epithetic
epithetic
heart of spades

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Date of Entry. 03-31-2013
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Local Time. 09-25-2017 at 03:00 PM
Gender. Female
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> hey, at least it wasn't msparp :') 
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Your chumhandle is epitheticApostate and you are probably better at being other people than you are at being you.

Like this snooty broad in her FANCY PORTRAIT CIRCLE. See? Not even you! You were skimming the regurgitation bubbles of some UNSPEAKABLE FROTHY HORROR in the furthest ring when all a sudden you are being this person! But you don't tend to be her. No, when you're not mystifyingly UPSET WITH PEOPLE FOR CAPITALISING YOUR HANDLE, you are regularly too preoccupied being this other SIGNIFICANTLY MORE EARTHBOUND broad who just so happens to be SIGNIFICANTLY LESS SIGNIFICANT and presently typing this very description into a server as an immutable fact stated for the record.

Pretending for a moment you are not FUTURE YOU, and the statement is NOT ALREADY HERE, you decide to be an EXCELLENT HOST and sketch out a VAGUE SERIES OF CIRCUMLOCUTIONS as you are wont to do. They read as follows and thusly.

Besides being other people, you have a variety of interests. You have a fondness of TYPOGRAPHY and THINGS NOT LOOKING TERRIBLE, which has translated into CERTAIN UPDATES TO MSPARP and its BULLETIN BOARDS. You like WEB DESIGN but are VANTAS-TOUCHED, which is probably one of the reasons you end up BREAKING THINGS REPEATEDLY. This is even more true on the occasions you DESECRATE ITS CODE with your HUMAN INTERFACE DEVICE. If you were so inclined you could say it is the breaks. All of them.

It's easy to think looking at you that YOU SHOULD REALLY STOP. People are cringing over here! But addiction is a powerful thing.
epithetic's Grist Cache
Build grist
Required for constructive collaboration. Use it well?
Shale
Prerequisite for the Punch Designix and advanced crafting, shale is an essential for any prolific alchemist.
Serpentinite
Typically formed at seafloors at great distance from light, its formation provides energy sources for pockets of life in non-volcanic hydrothermal vents. Its significant amount of bound water makes serpentinite an effective neutron shield.
Garnet
Brilliantly refractive, and D3C4D3NTLY red, garnets such as pyropes never fail to liven up a situation. >;]
Amber
Drops of fossilised resin bearing record of travails of eras long gone by, treasured for their beauty.
Cruxite (jade)
An unspent dowel of cruxite, able to be carved into anything in conjuction with a totem lathe. The potential is limitless.
Cruxite (cobalt)
An unspent dowel of cruxite, able to be carved into anything in conjuction with a totem lathe. The potential is limitless.
Cruxite (teal)
An unspent dowel of cruxite, able to be carved into anything in conjuction with a totem lathe. The potential is limitless.
Cruxite (yellow)
An unspent dowel of cruxite, able to be carved into anything in conjuction with a totem lathe. The potential is limitless.
Cruxite (burgundy)
An unspent dowel of cruxite, able to be carved into anything in conjuction with a totem lathe. The potential is limitless.
Cruxite (pink)
An unspent dowel of cruxite, able to be carved into anything in conjuction with a totem lathe. The potential is limitless.
Cruxite (grey)
An unspent dowel of cruxite, able to be carved into anything in conjuction with a totem lathe. The potential is limitless.
Cruxite (lavender)
An unspent dowel of cruxite, able to be carved into anything in conjuction with a totem lathe. The potential is limitless.
Cruxite (black)
An unspent dowel of cruxite, able to be carved into anything in conjuction with a totem lathe. The potential is limitless.
Cruxite (olive)
An unspent dowel of cruxite, able to be carved into anything in conjuction with a totem lathe. The potential is limitless.
Chalk
Revered by consorts and carapacians alike for its properties of magical inscription and use in creating highly informative murals. It is also said to be positively delicious.
Gold
An invaluable alchemical resource, literally worth its weight in gold. Whatever that means for a technically weightless game abstraction. Don't question it, you're welcome.
Caulk
A lime rich solution, used as a filler for waterproofing. A lifesaver and treasured commodity not only on rainy days.
Coral
Beautiful structures and patterns secreted by countless polyps over millennia. It is said that holding it up to your ear the whispering of the outer gods can be heard.
Quartz
Common in sedimentary rocks such as shale, the sheer versatility of quartz and its mystical associations make it a cornerstone in alchemical crafting.
Cobalt
An infamously attr8ctive shade of blue, cobalt is the name of the game for aaaaaaaall the stylish gear and kit; enterprising buccaneer or otherwise.