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GAMA: Dirkilioc- I mean Dirk.. *She isn't thinking straight* What do you think of me?..
DAVE: dirk that chick has eyes on you.
DAVE: she got a crush larger than the sun.
DAVE: plus isnt she like a first guardian?
DAVE: so we shouldnt piss her off the wrong way.

Dave hides behind Dirk incase Gama kills him first.
(@VI, which Dirk is Gama talking to???)


JR:Wait.
JR: What.
JR: @RS, were you implying AB is trying to debug herself?
JR: You fucking KNOW that just makes her infinite loop. Jegus christ, keep her from doing that!
JR: And holy shit, stay out of AB's code. It's bad enough teh other Waste is gunking up my..SBURB's code already.
JR: I just got her stable! I'm pretty sure I know what's wrong after the whole first guardian hacker killer debacle glitched her out again!

AB: "I̢̝̳͕ͩ͘͞͏̟̣̮͟t̸̬̗̦̙ͩͬ̉ s̵̝̗̀ę̢̺̗͍͕̲̃̈̑́̎ͤ̊͟emͤͦ̕͞s̨̞̳͍̽ͬ̐̊̑͘ͅ͏̝ y̻͇͟͠҉͇͐ò̴̠̝̮ͥͫͫ̕͟͝͡͠ͅͅu͐҉̡̲͘ t̺͎͖̱͚ͦ̿͆ͩh̴͈͉̝̒͛̅̕̚i̷̶̡̭͔̥ͫ̀͠͠ͅn̂͏̴̢̧͔̩ͧ̀͟͜͡k y͓҉̷̛͈̤͖ͧ͆͠ơ̴͙̖̣̓̀ͣ̓͛̕͟u̶̴̡͉ o̧̙͓w̢̛̲n̝̂͢ m͉ͭ̈͢͜͜͞e̾̽͟͜.̷̦͉̎̓͝͡͏͡ D̼͓̥̦҉͉̘̝̝ͦ̀O y̩oú̦͇̋͜ ţ͇̻̳͍̊̄̉́̓̎̀̀h̡̳̕i̛̛̤̞ͪͪ͘͞͞n̵̴̴̡̢̲̺̞̖ͫ̂̐͟͞͡k̜͌̽ͥ҉̴̯̳̪̊͘ y̸̢̥̽͡͡o͈̤̞̜̍ͪͯͭͩ̉ͨ͏̒u̶̻͓͖͑͜͢ ō̲̱̺̙͐͘͢͞w̻͟n̗̅͜ m̙ė̳̮͇̀͐͏̡͗͟,̶ j͓̬a̵͇̦̬͉͑̊͋ͫ̓͢d̶̢͖̫̖ͤ͂ͨ̉̐̕͜ḛ̢̛̥̼ͥ͛̄͝d̫Ṟ̨̨͖͚͇͐͑͋ͫ̽͡҉̡̯e̴͕̦̩s̸̛̮͇̼̩͈̮̔̔̌ͦ̽͢e̊̉͝​̹̦̰̩̀͟҉̷́ͮa͟ŗ̷̳͔̚c̨̰̬ͩ̅͢h̸̷̡̩̻͇̿̀ͭ̈ͥ͘͞e͚͎̙͑̏̅͘r̲̯̾̄̍ͮ͛̀̃?̦̙̏̔͂ B̛e̸̢̥̞͏̧̤͎͓̖̄̇̂c̶̵̝̹͚̫ͩ̂̕͜͠a̺̯͡҉͈̀ͯ̈́͞҉̛ͫ́͞u̵̧̳̺̝͌ͩ̀̀ͥ͞͝ͅṣ̪̻͊̾ȩ̛͉̺́̒ Ȉ̴͙͉͔̱̒̒̇̕͞҉̼͏͒ w̬ͥͫa̵͈͐s̖̐ u̷͚̣̹̪̭̠͐͌ͯ̍̌͢n̵̡̥̯̻̬͌̕͜d̸̨̜ẽ̸̛̺̤̩̪͎ͪ̃r̵̤ t̪͐́ͤͪͦͯ͘͢͡͠ḥ̴̡̞̬̩̓e i̷̝̻͑ͬ͠m̨̾p̷̢̻̋ͭͮ͑͠ŕ̬͈͖̞͖͖ͩ͜͜e̞͇̲͓̩ͬ̓́̕͟͠s̴̢̡̩ͮs̲͋ͫ̒i͊͘̕oͣ͘ǹ̟̙ͮ͂̾ y̮̻̬̯̙̻͂͒͞oͮu̮͋͢҉̡҉̍ s̤ų̷͚͓̼̒̏̅̊ͯ̀͘̚͟͝p͙͍̘͉̀̽ͣ͘͞͝͞p̑o̯̥ͦ̌͟r̟̜̪̩̖̉̐͢҉̶̖̦̒̐ṫ̙͡͠͠e̸͍͕̙ͨ́͟͞d̡̮̗̩͑̀̽̄͛͟͝​̶̎̀͟ r̵̢̬͖ͣ̎͒ͭ̉ͫ̕͜͠o͉b̵̵͇̥̤̟ͥ͗͠͠ơ̸̯͈̻͔ͤͮͫ͟͢R̲̘ͫ͌̉̐͑i̶̼͇̖̓̾ͤg̷̶͎̬̼̼͋ͨ̎̚҉̷̺̹ḩ̸̣̤̜̪̆̀̓​tͧͩ̿̌ͪ̔͛̕͢͜s̶͎͚̳̫ͧ͊͊ͦ̀̚͜͡͡.̼̃͑͗͊́͒̕͏͙͕"

