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The Motherfucking Pranking Master

Date of Entry. 01-08-2013    

Date of Birth. 04-13-1994 (25 years old)  

Local Time. 05-24-2019 at 03:16 AM

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Date of Entry. 01-08-2013
Date of Birth. 04-13-1994 (25 years old)
Local Time. 05-24-2019 at 03:16 AM
Gender. Male
Location. uuuuuuuh.....???

> hello, my name is john egbert, and i'm in need of a dad. 
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Entered: 01-08-2013
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John's Grist Cache
Beautiful structures and patterns secreted by countless polyps over millennia. It is said that holding it up to your ear the whispering of the outer gods can be heard.
Common in sedimentary rocks such as shale, the sheer versatility of quartz and its mystical associations make it a cornerstone in alchemical crafting.
Build grist
Required for constructive collaboration. Use it well?
A lime rich solution, used as a filler for waterproofing. A lifesaver and treasured commodity not only on rainy days.
Prerequisite for the Punch Designix and advanced crafting, shale is an essential for any prolific alchemist.
Cruxite (cyan)
An unspent dowel of cruxite, able to be carved into anything in conjuction with a totem lathe. The potential is limitless.
Revered by consorts and carapacians alike for its properties of magical inscription and use in creating highly informative murals. It is also said to be positively delicious.
A classy mainstay in sculpture and refined construction. Superficially permeable to light, few materials can claim to catch the same shimmer, or look as lively and elegant as marble.

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