Post Reply 
 
Freshness Rating:
  • 21 Votes - 4.57 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
A Victory Guaranteed [Hiatus]
Offline 03-17-2016, 02:19 PM (This reply was last modified: 04-17-2016 03:15 PM by Salvr.)(Edited by Salvr.)
Reply: #51
RE: A Victory Guaranteed
> Jean: Examine Room

As it was previously mentioned your room reflects your VARIETY of interests: your paintings, finished and otherwise are all over the place, they are like posters. Delicious, sinful, provocative posters. You wish some of your friends could see your room one day, would probably make them REALLY uncomfortable. Especially Rand. That guy is too uptight.

The centerpiece of your room is the giant, marbe half-carved statue of the greek god DOLOS. You had to start the statue all over from the scratch at least a couple of times. It started as LOKI statue, then you decided to add COYOTE at the feet, and now it resembles a classic greek god. Man, why are there so many cool and awesome trickster gods in the mythology? A man can work only on so many 20-feet statues at once.

Your supply of yarn and paint is carefully stored in the drawer. While being a defiant rebel who wears a beret is certainly a charming feature, there is nothing charming about having a messy art supplies. The last thing you need is to get NAVY BLUE when you actually need CERULEAN BLUE. That would be an absolute disaster. You even have to shake your head. Nope, not going to even mess with your art supplies.
On the other end of the room there is your laptop on the work desk. As everything in your house in just screams opulence, being the latest, sleekest model with this sick design. Your PAPA was a little bit suspicious wheter or not he should allow a teen like you to such machinery. Your counter-argument was - yes, yes he should.
Wait no, that isn't an argument. Either way, it seems you forgetting something.

Ah, right, today is your friend's birthday and you need to congratulate him. What will you do?

> Jean: Eat a bagguette

Jean it is suggested that you should eat a baguette. You nod, but of course, there is a fresh one, just from the bakery, and a steaming hot coffee awaiting you at your desk.
What, did the readers thought you forgot that you are french?
Come on, you are better than this. You predict their silly stereotypical movements about you being stereotypical. Shit is like chess. Or checkers. Probably. Anyway, the baguette is delicious and the coffee is just up your alley. Life is good.

Still, what are you going to do now?

> Jean: Congratulate
> Jean: Do something asinine instead [CUSTOM INPUT]
Find all replies by this user
Quote this message in a reply
Offline 03-17-2016, 03:53 PM
Reply: #52
RE: A Victory Guaranteed
> Jean: Howl at the moon while kicking up a rampant jig.

Find all replies by this user
Quote this message in a reply
Offline 03-17-2016, 05:01 PM (This reply was last modified: 04-17-2016 03:15 PM by Salvr.)(Edited by Salvr.)
Reply: #53
RE: A Victory Guaranteed
Jean: Howl at the moon while kicking up a rampant jig.

A sudden desire to howl at the Moon almost overcomes you. The only thing that prevents you from doing such is that TIME DIFFERENCE between your home in french countryside and your friend's house is not big enough. It is only the beggining of the evening for you and the sun is still high in the air. You open the RED CURTAINS on the window. Ah, yes, so beautiful, so magnificent, so deserving the howling and jigging. Although, you probably would go for a more sensual dance. You are still not sure.

The point is - it is too early now to do that, which is unfortunate. You liked this suggestion. Maybe you should take a mental note on it? Well, it is time to congratulate your friend. A long overdue, he is probably awake by now.

> Jean: Pester AA

You proceed to pester Rand, which we have already seen.
As per usual, he cannot take an innocent joke and just had to block you. You smile, he is a cool guy, but when someone gets his bearded domesticated animal he can be as insufferable as you are.
Well, no, not as insufferable, but really close. You are so proud of him.

Alright, now that it's done, time to contact some of your other friends.

Who do you choose to talk to?
What, it appears that three of them are actually pestering YOU. Now that is a surprise. Being able to pester first is your job. How quaint. Whom do you answer first?

> Jean: Answer CG
> Jean: Answer AC
> Jean: Answer TT
Find all replies by this user
Quote this message in a reply
Offline 03-17-2016, 05:34 PM
Reply: #54
RE: A Victory Guaranteed
>Jean: rejoinder CG

Visit this user's website Find all replies by this user
Quote this message in a reply
Offline 03-17-2016, 08:55 PM (This reply was last modified: 04-17-2016 03:15 PM by Salvr.)(Edited by Salvr.)
Reply: #55
RE: A Victory Guaranteed
> Jean: Rejoinder CG

Oh, how do you ADORE the choice of words here. A witty rejoinder is sure one of your favorite pasttimes. Aside, of course, the others that you mentioned. It is, however, rather strange to see CG messaging you. He rarely does that. This takes priority over having a deep conversation with AC. While she certainly has a lot to say, your curiousity takes a hold over you


Ah, how quaint, so Rand decided to annoy his best friend after talking with you. Yet another smile. This whole thing created a stable loop of VENTING and BOTHERING. Rand gets to talk with his best friend, the guy annoys you with being too serious and overachieving at all times and then you just poke fun at little drama king. Of course, you would love to say that you devised all this yourself. You came up with a similiar idea. But the actual schematics of this cycle of bothering and making it healthy belong to your most CONFIDENTIAL partner. She is a very, very dangerous one, you know that. Talking with her require a lot of effort. And a lot of caution. Exposing your inner self, opening your heart to her can be...dangerous.
You open it. Not your heart, you mean an account. You open your account.

