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A Loser stands in his room.
It just so happens that today of all days is his 15th birthday. While he may have not accomplished much in his pitiful, self loathing-filled life, he at least has an okayish name.

What is this flops name?
> erik jensen.
(09-08-2018 04:29 AM)sinical Wrote: [ -> ]> erik jensen.
Holy shit. You actually said your name correctly on the first shot! Maybe you have a chance to win at that game you were gonna play idiot.
> “What game?”
> look around
> “what game?”
(09-08-2018 07:58 AM)sinical Wrote: [ -> ]> “what game?”
Why SBURB of course! You’ve been raving about this game for the last 6 months with your feeble number of three friends. It feels like it took forever to get this game, even though you’ve only been waiting for 3 days for the delivery.
Apparently this game has mysterious world altering mechanics, but you believe that that’s retarded, as well as fake.
==> look around
(09-08-2018 12:54 PM)lethargicGaleanthropist Wrote: [ -> ]==> look around
Looking around reveals a number of interests that you try to keep to yourself, mostly due to them being INCREDIBLY EMBARRASSING. You have a BED which has been stained in the blood of your HOUSE PET due to the incident which occurred recently. You have some posters of your favourite show, HYPER ADVENTURE ROMANCE. It's an anime which you are UNBELIEVABLY PASSIONATE about which follows the plot of a school girl named HYNAKO MINAKU who goes on episodic adventures and finds true love each episode. You basically have the biggest crush on her. Oh, and you also have your computer which may as not be mentioned as all people your age have one. Seriously, anyone who doesn't could maybe be an even bigger square then you!

What will you do?
>drop your pants squawking like a maniac and eat your bedsheets
> briefly recall such tragic incident.
(09-09-2018 04:15 AM)histronicMuser Wrote: [ -> ]>drop your pants squawking like a maniac and eat your bedsheets
You pause for a moment and wonder why such a putrid thought entered you mind. Sure, you’re a straight up failure, but you would never do something like THAT. Either way, it would be in poor taste, seeing as THE INCIDENT only occurred a measly 7 minutes ago.

(09-09-2018 02:26 PM)sinical Wrote: [ -> ]> briefly recall such tragic incident.
It started as as a simple SYLLADEX test. Your SYLLADEX acts rather strangely compared to others (like you for example). It can be hypothetical used as an incredibly powerful weaponised tool. When you pick up an item, it places itself in your SYLLADEX like any other item. However while you have the ability to remove any item you want at any time, this also ejects all your other items at around 143 Kilometres per hour. Not only that, but it also has an absolutely random chance to not throw the item all together! This has resulted in many incidents before hand, but none as horrific as the one that recently occurred. It had seemed your DEAR SWEET PRECIOUS PET ran into the room looking for affection at the same moment you were removing a FORK from your SYLLADEX to eat your CUP OF NOODLES with. Seconds later, your PET was impaled by your PHONE through the chest, spraying gross blood everywhere before running off somewhere. Most people would chase after their pet after this, but you know your PET can take it. He’s been through worse. Still, this blood is EVERYWHERE.
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