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((same stuff happened to me back in my old rp days on crappy sites
((an oc says something then is thrown under the bus for some bullshit reason that I didn't plan out in the story
((it honestly kind've annoyed me after a while

Cyris cuddles Rain in his sleep, such cuties. It seems Cyris is conscious enough to hear Rain, and wants to comfort her.
In the ol' lab session, Cyris and Rain came together during a dreambubble party, and the two had gotten pretty wasted. After that, they kinda grew on each other. Cyris stayed with Rain while he could, and rarely broke a promise up until his malware system kicked in.
Let's just say things got hectic and probably worse if Rain didn't step in.
Now? That moment is forgotten, but the incident did do something, it showed everyone that Cyris was a first guardian and Bio even wanted to kick him out.

Long story aside, let's head back to Hal.
Hal walked up to the ship, his left eye missing from the computer explosion.
HAL: Snow! Thank god you made it! You wouldn't happen to know where Black is, would ya? And yeaaa.. the eye, things got complicated.
Vic carried Luis out of the ship, and woke her up with a splash of water.
VIC: Wak£¥ wak£¥, d£a+h and fak£¥. ¥ou gonna liv£ +h£r£ m¥ fri£nd? I hop£ ¥ou don'+ di£ on m£... Bu+ ¥ou $houldn'+, i+'$ ju$+ rib$.
MALIS: Hal.. You okay man?
BIO: No probl£mo, m¥ $££r fri£nd. N££d $om£+hing, ju$+ holl£r.

Dave locates Dirk, the iconic shades duo has been reunited.
Kilius would eventually notice the Dirk-shaped object under his feet and elected to help him up and dust him off.
((@Vantas agreed, I mean seriously, my first RP account is at Feral Font, and let me tell you how nobody literally noticed me XD


Dirk Egbert finally managed to stand up, how he survived that without breaking a bone is a miracle onto itself. He whispered a small "Thank you." before looking back at the memo.

DIRK: So, I should lay out our current objectives.
DIRK: Find this ship's helm, and steer it into a complete U Turn and get to that burning bubble.
DIRK: That shouldn't be too hard, right?


Just then, Louces find it to be the perfect time to walk out of the recovery room, still wrapped in bandages that he really didn't actually needed and that he's struggling to remove, and near the windows where he saw Hal and the others about to leave, he began hitting the window, screaming curses about them leaving him, but since that glass window is so big and Hal's group is so far they wouldn't be able to hear him.

LOUCES: fUCk yOU gUyS! jUSt fUCk yOU 4LL tO thE 18OSSOMS Of hELL!!

Dirk Egbert can actually hear those screams from afar. He just thought "Well that was weird" before paying it no mind and continue conversing with Kilius.

Cernun just gave Bio a quick thumbs up, while Luis starts waking up from her quick nappy time, ah how nice would it have been if this Luis ain't "doomed" which basically guaranteed the fact that she would die eventually. Snow looked at her dad very relieved as she still keeps ignoring Malis (oh what a snob).

SNOW: sorry pops, got no idea
SNOW: but... i'm guessing she's fine, she is fucking black you know
SNOW: crap, that actually sounded racist out of context, let me rephrase that
SNOW: we tried going our separate ways trying to find rain though we lost contact for a while
SNOW: thankfully she's my mom and your wonderful girlfriend so i doubt she's in any trouble
SNOW: though she's probably lost i'm guessing...

Now that she said that, I, the writer, am guessing that she actually already found herself in some different Medium due to sheer stupidity, or that I'm just giving an excuse as to not use way too many OC's, who knows? (Probably the latter)

Rain just cuddled back, oh how her views on Cyris developed throughout their doomed session. At first during their dreambubble party she actually didn't liked him much, specially cause of Snow's seething hatred of him (at that time), but over time, especially during Dark Worlds when she found support from him when she realized he knew all along that she was just a failed Paradox Clone cemented their relationship. Sure, she had a lot of trouble helping Cyris get over his "programming" as a First Guardian, but there's progress nonetheless.

So as much as she love her family and friends...