> Jean: Converse with AC



So, that is strange. You do remember PAPA bringing this game earlier this week, even though you never asking for anything like that and he is not the most generous type ever. You take another mental note, adding it to the list of your mental notes. Soon you will have to get some sort of mental journal, with such an amount of notes you have.

You are about to answer to TT when suddenly...


Suddenly...


A WILD CHARACTER SELECT SCREEN appears again!

Unfortunately Jean will be able to enter the game only in ACT 2 so you have to choose a different character in the meantime!

Who you want to be?

> Be the Tryhard [CG]
> Be the Busy-Girl [GT]
Find all replies by this user
Quote this message in a reply
Offline 03-18-2016, 12:02 AM
Reply: #56
RE: A Victory Guaranteed
> be cg

> MO: Warn for fanventure spoilers in links 1 and 3.
[ 1 | 2 | 3 ]
Find all replies by this user
Quote this message in a reply
Offline 03-18-2016, 01:08 AM (This reply was last modified: 04-17-2016 03:15 PM by Salvr.)(Edited by Salvr.)
Reply: #57
RE: A Victory Guaranteed
> Be Tryhard Guy

You are now this TRYHARD GUY.
Look at him, all sitting about over his computer, talking to people online and being concentrated. Minding his buisness like no one even existing. He doesn't even recognized that he is actually you now. Or is it you became him? He doesn't mind though, unless you start to become a nuisance and order him to fo stupid shit or name him silly names your are cool in his books. Or rather in your books now.

Right now he is a little bit busy with his COMPETETIVE GAME to give a proper introduction, he won't even tell no one his name now, going by his chumhandle crestfallenGamepath instead. But this is too cumbersome and will not go in a proper conversation.
You still need a name, though. What will this guy's name be then? We have just enough time for one attempt before the match ends with his UNAVOIDABLE VICTORY

> Enter Name
Find all replies by this user
Quote this message in a reply
Offline 03-18-2016, 09:04 AM
Reply: #58
RE: A Victory Guaranteed
> john cena

> MO: Warn for fanventure spoilers in links 1 and 3.
[ 1 | 2 | 3 ]
Find all replies by this user
Quote this message in a reply
Offline 03-18-2016, 11:44 AM (This reply was last modified: 04-17-2016 03:15 PM by Salvr.)(Edited by Salvr.)
Reply: #59
RE: A Victory Guaranteed
> JOHN CENA

What? No, it's not even a VALID name. Who would ever name a person like that? Oh, this is just sounds made up. You swear, internally, that you can SEE no one ever using such a name. This would be just absolutely preposterous.

You remain collected and serious. You just OWNED the fuckers on the other team and finally open for a proper introduction. To say the least, you are not very amused that people tried to give you some sort of bullshit name, perpetuated as a meme on the internet. You instantly become 20% LESS COOL with that. No one knows what will happen if your coolness rating is going to reach 0, but it probably going to be nasty buisness.

Wait, what is your name again?

> WILL BRYANT

Your name is WILL and it is increadibly rare to see you not CRUSHING NOOBS online. Right now you are sitting behind your computer, to which tie most of your, as par for the course, VARIED interests. Main of which, of course would be VIDEO GAMING and everything correlating to it. You absolutely crazed about video games and you actually made a couple of CRAPPY testing ones before. You still dream about becoming an actual game designer one day, but you are not sure. You consider becoming game TESTER a valid choice too, you find glitches, bugs and EXPLOITS hilarious and use them all the time. If it's in the game - it's all fair and square in your books.

Speaking of which, you recently, after taling with one person in particular decided to dabble into writing. You enjoy a good GRIM and DARK story, especially fantasy and cosmic horrors. But alas, you prefer writing comedic slice-of-life scetches. Go figure, huh? You also wish at times you could write manga. No wait, scratch that, you have a suspicious feeling it would only be worse for you and look like a ridiculous and utter shit when drawn.

You are rather pessimistic NO-NONSENSE individual who always tries his best at everything. And with such attitude you are usually sucessful. Although, with all the hobbies and all the other endeavors you feel like you have no SPACE to be a little bit more personal and just relax. But you usually dismiss such a thought. Relaxing and being personal is for the weak and not concentrated. And in leads only to losing. You HATE losing. It is quite literally for losers and all your life you worked to not be considered one. Anyone who tries to prove otherwise is gonna get DESTROYED.

With all this in mind, what will you do?

> Will: Pester [CHUM]
> Will: Examine Room
> Will: Do something what only a complete loser would do
> Will: Retrieve Beta
Find all replies by this user
Quote this message in a reply
Offline 03-18-2016, 02:10 PM
Reply: #60
RE: A Victory Guaranteed
> be a fuckin loser B)

> MO: Warn for fanventure spoilers in links 1 and 3.
[ 1 | 2 | 3 ]
Find all replies by this user
Quote this message in a reply
Post Reply 


Board jump:


User(s) browsing this memo: 1 Guest(s)