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HOMESTUCK IN A NUT SHELL
Offline 08-19-2016, 08:26 AM
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HOMESTUCK IN A NUT SHELL
this will be going through ALL of homestuck Just hop in if you want. (This is not copy paste of homestuck we'll be going through all the act act acts, and summarizing them).
PART 1~
ACT 1~

So this webcomic starts of as Just another attempt to make another crappy ms paint comic. Hussie probably had no idea that it would burst in an outroar of fame. It starts of with a young man who stands in his room. His birth-day is the same day that homestuck was made, 4/13/09. The first command was

>Enter name.

You then proceed to type the name ZOOSMELL POOPLORD. It then replies with TRY AGAIN SMARTASS.

>Try again.

You then type JOHN EGBURT.

>Examine room

You examine John's room it shows that john a variety of interest, a few of them being a passion for terrible movies, programing computers, but you're not very good at it, a fondness for paranormal lore, and you are an amachur magistion.

> John: Quickly retrieve arms from drawer.

You're reminded that your arms are in your magic chest not your drawer.

> Remove CAKE from MAGIC CHEST.

You remove the cake from atop the chest because of John's lack of arms.

>Quickly retrieve arms from MAGIC CHEST.

John then proceeds to take his fake arms out of the chest. they are great for hilarious antics. John capture-logs them. You have no idea what that actually means though.

>John: Examine contents of chest.

There are Just more humerus artifacts.

Among the ARTIFACTS are: TWO (2) FAKE ARMS [CURRENTLY CAPTCHALOGUED IN YOUR SYLLADEX], ONE (1) PAIR OF TRICK HANDCUFFS, ONE (1) STUNT SWORD, ONE (1) MAGICIAN'S HAT, ONE (1) PAIR OF BEAGLE PUSS GLASSES, SEVERAL (~) SMOKE PELLETS, SEVERAL (~) BLOOD CAPSULES, and ONE (1) COPY OF COLONEL SASSACRE'S DAUNTING TEXT OF MAGICAL FRIVOLITY AND PRACTICAL JAPERY, and ONE (1) COPY OF HARRY ANDERSON'S "WISE GUY", BY MIKE CAVENEY.

John takes the smoke pellets, the other stuff might come in handy later.

>John: Equip fake arms.

This then goes on to explain how since the arms are in the card under the smoke pellets. You would have to use the smoke pellets to get to the arms, and you don't want to waste the smoke pellets filling your room with smoke.

>John: Examine Problem Sleuth Poster.

John made his most wisest decision when he bought this poster. John wants to get a new poster to go on the wall beside it.

>John: Read note on drawer.

You find a note that says, "happy birth-day son I am so proud of you", there is a poster rolled up beside it.

>John: Take poster.

You wonder what is on this poster. You will need a way to hang it on the wall.

>John: Acquire hammer and nails. They will come in handy.

You grab the hammer and capture-log it. Now all your cards are full you wonder what would happen if you took the nails now?

>John: Take nails.

You take the nails and the arms go flying out of your sylladex.

>John: Squawk like an imbecile and shit on your desk.

This is the dumbest idea you've had. And yet your desk it beckons.

>John: Combine the nails and hammer.

You connect the two cards, you can now use them together.

>John: Use hammer/nails on poster.

You use the hammer, and nails in conjunction with the poster.

>John: Nail poster to wall.

You hang the poster on the wall. It's Just what you wanted a little monsters poster.

>John: Examine Con Air poster.

You then say some stupid thing about bunnies, and boxs over, and over.

>John: Examine Deep Impact poster.

You then praise morgan freeman for some reason.

>John: Examine incoming message.

You spend most of your time on the computer. You don't know why you try to program, you suck at it.

>John: Open Pesterchum.

You open your chumroll you only have one cum online though.

>John: Open message.

>John: Look out window.

You see a tire swing hanging from the tree. In a kids yard a tree without a tire swing is like a proper man without a monical.

end of part one~

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Offline 08-20-2016, 05:19 PM
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you,, really shouldn't repost the entire homestuck comic even if it's a summarization i mean,, if we wanna read it, we'll read it off the site.

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Offline 08-21-2016, 01:47 AM
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RE: HOMESTUCK IN A NUT SHELL
okay so um wher is the main index

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