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A Victory Guaranteed [Hiatus]
Offline 03-16-2016, 03:13 AM
Reply: #31
RE: A Victory Guaranteed
> Rand: Ponder about why you like wizards so much.

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Offline 03-16-2016, 11:09 AM (This reply was last modified: 04-17-2016 03:14 PM by Salvr.)(Edited by Salvr.)
Reply: #32
RE: A Victory Guaranteed
> Rand: Ponder about why you love wizards so much

Seeing this poster made you wonder, why exactly you love the masters of the arcane. On most other topics you have to indulge into the series of unnecessary arguing, even within your own head, but the answer to this one is simple. Technically, there are more than one reason.

First and foremost because wizardry is cool and badass. AND there is a book about BOTH wizards and sea-faring. Earthsea! It's even in the title!

Second of all, because MS C LOATHES wizards with a red hot passion. She really, really hates them and this is the main reason you are not allowed to have anything in your room. Wizardry is not scientific, she says. And for you science is not exactly what you are good at, so clearly you can find no common ground in here.

And last, but by no means least, you can say that this is an ACQUIRED taste borrowed from a certain person, with whom you ENJOY talking to. The said person adores wizardry even more than you do. And you are prone to taking and applying their interests for youself. Just to see if they suit you. Competetive gaming and wizardry grew on you. Cooking or musicing - not so much.

Now that you so thoroughly reminded yourself why exactly you love magic, what will you do?

Wait, look, the previously RED option is now available. It seems that you can continue thinking about stuff, or open your Pesterchum. Unfortunately, since you just PONDERED you cannot ponder for a little while. Everyone has a limit on how much they can think rationally about stuff and for you this limit is not very high

> Rand: Ponder why are you gloomy
> Rand: Observe the poster
> Rand: Ponder about...
> Rand: Open Pesterchum
> Rand: CUSTOM INPUT
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Offline 03-16-2016, 11:10 AM
Reply: #33
RE: A Victory Guaranteed
> open pesterchum nd Talk to a guy

> MO: Warn for fanventure spoilers in links 1 and 3.
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Offline 03-16-2016, 11:35 AM (This reply was last modified: 04-17-2016 03:14 PM by Salvr.)(Edited by Salvr.)
Reply: #34
RE: A Victory Guaranteed
> Rand: Open Pesterchum and talk to a guy

Rand, it is highly suggested that you open your pesterchum and talk to a guy. You scowl, thinking about this request. What guy? What the fuck does it even means? Who's suggestion even was that? If you were in the restaraunt now, you would probably ask for this fucker's manager for lacking precision in their command. You HATE when incompetent people boss you around. But rules are the rules and you have to obey them. You have precisely TWO guys in your chum list, alongside with THREE gals. You ponder whom to pester now. Since you were specific, GALS are locked for now.

> Rand: Pester crestfallenGamepath
> Rand: Pester tricksterAsylum
> Rand: Pester gourmetTransition
> Rand: Pester antiqueConductor
> Rand: Pester torchlitThaumaturge
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Offline 03-16-2016, 12:42 PM
Reply: #35
RE: A Victory Guaranteed
> Rand: Pester tricksterAsylum

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Offline 03-16-2016, 01:22 PM
Reply: #36
RE: A Victory Guaranteed
> yeye that sounds like a fun guy

> but then dance a lively jig

> MO: Warn for fanventure spoilers in links 1 and 3.
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Offline 03-16-2016, 02:10 PM (This reply was last modified: 04-17-2016 03:14 PM by Salvr.)(Edited by Salvr.)
Reply: #37
RE: A Victory Guaranteed
> Rand: Contact tricksterAsylum

Rand, it is suggested that you contact TA. You look sour. Once again you hate those idiots giving you their stupid orders. Especially when they include this guy. Fuck this guy. He is annoying as all the fucks. All of them

Lucky for you, you cannot pester him, because as it turns out he decided to pester you! What a coincidence!

> Rand: Answer TA


Well, this certainly could have gone better. By god, this guy has an uncanny ability to annoy you. You feel like you are having a headache. Perheps you can do something to lift the spirits?

> Rand: Do a Lively Jig

You do a LIVELY JIG flailing like an utter moron. This looks absolutely stupid and ridiculous. More than that, it only worsens your headache. No, you will definetely never do this again. What you were even thinking? Ugh. You need to vent onto someone. But who?

> Rand: Pester crestfallenGamepath
> Rand: Pester tricksterAsylum
> Rand: Pester gourmetTransition
> Rand: Pester antiqueConductor
> Rand: Pester torchlitThaumaturge
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Offline 03-16-2016, 02:16 PM
Reply: #38
RE: A Victory Guaranteed
> pester cg!!

> MO: Warn for fanventure spoilers in links 1 and 3.
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Offline 03-16-2016, 03:45 PM (This reply was last modified: 04-17-2016 03:14 PM by Salvr.)(Edited by Salvr.)
Reply: #39
RE: A Victory Guaranteed
> Rand: Pester CG

You decide to vent off from talking to this MORONIC ENTENDRE-INDUCING douche onto your BEST FRIEND. After all, what are best friends for if not to annoy them with all your problems until both of you sick of each other and engage in an OBLIGATORY BANTER to hide the insecurities? Well, mostly for that. You do not know that however, these thoughts are too deep for you. Not for the readers though.
You hastily proceed to talk to him, although he is probably TERRIBLY BUSY right now. This guy takes his hobby very seriously.


> Rand: Chat Raid

You are about to Chat Raid this sorry fuckers ass, when suddenly your pesterchum begins blinking again. OH SHIT, this is TT and you are WAY not ready talking to her. You absolutely need some friendly REASSURANCE before even considering answering her. Otherwise it can end catastrophically. Your heart begins to race. You feel dizzy and the creeping panic overwhelms you.

What will you do?
> Rand: Answer right away
> Rand: Ask AC for help
> Rand: Ask GT for help
> Rand: CUSTOM INPUT
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Offline 03-17-2016, 12:00 AM
Reply: #40
RE: A Victory Guaranteed
> Rand: Ask GT for help

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Hey. Did you kill that cute turtle?
NO
But I can see your past trail.
You're standing there holding a gun, and pointing it at the turtle.
OK. THEN YES.
I KILLED THE TURTLE.

Booooooo
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