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Best Roleplaying Quotes!
Offline 04-26-2016, 09:57 AM (This reply was last modified: 04-26-2016 10:07 AM by VistaWay.)(Edited by VistaWay.)
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Offline 04-27-2016, 10:11 AM
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DAVE: "okay its done and i am still as unamused as ever with you and your fight the power beat down the man and crush the patriarchy with a single well manicured thumb bullfuckery."



KARKAT: "I WAS HAVING SOME QUADRANT ISSUES AND IN TYPICAL VANTAS FASHION, I FLIPPED MY SHIT SO HARD IT HIT THE CEILING, WENT STRAIGHT THROUGH, AND ENTERED THE STRATOSPHERE. I HAD TO ABSCOND TO THE WOODS TO AVOID THE IMMINENT SHITSTORM RAINING DOWN FROM THE HEAVENS."



JOHN: "– i mean, a bald troll wouldn’t look BAD. i’ve seen a few bald people when earth was still, UH, earth and they didn’t look bad. some famous actors were bald ! ! howie mandel was one of my FAVORITES!! (He is hilarious) but i wouldn’t have ever known troll hair is fur!! you never told me.. well, not even alternates of you… can i touch it?"



NEPETA: ":33 < huh?? blood?- oh! no worries!" She drags a hand across her blood-smeared mouth, before offering up a reassuring, yet undeniably gruesome smile. "B33 < its not mine.~"
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Offline 04-27-2016, 10:49 AM (This reply was last modified: 05-16-2016 12:28 PM by Myanni.)(Edited by Myanni.)
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ROSE: Yes, of course.
ROSE: Upon further excavation, it appears that I've stumbled upon something controversial.
ROSE: A nonpareil artifact that I would have never envisioned myself encountering.
ROSE: It alludes me, really. Yet, somehow, it provides some sense of authenticity and comprehension onto an otherwise gift-wrapped enigma.

ERIDAN: ...
ERIDAN: the fuck
ERIDAN: okay seriously what the actual fuck are you goin on about

ROSE: Isn't it obvious?
ROSE: It seems to me that I have found a little bitch.




JADE: heehee, i was about to say
JADE: it wouldnt be a rose-centric story without gay wizards!!!

ROSE: Of course! Such a notion is a blasphemous one indeed.
ROSE: No Lalonde masterpiece is complete without the obligatory sloppy gay wizard makeouts.




VRISKA: Well, luckily for you I MAY have the solution to your little dilemma! :::;)
ERIDAN: fuck okay
ERIDAN: im probably goin to regret askin but its worth a shot i guess
ERIDAN: what is it vris

VRISKA: Oh, it's relatively simple.
VRISKA: All you have to do is cry a river,
VRISKA: Build a bridge,
VRISKA: And get the FUCK OVER IT!!!!!!!!
VRISKA: That shouldn't be too difficult, riiiiiiiight?




I was the Rose and Vriska. Please forgive me for these terrible snippets. ;')
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Offline 04-27-2016, 11:10 AM
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CA: sol
CA: you mustardswwilled grubsnatchin freak SOL
CA: wwhy do i havve to do evveryfin round here
CA: wwont your malodorous dirtscrapin ass evver learn to use the godforsaken ablution bs or wwhatevver your stupid lowwblood colleagues call it in the lowwbroww seedy slums you wwiggled right of
CA: noww get your filthy ass ovver here an take a fuckin bath

TA: how2 about you take a hiike ampora
TA: iill bathe when ii want to

CA: do i havve to DRAG you
CA: youre gettin all a your dirt on my fuckin seat you degenerate shitstain

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Away 04-27-2016, 12:06 PM (This reply was last modified: 04-27-2016 12:09 PM by spectralArtist.)(Edited by spectralArtist.)
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from the last oldparp chat ever, the was an Aradia stuck in a box. (I was jade)

