The Anomalies: Corebound

[FinTheGloobin]

> Answer: deezNuts

[Beans]

> Answer gardenGnostic.



This is single-handedly the worst idea you've had in weeks.



She would not message you anyway. In fact, if she did, you'd be in the biggest trouble of your life. And a few people would probably end up very dead.

You miss her a whole lot.


> Answer deezNuts.

The writer takes this as a cue to start making suggestions for the command prompt.

> Answer arsenicCatnip.
> Answer carcharodonAptitude.
> Answer archaicalGambiter.

[psychicFlower]

==> Answer arsenicCatnip

[Beans]

> Answer arsenicCatnip.

-- arsenicCatnip [AC] began pestering ghostyTrickster [GT] --

AC: :33 < *ac congratulates gt on his magnificent victory!*
AC: :33 < *and then curls up on his lap for a nap because she is so tired*
AC: :33 < *zzzzz*
GT: oh man, i'd better not move. :P
GT: i won't disturb the mighty hunter. but thanks!
AC: :33 < well thanks for getting me back online
GT: no prob.
GT: just got news from rose that roxy is doing super sneaky roguey things. are you with her?
AC: :33 < *ac gives a pensive look befur stretching and standing on her f33t*
AC: :33 < no not right now
AC: :33 < in fact i havent seen roxy in quite some time since im way off in the middle of nowhere!
AC: :33 < it really sucks
AC: :33 < i know recon is supurr impurrtant but its also boring as hellllllll
GT: so it's very,
GT: *pawful?*
GT: hehehehe.
AC: :33 < X33
AC: :33 < oh my god that was bad h33h33
AC: :33 < at least i know its top notch work
AC: :33 < these jerks are not a loud bunch
AC: :33 < in fact theyre the quietest efur and a real pain
AC: :33 < *ac rolls her eyes and hisses*
AC: :33 < but something cool did happen i guess
AC: :(( < i saw my brother
GT: oh, fuck.
GT: ... i'm sorry to hear that...
GT: are you ok?
AC: :33 < yeah im fine but than you fur asking
AC: :33 < besides im on knight duty
AC: :33 < knight duty and night duty ;33
GT: the puns are just flying today, holy shit.
AC: :33 < the puns should always fly
AC: X33 < even if theyre dumb weird horsey puns
GT: zahhaks giving you trouble?
AC: :33 < no theyre good! just not very good at being sneaky!
AC: :33 < im surprised they havent fucked up yet to be honest but thats just betw33n you and me since equius would be all huffy that i said he was a bad sneaker and also i swore
AC: :33 < *ac hides her head in her paws*
GT: *pet pet.*
GT: i won't tell them, i promise.
GT: when will you be back to hq?
AC: :33 < ill tell you when i find out!
AC: :33 < i need to get some more info first and then i am booking it outta here
AC: :33 < its creepy as hell
GT: i'm not surprised.
GT: well, good luck out there.
AC: :33 < you too!
GT: go get 'em, tiger.
AC: :33 < h33h33h33!

-- arsenicCatnip [AC] ceased pestering ghostyTrickster [GT] --

You'll have to answer these other people later. For now, you have to abscond the fuck out of here.

> John: Abscond the fuck out of here.
> Be AC.

[Salvr]

==> Be arsenicCatnip

[Sin the Royal Sinner]

==> Be arsenicCatnip

[Beans]

> Be AC.

You are now arsenicCatnip, rogue extraordinaire and roleplay enthusiast.



Awwww, what a cutie!

But what is the real name of this apex purrrrredator?

[Evisceracer]

==> SELINA KYLE

[Beans]

> SELENA KYLE.

Not bad! In fact, she actually quite likes it. A shame it isn't her real name.


> Enter Name.

Your name is NEPETA LEIJON. You are currently on a somewhat boring SCOUTY-SPY-NINJA mission with two LUMBERING DORKS, who you really do like but really aren't cut out for this sort of thing. You enjoy a spot of FUN-LOVING ROLEPLAY now and then, and like to consider yourself something of an ARTIST. Not that anybody is allowed to see your FINE ROMANTIC PROSE AND PAINTING. You harbor an INTENSE AVERSION OF COFFEE AND TIGHTASSES, and jobs like these CREEP YOU OUT. But they have to be done!

You are currently sitting near a settlement of those known as ANOMALIES. Some of them you once knew, some of them you didn't. It's taken a while to understand that former relations can't matter anymore. War's like that.

Right now you have your hood donned, and are observing them from a significant distance. It's an abandoned rec center, now brimming with tech and powers. The knights are in there; a dangerous bunch, so often underestimated despite their REALLY SCARY power. It's way too dangerous for you to go in. Thus why you are so bored.

What will you do?

> Nepeta: Report your findings to your superior.
> Nepeta: Go in anyway!

[Kayak]

>Nepeta: Go in anyway!