soaked to excess
Fiddlestix, and I had just gotten it new

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Offline 04-04-2017, 07:45 AM
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RE: --FUTURE turntechGodhead [FTG] opened new memo "the shit talk"--
((what the eff am i doing))

wELL, i hAD A BREAKFAST BUT, iT WAS SOMEWHAT BORING,,, bASICALLY IT WAS SOME GLAZED BUGS WITH GRUB SAUCE AND SUGAR,,, iT'S MY FAVORITE GLAZED BUGS,,, SOME TROLLS THAT KNOW ME SAY THIS IS A PUPA FOOD, tHAT i'M NOT BEING ADULT ENOUGH,,, bUT i THINK, mAYBE i SHOULDN'T BE TALKING ABOUT THIS THOSE TROLLS,, i MEAN, tHIS TROLL,,, wHOSE NAME IS vRISKA,,,
i REALLY SHOULDN'T BE TALKING ABOUT HER,,,
sO THAT'S WHAT WAS WHAT i HAD FOR BREAKFAST


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Away 04-04-2017, 09:25 AM (This reply was last modified: 04-04-2017 09:30 AM by Ekura123.)(Edited by Ekura123.)
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RE: --FUTURE turntechGodhead [FTG] opened new memo "the shit talk"--
FTG: well
FTG: glazed bugs
FTG: sounds pretty fucking amazing
FTG: it probably was
FTG: man
FTG: i do feel bad for that new keyboard though
FTG: also
FTG: the actual reason
FTG: of why i didnt get breakfast
FTG: was that
FTG: everyone got so fucking bored
FTG: we had to bet on each other
FTG: and see who could
FTG: not eat breakfast
FTG: for the longest period of time
FTG: i know i could just time travel
FTG: but who
FTG: who doesnt like a bit of competition


((dave talks in a style that takes 10 years for him to talk about someone walking in a mall

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Offline 04-04-2017, 09:45 AM
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RE: --FUTURE turntechGodhead [FTG] opened new memo "the shit talk"--
PMV: Well, at least that's reasonable.
PMV: Who else participating in that "bet"?

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Away 04-04-2017, 10:18 AM (This reply was last modified: 04-04-2017 12:03 PM by Kase.)(Edited by Kase.)
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RE: --FUTURE turntechGodhead [FTG] opened new memo "the shit talk"--
Seer of Light
Dave, I hope you realize that the title of this memo is quite misleading in nature.
Upon browsing the newly created memo section and viewing the title of your memo, I was under the impression that we would be engaging in a duel of the verbal persuasion.
A battle in which I am more than capable of driving any opposing obstructionary to compliance by a deadly dose of my signature articulation.
Much to my dismay, those kinds of circumstances are but projections of my unbridled imagination and direct result of my lack of inferential restraint.
Unless of course, we actually are partaking in the act of oral abuse, but in some form of passive mutual destruction by ennui.
That is to say, the tedium of discussing our mundane lives could kill even the most divinely headstrong of Denizens, much less a hormonial prepubescent.
However, as hypocritical as it may be and despite my avesrsion to divulging commonplace occurences, I'll entertain you, Dave.
And others.
But mostly Dave.
Everyone else will have to take a metaphorical number and sign thr equally metaphorical, but much more necessary, documents.
Dave is urgent need of my psychotherapy and his rear is most definitely longing for the proverbial recliner I have set up for him.
Now then, Strider.
(And at risk of sounding trite.)
Tell me, does this recent lack of an appetite stem from your Guardian's haphazard manner of parenting, or does it have a deeper, more homoerotic meaning?
One which, in the struggle to find your true identity, has had your body prioritize solving this inner struggle over your physiological needs, turning Maslow's pyramid on needs on its northernmost vertex?
Or have you repressed these urges and hidden your true feelings towards the same sex deep within your medial temporal lobe, in fear of how your Bro and other Alpha males you idolize may view you?

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Offline 04-04-2017, 07:25 PM
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RE: --FUTURE turntechGodhead [FTG] opened new memo "the shit talk"--
wAIT, wHY DOES rOSE ASK dAVE ABOUT HIS DIAPERSTUB, wHICH IS HIGHBLOOD FOR,,, aSS, i MEAN, tHIS IS WHAT rOSE MEANT BY 'REAR', rIGHT,,, bECAUSE IF IT ISN'T THEN i WOULD LOOK, uH, i GUESS KINDA SILLY, tRYING TO EXPLAIN HOW TROLLS HAVE DIFFERENT WORDS FOR 'ASS' WHEN THE TALK ISN'T REALLY ABOUT,,, aN ASS,
uNLESS IT IS,
aND THEN i GOT A QUESTION, tHE QUESTION IS BEING ON WHY IS rOSE INTERESTED IN dAVE'S ASS,,, aS i JUST SAID, i MEAN, iS IT SOME HUMAN FLIRTING, oR IS IT JUST SOME FRIENDLY TALK,,, sORRY, i JUST DON'T KNOW HOW DOES THE HUMAN FRIENDSHIP WORK,,, oR HUMAN FLIRTING,,, oR HUMAN ANATOMY,,, oR HUMAN ASS,
i MEAN, iF rOSE IS ACTUALLY HUMAN FLIRTING WITH dAVE, tHEN i THINK i WILL ASK HER, i MEAN, rOSE, i'LL ASK YOU,,, cOULD YOU PLEASE NOT TALK ABOUT AN ASS,,,
iF YOU DON'T MIND, oF COURSE,
i MEAN, iT WOULD BE PRETTY NEAT IF YOU WOULDN'T TALK ABOUT AN ASS WHILE FLIRTING,,, eVEN IF YOU DO MIND,,, bECAUSE THIS IS A PUBLIC MEMO,,, wHERE EVERYONE CAN SEE IT, aND FEEL KINDA UNCOMFORTABLE,,, i MEAN, i STILL DON'T KNOW ABOUT HOW DOES HUMAN ASS RELATES TO THE HUMAN FLIRT,,, bUT TROLL ASS IS REKLATED TO THAT, i MEAN, NORMAL FLIRTING, nOT HUMAN FLIRTING,,,

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Away 04-04-2017, 07:34 PM (This reply was last modified: 04-04-2017 09:24 PM by Ekura123.)(Edited by Ekura123.)
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RE: --FUTURE turntechGodhead [FTG] opened new memo "the shit talk"--
FTG: rose
FTG: heres something honest
FTG: i do agree to your first statement
FTG: but why the other stuff
FTG: thats some deep shit
FTG: well things thats boring me
FTG: probably something more
FTG: lets say
FTG: something more simple
FTG: yeah
FTG: that sounds quite simple doesnt it
FTG: the thing is
FTG: by everyone
FTG: i meant only me and john
FTG: are participating in the bet
FTG: thats why its still really boring
FTG: seriously
FTG: why would it be a fucking competition
FTG: if theres only two of us
FTG: whos actually fucking participating
FTG: wait
FTG: how about you all join in
FTG: this is an actual invitation
FTG: we will have to restart
FTG: but at least we got some more people in the party
FTG: imagine not having breakfast
FTG: for a whole fucking week
FTG: uh
FTG: nevermind dont imagine that

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Offline 04-04-2017, 07:36 PM
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RE: --FUTURE turntechGodhead [FTG] opened new memo "the shit talk"--
Hrrk
I demand we swiftly gallop on from the lood field of posterionix
Such talk shoold be limited to only the strongest of rhymes in a round of slam poetry
I deeply apoloogise for topix such as these permeating into the memo, Ms Lalonde

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