Jade: jade "helps" aradia by throwing her last confetti into the box
Andrew Hussie: andrew hussie pours cheetos ontop of the aradiabox
Jade: jade adds to the clusterfuck with skittles
Andrew Hussie: andrew looks at jade with the expression of impending war, he adds 500 hot dogs
Jade: jade glares at andrew accepting the challenge, and adds 501 m&ms
Andrew Hussie: andrew hussie puts 502 knifes on top of the m&ms
Jade: she puts 5000 individual sprinkles on top of the knives
Andrew Hussie: andrew hussie inhales, with the look of murder on his eyes, he puts 6000 green crayons on top of the box


and then "the popo" arrives and we both hide under some miscellaneous counters

also, at one point a thing of olives gets knocked over and this exchange happens

OLIVES: The glass of olives is knocked over. Sad music plays as the olives roll out of it in slow motion.
Jade: jade nopes at the fallen olives
OLIVES: One of the olives flies into Jade's ear.
Andrew Hussie: "OLIVES NO!" he screams in slow motion
Jade: jade stumbles backwards, startled by the assault on her ear
OLIVES: The olives teared up. "I'm sorry, but it is time for me to go." The olives say as they fade away into nothingness sending one last wink at Hussie.
Andrew Hussie: andrew hussie takes jade by her shoulders "ARE YOU OK? JADE, JAAAADDDEEE!!!!"

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Offline 04-27-2016, 05:18 PM
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(04-27-2016 10:49 AM)Raynne Wrote:  VRISKA: Well, luckily for you I MAY have the solution to your little dilemma! :::;)
ERIDAN: fuck okay
ERIDAN: im probably goin to regret askin but its worth a shot i guess
ERIDAN: what is it vris

VRISKA: Oh, it's relatively simple.
VRISKA: All you have to do is cry a river,
VRISKA: Build a bridge,
VRISKA: And get the FUCK OVER IT!!!!!!!!
VRISKA: That shouldn't be too difficult, riiiiiiiight?




I was the Rose and Vriska. Please forgive me for these terrible snippets. ;')
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Offline 04-28-2016, 01:46 PM (This reply was last modified: 04-28-2016 01:48 PM by realityCartographer.)(Edited by realityCartographer.)
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Sooo i decided to filter myself with LE, Caliborn, Eridan, and Gamzee. I was Aradia and Vriskaa btw. My 3rd try was this hilarious LE that coincidentally wanted no fights between the characters. We RPed for a few hours before THIS happened. Personally, this is my new favorite chat ive ever done XD Keep in mind we were both tired, so werent up to our full game.

Then its all just ridiculousness for a few minutes before they left, sadly.

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Offline 04-29-2016, 12:05 PM
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most of these dont make sense out of context but who cares


GA: I Will Attain Godhood Simply To Spite You Sollux
TA: the day you do that i'll eat my own horn2.
GA: Id Honestly Love To See You Try
GA: Ill Bring A Bucket Of My Favorite Substance

TA: no comment.

GA: Ill Sign It For The Sheer Novelty
TA: and i in turn will laminate it and hang it on my wall two gaze upon fondly and occa2ionally gloat over.
GA: Lamination Is Sort Of A Novelty Process To Me
GA: I Mostly Use Laminated Papers To Make The Woosh Noise Which Is Dignified And A Good Way To Spend My Time

TA: that'2 about all laminated paper2 are good for.

TG: rip dave he died doing what he loved
TT: Getting fucked by life one last time?
TG: restrained in leather
TG: that too
TT: That too.

TG: those things eat dicks for breakfast is what im saying
TG: all part of a nutritious meal

TG: u dont kno whats in my diet bb

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Offline 04-29-2016, 12:56 PM
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TT: I've found that screaming into the Void is not the most productive of activities.
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Online 04-30-2016, 07:18 AM
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((ftr they're both like 71/2 sweeps old here.))
GT: magic is fake as shit.
GA: 9h.
GA: 9h, w9w, that t99k y9u a while, didn't it?

GT: it vwas those fucking angels.
GA: 9h? I assumed it was, y9u kn9w, magic just generally 6eing fake as shit, 6ut g9 9n, I'm listening.

((THIS PSIIONIIC THO))
♊: *he takes a deep breath*
♊: S0 TH15 M0RN1NG i went out to do get groceries because rosa wanted carrots but then i forgot the money so i started coming back home but then i got framed for murder and thrown into holding, and then i had to bribe the judge into letting me out but then there was this other guy who was like, 'whatchu in for' and i was like, 'oh hes kinda hot' so we talked about scented candles until i remembered i was framed for murder so i bribed her with pinapples and i tried going home but pirates came and raided the town looking for the hot guy that i met in holding and i almost died until he came and told his buddies 'hes cool' so i got to leave but long story short i never got carrots which is probably why we are having take out tonight.
♊: And thats pretty much it right there.

♋: You were-
♋: You were framed for murder?

♊: Yeah.
♋: Oh, and almost died, you know, a typical Tuesday.

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