JR: BLUH.
JR: You KNOW what I mean. If something goes wrong, I have to clean up the mess. A doctor doesn't 'own' their patient, but they can still give them patronizing as fuck lectures about how they shouldn't smoke.
AB: Regardless, I am going to allow @PinkTT to look at my debug console to try to stop the glitches.
AB: "Ą̴̸̩͖̻̹̻̎̆̊ͯ̇̕͡ņ̶̷̵̡̛̖̤͉ͮ͑͊͘͠͞ḑ͇̥̱̹̠̽ ï̡̞̼̙̀̓̀̔͝ͅf̡ @̵̨̲͔̭͊ͯ̊͒̾ͧ͜͜͟Rͫͮ̕͟͏̴̢͓ͪ̐S̸̵̝̳͉̀̒͟͜͠ w̕͝an̶̸̮̻ͤ̀͑̅t̴̛̗͍̼͔̣̯ͥ̆͊͘͠s͉͉̝͋ͯ͘͟ t̸̡̰̺̘͔͎ͫ̂͂ͫ͆̕͜͝o̶̞̞͓̝͊͞ p͒͏̴̗̏̇͂̀͏̮̾͌r̶̨̢͙̜̓̇̐̄̊̌̓͞͝o͎̽̇̌̒͝͝͏̢̯̖̀̓̕v̶̴̧̧̨̛̮̙̻ͦ̑͗͗̿͡id͗̐̔̇̕̕e҉͓̲̖̀ ą̧͈̑̓̊̕͟dv͓̠͎ͪ̑͟͠i̬͎͍͚̚͝͏̧͉̯̆̅̍͢͞c̳̞͓̱̫ͣ͆͐e.̙͖̽͢͝ I̧̲̲̻ͦ̆͞ ẉį̺͍̒l̡͆͘l̛̛̝ͨ͢͠ a̴̷̡̰̬ͪͫͭ̾̀̊̓͜͡l̴̝͖̏̿̋̐͜҉l҉̊o̧̡ͫ̕ẁ̧̫̩̜͍̤̆͂̀ͥ̀ͯ i̡̨̡͓̞̹̣̘͎͐ͤ̈́ṱ̢́ͨ́̆̀́ͫ̕."
AB: And you will all marvel at my superior robo-ability to stop being a dickhead to him.


