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Normal question Homestuck answer
Away 05-16-2017, 11:32 PM
Reply: #701
RE: Normal question Homestuck answer
i dunno about you man but sportacus is my waifu

have you seen his moves he is a goddamned superhero MACHINE

oh no is that orphanage on fire

here comes mister mustache ready to parkour his way inside

just look at all those muscles hes downright RIPPED

he could just pick the whole building up and carry it over to the ocean

dunk it in like the worlds biggest donut

oh wait hes all about nutrition lets say hes dunking it like a bran muffin

do you even dunk bran muffins

what the fuck do you do with them

theyre just unfinished cupcakes

and they dont even have blueberries or chocolate chips or even raisins to break the monotony

theyre just a big disappointment all around

nobody eats them they just serve as landmines in hotel breakfast buffets

reminding you that somewhere out there some poor schmuck had such a joyless life that he had to make even baking boring as all hell

he ruined baking

i bet he bakes himself a giant bran muffin for his birthday

and he has biodegradable candles made out of recycled condoms or something

and he blows out the candles and just stares at the cake-not-cake with muted admiration because hes such a sad sad human being hes on a strict diet that only allows him to eat gluten free tofu and hydroponic bean sprouts

someone needs to send him a superhero

like captain planet or something

good ol lieutenant terra could finally tell him "congratulations you have proven to be the saddest human being on earth you saved a rainforest can you please just cut this out now i cant even look at you anymore"

and maybe

just maybe

good ol bran muffin will smile

and live a little

by eating that godforsaken bran muffin cake



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Offline 05-17-2017, 02:16 AM
Reply: #702
RE: Normal question Homestuck answer
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(Translation: WHATS AN IDEA?)


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Offline 06-05-2017, 03:50 PM
Reply: #703
RE: Normal question Homestuck answer
y0u just l00k int0 s0me d00med timeline and wait f0r y0ur eyes t0 st0p bleeding

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Away 09-02-2017, 03:19 PM
Reply: #704
RE: Normal question Homestuck answer
Davekat is canon. - AH

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