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Best Roleplaying Quotes!
Offline 04-30-2016, 07:54 AM (This reply was last modified: 04-30-2016 07:55 AM by Sage.)(Edited by Sage.)
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sageCommotiones [SC] joined chat. ~~ 1 ~~
Dealing Magikarps! caligulasAquarium [CA] joined chat. ~~ 2 ~~
CA: look ivve got somethin thats not a complete wwaste of your time
SC: ..what is it spill the beans
CA: ok so its some disgustin annoyin red fish thats a pain in the nook until you evvolvve it
CA: but it evvolvves into a wwater dragon

SC: Holy
SC: Fucking
SC: Shit
CA: yea yes i knoww its great right
CA: you wwant one

SC: How fucking much
CA: considerin ivve only sold one so far
CA: fifteen boonbucks

SC: done fucking deal
SC: -throws him the boonbucks-
SC: gimmie dat tastey b-ass
CA: -throws the magikarp at-
CA: this is the most business ivve gotten in a day evver
CA: nice doin business wwith you
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Offline 04-30-2016, 03:21 PM
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oh my god so this is really long and paragraph form but it's really good????????????
warning, there is blood mentions
fucking sollux in for the kill hot damn.
i wrote the eridan

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Offline 04-30-2016, 06:48 PM
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TT: "If only, Bro, if only you could see and read, but it seems because you're blind, you're also illiterate, as well as a far cry from being articulate enough for me to actually understand the bullshit that seems to be every syllable you utter. I would say every breath, but sound is measured in dB, which isn't accurate for the statement."

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Offline 05-02-2016, 08:02 AM
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okay, it's not another funny or snarky one, but damn it, i'm proud of writing lovecraftian fiction on the fly.


TT: I've found that screaming into the Void is not the most productive of activities.
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Offline 05-02-2016, 09:54 AM
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(05-02-2016 08:02 AM)cinnamon Wrote:  okay, it's not another funny or snarky one, but damn it, i'm proud of writing lovecraftian fiction on the fly.



Heck.

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Offline 05-03-2016, 09:49 AM (This reply was last modified: 05-03-2016 09:50 AM by pedanticHarley.)(Edited by pedanticHarley.)
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shout out to this rose for being the beeeeeest


call me harley. i rp kanaya, dave and john and i'll probably rp some other characters in the near future.

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Offline 05-07-2016, 03:09 AM
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Heh, I made a pretty good Karkat one a while back with a Sollux that wasn't really trying, but his reaction was priceless to me and made me die laughing. He soon left after stating that I was too mean for a Karkat lmaoI guess this is also sort of a cry for a teeny bit of feedback on my Karkat but i'm not putting that too forward. Enjoy the log!


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Offline 05-09-2016, 11:27 AM
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Oh, uhm, I actually have a few more snippets I wanna share, haha. ♥︎
I've been practicing Eridan and Karkat a lot since they're really fun characters! Also, I've taken a bit of a refresher course with Kanaya, lls.



ERIDAN: are you fuckin SERIOUS right noww
ERIDAN: cant a guy just say hello to a felloww fuckin acquaintance wwithout bein accused a contrivvin some form a solicitation
ERIDAN: i mean come ON
ERIDAN: cut me some slack here ar
ERIDAN: wwhy do all a you scum assume that wwhenevver i open my fuckin mouth
ERIDAN: im about to spout some desperate attempt to reel you in a quadrant
ERIDAN: wwell fuck all a you for thinkin such a ludicrous shitty notion




KARKAT: OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD.
KARKAT: I AM ABSOLUTELY FUCKING *ASTOUNDED*
KARKAT: THAT I WAS WOEFULLY SUBJECTED ONTO HEARING THAT FAR-FETCHED ACCUSATORY BULLSHIT.

ROSE: My, aren't you quite the little endearing ball of vexation?
ROSE: This perplexes me, honestly.
ROSE: Why is it so excruciatingly difficult for you to just accept that you've fallen heads over heels for Dave?
ROSE: The sooner you come to terms with the inevitable, the happier you'll be.

KARKAT: NO NO NO NO NO NO
KARKAT: MY CONTEMPT FOR YOU IS LITERALLY PALPABLE.
KARKAT: AND I AM CURRENTLY MOLDING IT INTO THE SHAPE OF A MIDDLE FINGER TO EXPRESS MY EVER-SEARING DETESTATION FOR YOU AT THIS VERY MOMENT.
KARKAT: FUCK YOU, LALONDE.




KANAYA: I Am Honestly So Confused Right Now
KANAYA: Why Is It That You Are So Keen On Contriving These Overly Meticulous Ploys
KANAYA: When Its Blatantly Obvious That Theyll Go Wrong
KANAYA: I Understand That You Have A Rather Narcissistic Opinion About Yourself And That You Are Primarily As Egocentric As An Individual Can Get But
KANAYA: Dont You Think That It Would Be Better To Ponder About Things Before Whimsically Implementing Them
KANAYA: It Would Save You The Trouble Of Having To Put Up With the Artificially Melodramatic Effusive Bullshit Your Schemes Regularly Attract


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Offline 05-10-2016, 06:02 AM
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Accepted headcanon about the universe trolls made:


My fan adventures:

Troll Jailbreak

Trolls but no SGRUB

A kid in some strange world
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Offline 05-10-2016, 10:21 AM
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have some more feelsy Eridan because hell ya
(TW: suicide mentions)

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