Destroy the Godmodder ~ Super Deluxe Off-Brand Edition 4 Thousand Thirteen

[Xitout]

I toss Fubar the Salt-cannon. [3/6 shots still left]

I tell everyone to move a few yards away from the godmodder.

[7/9] [7/8]

[stupidityConfirmed]

i just throw potatoes at the goddmodder

[Fubar]

I heroic throw potatoes

I shoot Mary Sue with the Salt cannon. Cronus... probably tries to hump a snat, given how he's under Sue control.

I assist both charges of Xitout - both Bath-Bomb and Gauntlets

I decide to summon a pack of hungry letter e's (they, for all purposes, are one unit)

[TheAlmightyMouse]

(04-14-2017 01:36 PM)Xitout Wrote:  I try using the Salt-cannon as a battering-ram on Lair.

The Snat wraps itself around the ends of Cronus's limbs in order to keep him from doing anything stupid while under the control of Mary Sue.

[5/9] [5/8]

1000 damage to the Lair! Cronus is restrained.

(04-16-2017 06:48 PM)stupidityConfirmed Wrote:  i just throw potatoes at the goddmodder

The Godmodder bakes and butters them. Mmmm, delicious.

(04-17-2017 04:18 PM)Fubar Wrote:  I heroic throw potatoes

I shoot Mary Sue with the Salt cannon. Cronus... probably tries to hump a snat, given how he's under Sue control.

I assist both charges of Xitout - both Bath-Bomb and Gauntlets

I decide to summon a pack of hungry letter e's (they, for all purposes, are one unit)

400 damage to Mary Sue! Cronus begins to hump the Snat.

A horrifying transformation takes place... Cronus has become Creepy Stalker Cronus!

e's summoned!

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Cronus, using his Stalker Strength, breaks free! He is now permanently charmed! Him, Mary Sue, and the Godmodder all attack the Snat, leaving it with critical health! Any damage can kill it now!

Hungry e's: e/e
Snat (Anti-Godmodder): CRITICAL/600
Creepy Stalker Cronus: 1025/1025
Mary Sue: 900/2000
Lair: 9000/10000
Godmodder: 99/100

[Fubar]

I assist Xitout's charges again (Bath-Bomb and Gauntlets), throw him back the saltcannon and feed Snat some gunpowder and soda so the defeated snat could explode.

[Xitout]

[9/9] [9/8]

I chuck the Salt-cannon [2/6 shots left] BACK to Fubar and put on the Remote Ghost Gauntlets. I pick up the Bath-bomb in the RIGHT GAUNTLET, run over and quickly pick up the Snat in the LEFT GAUNTLET, and arm the Bath-bomb.

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I use the Remote Ghost Gauntlets to dunk the Bath-bomb onto the godmodder. The Bath-bomb explodes, causing damage to everyone within a 18 yard radius of it and knocking them to their feet. The Snat is protected by the GAUNTLET. Being the closest to the blast, I am sent flying off into the distance, still clutching the Snat.

{Player Xitout is out of commission for 5 turns.}
{Creature Snat is out of commission for 5 turns.}

[TheAlmightyMouse]

i'm bringing this baaaaack

(04-17-2017 11:55 PM)Fubar Wrote:  I assist Xitout's charges again (Bath-Bomb and Gauntlets), throw him back the saltcannon and feed Snat some gunpowder and soda so the defeated snat could explode.

The Snat would die, except...

(04-18-2017 12:57 AM)Xitout Wrote:  [9/9] [9/8]

I chuck the Salt-cannon [2/6 shots left] BACK to Fubar and put on the Remote Ghost Gauntlets. I pick up the Bath-bomb in the RIGHT GAUNTLET, run over and quickly pick up the Snat in the LEFT GAUNTLET, and arm the Bath-bomb.

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I use the Remote Ghost Gauntlets to dunk the Bath-bomb onto the godmodder. The Bath-bomb explodes, causing damage to everyone within a 18 yard radius of it and knocking them to their feet. The Snat is protected by the GAUNTLET. Being the closest to the blast, I am sent flying off into the distance, still clutching the Snat.

{Player Xitout is out of commission for 5 turns.}
{Creature Snat is out of commission for 5 turns.}

The Godmodder hides inside the lair, protecting himself. The lair takes 7000 damage! Cronus and Mary Sue run away, but take damage due to not escaping the radius. Both take 500 damage.

The e's eat Mary Sue in her weakened state. Cronus sheds a single tear of creepy liquid sorrow.

Hungry e's (Anti-Godmodder): e/e
Snat (Anti-Godmodder): CRITICAL/600
Crying Creepy Stalker Cronus: 525/1025
Lair: 2000/10000
Godmodder: 99/100

[Sylandrophol]

"Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, Godmodder, how could you? You are grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for eight, six, seven, five, three, oh, nine decades. Go to your room, right now!" - Boris, from those caillou goanimates or some shit

[Xitout]

{Player Xitout is out of commission for 4 turns.}
{Creature Snat is out of commission for 4 turns.}

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{Player Xitout is out of commission for 3 turns.}
{Creature Snat is out of commission for 3 turns.}

[TheAlmightyMouse]

Let's bring this back.

(06-29-2017 02:52 AM)Sylandrophol Wrote:  

"Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, Godmodder, how could you? You are grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for eight, six, seven, five, three, oh, nine decades. Go to your room, right now!" - Boris, from those caillou goanimates or some shit

The godmodder gets frightened by the mention of Caillou! One damage to the godmodder!

(09-13-2017 12:25 AM)Xitout Wrote:  

{Player Xitout is out of commission for 4 turns.}
{Creature Snat is out of commission for 4 turns.}

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{Player Xitout is out of commission for 3 turns.}
{Creature Snat is out of commission for 3 turns.}

The godmodder begins to prepare something...

Hungry e's (Anti-Godmodder): e/e
Snat (Anti-Godmodder): CRITICAL/600
Crying Creepy Stalker Cronus: 525/1025
Lair: 2000/10000
Godmodder: 98/100