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The Anomalies: Corebound
Offline 02-25-2016, 02:21 PM
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RE: The Anomalies: Corebound
==> Let's name them Chrysos 'cause why not.

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Offline 02-25-2016, 02:29 PM (This reply was last modified: 03-14-2016 04:48 AM by Beans.)(Edited by Beans.)
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RE: The Anomalies: Corebound
> B E A N S
> CILANTRO
> Bec.
> Chrysos


CORRECT! Literally all correct. Beans Cilantro Bec Chrysos the First has made the scene. Just look at him go!

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Unfortunately, he is not actually the LEAST RELEVANT CHARACTER. He is extremely important to the story, and will revolutionize the way the tables turn and turntables twirl. Somehow.

We all know who the least relevant character is.

The guy who never makes an impact. The one who never influences the course of the story, or other characters. The one who never cracks a joke or stands out from the crowd. In fact, it would be a surprise if the author even knows he exists.

That's right.






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> Enter Name (again).
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Offline 02-25-2016, 02:52 PM
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RE: The Anomalies: Corebound
==> DORKLY SASSAFRASS

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Offline 02-25-2016, 03:20 PM (This reply was last modified: 03-14-2016 04:48 AM by Beans.)(Edited by Beans.)
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RE: The Anomalies: Corebound
> DORKLY SASSAFRASS.

Close, but not quite.

Usually, a guy like this is used to the brunt of shit and knows how to brush it off. Water off of a duck's back, except the water is weird people calling him dorkly. But he's the only one of his true name who is entirely (?) uninfected with the virus. We might as well use the dying title.


> Enter name.

Your name is GAMZEE MAKARA. As mentioned prior, you are currently the LEAST RELEVANT CHARACTER. Before green shit hit the fan royally, you were part of an OBSCURE AND FREAKY-ASS CULT, often mistaken for a gang of COMMON JUGGALOS. You enjoy DRAWING and PAINTING, and regularly SCRIBBLE ALL OVER YOUR SHOES with a sharpie. Since you were forced to halt your regular intake of narcotics, you have been a LITTLE LESS GREAT to hang out with, and may or may not have had a few ACCIDENTS with other survivors. But you've been kept around, probably just because of your BLOODLINE.

Currently you are doing nothing important, being the least relevant character and all, in a hidden camp and surrounded by heretical allies who know what to do much more than you. You do go on MISSIONS now and then, but usually end up MESSING IT UP ONLY TO SOMEHOW SUCCEED DESPITE BASICALLY LOSING EVERYTHING. So they keep getting you to do stuff, and it's pretty motherfucking fun. A shame you aren't doing anything right now.

Apparently John Egbert just got Pesterchum back online, meaning you have access to way more than you initially did. Not that you'd have any reason to contact your friends, though.

Your only option is to annoy someone in person. Maybe someone who can update you on things. They're usually pretty keen to talk to you about your family.


> Annoy Rose.
> Annoy Mr Ampora.
> Annoy Tavros.
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Offline 02-25-2016, 03:33 PM
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==> Annoy Ampora, because fuckin' shit man let's go annoy a fishy dude!

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Offline 02-25-2016, 04:17 PM (This reply was last modified: 03-14-2016 04:49 AM by Beans.)(Edited by Beans.)
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> Annoy Ampora, because fuckin' shit man let's go annoy a fishy dude!

This is right up your alley.

Honestly, Tybrus Ampora is a bit of a scary guy, you find. Most people do, given that he's all tall and grumpy, and likes to snap at people too quickly. But he gets along well enough with you, surprisingly. Maybe you have more in common than most would initially think. Who knows!

Mr Ampora is talking with Kankri's dad, and you sort of wave to them as you approach. Mr Vantas seems happy to see you. Mr Ampora, less so. But you've never seen him smile. Rumor has it he physically can't.



> Gamzee: Ask some blonde broad o'er thar.
> Gamzee: Follow Mr Vantas.
> Gamzee: Think about your dad.
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Offline 02-25-2016, 04:34 PM
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RE: The Anomalies: Corebound
==> Gamzee: Think about your dad

There is no path.
Beyond the scope of light, beyond the reach of Dark.
What could possibly await us?
And yet, we seek it, insatiably
Such is our fate.

Aldia, Scholar of the First Sin


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Offline 02-25-2016, 05:31 PM (This reply was last modified: 03-14-2016 04:50 AM by Beans.)(Edited by Beans.)
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> Gamzee: Think about your dad.

You try very hard to think about your dad, but only really come to the same conclusions as you used to.

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The last time you saw your dad, he was killing people. Lots of people. And you've had to kill people to, at this point, what with the Anomalies seeming content with their kill-or-be-killed mindset towards humans. But your dad wasn't quite your dad anymore, at that point. So maybe you hadn't seem HIM killing people. Just whatever made Anomalies tick do the business.

But he still spoke like your dad. He still laughed like your dad. He still clapped Kurloz on the back like dad did, and so it is him that you associate with the horrors the Anomalies commit. It certainly doesn't help that he's still out there.

You don't know much about how Anomalies work; that's more the business of Kanaya, Rose, and Mr. Leijon-Vantas. You don't know why it picks the people it does, or how their abilities are so tailored to kill. But you get that it has something to do with the Core, and the Matricrypts, and lots of other things you don't get any more than the readers back home do. You get that they're working for someone else, and it is through a fluke that you're not one of them.

There are other things you have been told, but do not know. You have been told that the strongest Anomalies still retain their intelligence, and their memories, instead of becoming mindless drones. And they know how to find people. And their powers transcend from supernatural to godlike.

Did you mention Anomalies have superpowers? And the worst part is how well they use them. With decisiveness and tact, with calculation and no regret. With painstaking slowness as they make eye contact with you, frown, and ask son, why don't you feel it too.

You think you might need to let out some steam. Besides, you can't hold the spotlight forever.
You are, after all, the most irrelevant character.


> Be John.
> Be Rose.
> Be Tybrus.
> Be someone else.
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Offline 02-25-2016, 06:04 PM
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RE: The Anomalies: Corebound
==> Try to be someone else, but Be John instead

There is no path.
Beyond the scope of light, beyond the reach of Dark.
What could possibly await us?
And yet, we seek it, insatiably
Such is our fate.

Aldia, Scholar of the First Sin


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Offline 02-25-2016, 06:36 PM
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> Be someone else. John can wait.

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