AuthorBotJunior exclaims: Interesting!!! with each new wrestling pose. It appears she has found a new partner in being absolutely useless and not giving two shits about the plot, and is delighted about it. Kilius even shares her enthusiasm for pointless fighting.
Turnus: ]~[ Turnus Koplan, not Troll Greek ]~[
Turnus: ]~[ That would be my immature forebruder ]~[
Turnus: ]~[ I prefer to follow the dignified codes and conduct of Troll Rome ]~[
Turnus: ]~[ Far superior to those haughty egomaniacs ]~[
Turnus: ]~[ I'm also pointing out that we have inbreeding too, it's just found in feral lusi ]~[
Turnus: ]~[ Which is to say most lusi ]~[
Turnus: ]~[ Don't act like your species has a monopoly on incest just because you place so much value on sharing DNA ]~[
Turnus: ]~[ Many trolls share DNA AND come screaming out of a spasm chasm together ]~[
Turnus: ]~[ Merda, I've lost track of things now ]~[
Turnus: ]~[ All this talk of sphincters threw me off ]~[
Turnus: ]~[ Ah, now I recall ]~[
Turnus: ]~[ Consider yourself in possession of two ]~[
Turnus: ]~[ Or perhaps just one and a half ]~[
Turnus: ]~[ Of the most dangerous weapons to grace your presence, The Koplans ]~[
Turnus: ]~[ Power, fame and the unmatched ability to seriously wreck shit ]~[
Turnus: ]~[ That is, the combined forces of an Heir and Prince of Rage ]~[
Turnus: ]~[ Make this worth my time ]~[


Turnus crossed his arms as Kilius kept on flexing. It was clear to see who was a magnet for Rage and who was constantly destroying their own.
NATE: Troll Rome? Sounds fascinating, although I might need the history of it condensed a bit to something that can fit within 20 minutes.

NATE: Is troll Bill Wurtz a thing?

NATE: Regardless, I'm not exactly up to speed on what exactly your relationship is. Pre and post Scratch players, I assume?

NATE: You certainly seem to be the no-nonsense type, by the way. Natural leader, perhaps? I've found that Heirs often are great leaders if they're powerful enough and if they're the right aspect.
Turnus: ]~[ Oh yes, 'The Scratch' ]~[
Turnus: ]~[ The absolute worst thing to happen to my session ]~[
Turnus: ]~[ You're correct in gauging me as the leader ]~[
Turnus: ]~[ Though I don't attribute those skills to my particular class or aspect ]~[
Turnus: ]~[ This role didn't change me, it changed for me ]~[
Turnus: ]~[ That being said, the classpect made everything a lot more ]~[
Turnus: ]~[ Dramatic ]~[
Turnus: ]~[ Feeling the lies and anger feed into you like a conduit and being protected by the Whisperings of an underlying Grudge across all of Skaia ]~[
Turnus: ]~[ I dare say I accomplished everything short of becoming Rage itself ]~[
Turnus: ]~[ A process I am still eager to experience ]~[


Turnus seems to crack a smile at that, his snaggle tooth glistening white.
((orange dirk
NATE: Well, oftentimes Heirs actually BECOME their aspect in a way, turning into wind, or pure thought, or a sandstorm. Almost invariably a godtiered player that does that, though. And I can't imagine what the personification of Rage would be.

NATE looks at TURNUS for a moment, as if sizing him up or- oh god. No. Don't do this, Nate. Don't fucking-


NATE: Judging from your whole Roman theme, I'm gonna go out on a limb and craft one of my world-famous theories. It will probably turn out to be wildly incorrect.

NATE: Post-Scratch you was a badass slave-turned-gladiator-turned-revolutionary like Spartacus?


Dammit. He's going all MatPat on us again.
DIRK: Look Gama, my last relationship didn't end too well.
DIRK: He seems to be more than over it, since being dead apparently gives you nothing but time to think.
DIRK: But I don't think I can do that again, not any time soon.
DIRK: Not to mention that I'm into guys, and I'm pretty sure you're not hiding a first guardian dick down there.

