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Let's have some fish puns!
Away 01-16-2013, 02:26 PM
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Let's have some fish puns!
These are just a few I got from going through Meenah pesterlogs way back when.

Whale- Well
Clamscray- Scram
Halibut- Hell of it
Holy mother glubbing mackerel
Somefin, anyfin, ect.
Flippin
Frond- Friend; fond
Suckafish- sucker
Mother glubber
S’chool- It’s cool
Reel- real
Prawn shop- pawn shop
Angling
Clammy
Probubbly- pribably
Swimmer down- simmer down
Disaspeared- disappeared
Sea- see
Tuna- ton of
Buoy- boy
Gil- girl
Somemoby- somebody
Cod- god
Eelmao- lmao
Whatebber- whatever
Porpoisal- proposal
Insmanatee- insanity

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Offline 01-16-2013, 05:49 PM
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RE: Let's have some fish puns!
Here's a few I've used to add to your list:

Krill - kill
Shore - sure
Shoalders - shoulders ("A weight off my shoalders!")
Coral - core ("When you get down to the coral of it.")
Porpoise - purpose
Oar - or
Kipper - chipper/happy
Clam it! - can it!/shut up!

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Offline 01-17-2013, 02:50 AM
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RE: Let's have some fish puns!
Fishting - fisting.

That's all I know.

Oh, and my friend uses Shrimpress for Empress.
Normally when they RP Pre-Scratch Feferi?

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Offline 01-17-2013, 03:30 AM (This reply was last modified: 01-18-2013 03:51 AM by Kanaya.)(Edited by Kanaya.)
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RE: Let's have some fish puns!
I generally just make up fish puns as I go, but I'll write a few, most have probably already been said, but I won't check for easiness' sake. I'll add to this sooner or later, I've probably missed a load. Also, I doubt some of these have been used in canon, I just like the puns. The best thing to do for fish puns is to just make them up as you go.

Take, Make, Rake - Hake
Definitely - Dolphinitely.
Opportunity - Op-perch-tuna-ty.
Fantastic - Fintastic.
Indeed - Findeed.
Sure - Shore.
Inaudibly - Finaudibly.
Anything beginning with in, really just turn it into fin, that always works. Add fin to anything. Such as anything - anyfin. That's pretty obvious, though.
Always - Alwaves.
Probably - Probubbly.
What are - Water.
Well - Whale.
Hello - Shello, though I tend to avoid this one personally?
I also try to avoid whalecome instead of welcome for obvious reasons.
Whaleconch works for welcome?
Congratulations - Conchgratunalations? Eh.
Bitch - Beach, blah blah, obvious ones.
Compliments - Conchpliments.
Bonus to above, fishing for conchpliments.
Lots of - Lobsta.
Definite - Dolphinite.
Snark - Shark.
Aficionado - Afishionado.
Like - Pike.
Thank - Tank. As in, fish tank. Har har.
Jealous - Jellyfish.
Could - Cod.
About - Aboat.
Should - Shoald.
Simply - Shrimply
Wish - Fish.
Issue - Fishue.

Erm. As I said, I'll probably add to this. I can't think right now.
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Offline 01-19-2013, 01:09 AM (This reply was last modified: 01-19-2013 01:10 AM by Mituna-Captor.)(Edited by Mituna-Captor.)
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RE: Let's have some fish puns!
Ichthy = itchy
Anemone(more/thing/one/whatever) = any(more/thing/one/whatever)
Row = roe
Splash = lash
Boat = bout
Water boat = What about

& remember the seadwellers are highblooded so theyd use toilet instead of ablution trap etc.
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Offline 01-23-2013, 02:09 AM
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RE: Let's have some fish puns!
Listen to this legendary fish pun compilation: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l1GvDWtccI
I'm pretty sure there are some new ones in there.

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Offline 02-09-2013, 08:28 AM (This reply was last modified: 02-09-2013 08:29 AM by twistedAutonomy.)(Edited by twistedAutonomy.)
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RE: Let's have some fish puns!
Some of these might not exactly be puns since some of them can be used on their own, but still!

Finny - Funny
Making Waves
Perched - Parched
Eel - Ill
Fin - Fun
Card Shark
Sand in the nook/etc
Crabby
Grouper - groper
Shark - shank
Trout - doubt
Narwhal - Nowhere??? maybe this one sort of sucks fff
Sturgeon - surgeon

I'll probably add more when I'm not braindead, augh. vuv

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