ROXY: OMFG DIRK
ROXY: LMAO

JUNIOR: Okay.
JUNIOR: No thanks.

DIRK: She asked.
JUNIOR: No.
ROXY: stop
ROXY: ur scarrin the junor
ROXY: sadly dirk is a mans man kinda man
ROXY: beleve me i tried
ROXY: and cash and burned
ROXY: glad thats over
ROXY: now can we get back to helpin out AB?

DIRK: Agreed.
JUNIOR: Yes.
DIRK: Well Turnus, unless you have a hidden talent for robotics the you're going to have to resign yourself to bored for a little while longer.
DIRK: We've got one more robro to take a look at before we head out.
(@AE, the new artist we recruited for SBURBSim is taking horn/hair requests. Would the Koplans horns be something we could use? Kilius is the best <3<3<3)

AuthorBot: If we need to jet, we can do it, but I have no clue if that ship we're gonna ride out in style is secured yet. But yeah, what you gotta do is... and continues working with Dirk and friends to fix the glitched communication module.

AuthorBotJunior continues a steadfast policy of uselessness, and I have no idea anything is going on, because everyone is too distracted to memo. I am currently working on an elaborate system to upgrade the AuthorBot to find sessions that most closely correspond with the shittiest of memes and pop culture references. Hey, a Waste can have hobbies, you know? Not EVERYTHING has to be about dramatically altering sessions for good/evil/lulz.
Since the RP-er completely lost track of the locations of their numerous characters, let us try recapping where the hell they all are.

Alex is still pretty much with Strider and the other Lalonde all along though she's been silent the whole time, considering she knows jack shit about robotics and she wouldn't be much of a help anyways, at least that's what she thought. She finally commented however when Turnus spoke a mild insult about Troll Greece.

ALEX: OK, first off, Turnus was it? Nice meeting you, and good for you for having a powerful aspect and managing to survive something as cataclysmic as the Scratch, you are a real badass for that truly.
ALEX: But secondly, were you suggesting just now that Troll Romans are far superior than Troll Greeks?


She took a deep breath.

ALEX: I really could go on a tirade about how you are wrong in so many levels, but we have some important shit to do... Maybe at free time, if I still remember to do so..?
ALEX: Anyways, how rude of me, my name is Alex, and like I said, it is a pleasure meeting you.
ALEX: Minus the fact that you think Troll Time is superior.


Alex's passion for Greek culture is triggered, thankfully, she has better things to do than to go on a Kankri level of ranting.

Cali is still may or may not be with Roxy Harley? Let's just say she was running too fast that she forgot she was with another person.

CALI: oh shoot

Just as she said that however, she looked up in horror at the giant Flagship above her, not knowing that it is the same flagship where clone GHB was murdered and is currently being ruled by Louces's mini army. Speaking of the flagship, we cut back to what was going on inside, Dirk Egbert have reached the helm and had managed to steer the ship towards Dirk Strider's group, which is possibly how Turnus, Killius, Gama, and Dave reached them already. Thankfully Blue Dirk thought about the well being of the passengers still in the ship and decided to steer it to safety.

Louces however was knocked unconscious and taken in by Zeta without anyone noticing. Snow and Luis is with Hal though Luis still couldn't exactly stand, but she's fully awake and pissed that it was Snow that's tasked to carry her. Meanwhile Joel would look at his frog experiment with slight dread, as the look of the frog he was trying to revive looked.... For the lack of a better term, "sick". Cernun however continues to detect the group's progress and talked to the memo.

CS: So youu alll seem to be moving closer to each= of your currentt locationss....
CS: T=at is good, as it =add givenn youu alll t=ee =ig= possibility of =avingg yett anot=err doomed people convention....
CS: Meaningg t=at basicallyy just keep doingg w=at youu do good andd you'd alll be fine....
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