When she dies she'd truly miss him the most.
The AuthorBot regards Kilius.
AuthorBot: Fruitful in the sense that "fucking" often leads to reproduction, maybe. And we are fuck ups. But other than that metaphorical sense.
AuthorBot: Hell no. We accomplished jack and shit, especially given that you met up with us post-finding PinkRoxy, which is like the only thing we have accomplished other than rampant exposition.


In the memo:

AB: @OrangeDirk, sure I'll help. There is a 91.95836768149397% we captured (or are about to capture) a ship. I suggest we return to the burning bubble in glorious style to prove we accomplished shit. And also go faster.
AB: ̪̙̒͜:͎̽͏̵̨̧͊͆̍̎̿͟͠ I͆̅͘t'̷̵̢͉͓̭̳͈ͩ̔͗̃s̜̯̋̀ͤ r̷͙̱̘͓ͮê̴̴̢̠̲̓̄̑̿́̊͘͘͜d̶̜͐̒͢͠,̧̰̰́̍ s̸̭̞̺͛̀ͣͫo̝ͪ͠ y҉̜͚̥͕̞̬̆̋͟ỏ͓̗̓ͧ̍͊̔ͫ͘ṵͪ̔͞҉͈̓̓͞ k̨̛̝̗̣̱̟͍̰͙͂ͭ͜͝͝n̡̡̪͓͉̅̅ͩ̒͡͞o̶̤̯ͥ͘͠w͂ͮ į̡̡̹͓͖͙̝͉͒̋̚͜҉t̨̨̡͈͈̰ͯ́̍ͭ̊̏͝ g͚̽̏͏̷͓͚̍͊oe̷͇̹͈̱̅̍̌̕s̢̩̗̫͕̽͆̆̚͜͜ f̮́́ͪ͡a͏̸̧͔̱ͪͯ͛́̕͡śͧͩͫ̈͏tͥ.̫͙̱͛̔̆͘ T͙̎͒̒ͤ́͘h̶̨̟̠̳̰ͪ̅̀̀ͬ̓͢a̵͉t̤͜͡͏̭͈͎͒́̓͘͝'̢̺́̂s͜͡͠҉ l̴̶̞̲̭̯͈̦̙͌̒̿̕͢͡i͇̔̿k̖͞e̡̧͉͙͙͉͚͙̓̑͗ͥ͞ a̶̡͎̘̯̿̈́͊̓̾͘͝͡ ḇ̩̩͓͙̣͔̄̉͂̓̚͢͝ạͧ̌́ͭ͞sͦͧ̕i͐ͣ̈́͢͏c̵̡̹̭̺̪̬ͥ̔ͣ͒͠͞ͅ l͈̮ͩ̓́̏̒̑͒͐̃͟͝͝ȁ̺͓ͣ̉҉̧̬̙̤͌ͧw̧͌͌̈́͛̉ o͘͏̸͇͓̒͘͜f̮̮ͭͭ҉̚ ve̶̖̯̘̞̎͞h̵̶̨̡̟̦̾̌͢͟͞ī̷̡̻̣̱̰̃̑ͦ̑ͬͮcͪļ͈͐͞e̴̡̮͉̲̠̟͊͘͠͠s͏̨̜̺̀̂̂
̶̊̔ͦ͢AB: Also, For those following along via cyberspace, @RS has just given a meatspace epic monologue of our goals. We want to learn how currently Alpha John has his god modding powers and possibly gain access to them. We want to harness and possibly even reverse the cracks in paradox space. (@RS, it's even worse that you want to "tap" Lord English's Crack).
AB:Á̢̧͇̗͈͖̊ͤ͝n̸̵̡̢͇̘ͤ̃̓͜ͅd̛̽҉͙҉̆̕͟,͍ m̛̱͏o̢s͒͝͡t iͨ̆m͓̖̈́҉̛̗͍͠p̧̢͖̯ͬ҉ò̸̦̰̗͈̏̉͆̂̓͟͡͞r͖ͩ̄҉̸̨̪̯ṫ̷̥̼́͗ͬ̾ͦ́ͮ͟ą̖̀̌͡n͓̮͙͕̄ͨ҉҉̍t͉̖̖̝̭̀̀​̬̾͝͝l̶̷͉̗͈̘̊ͪͪ̉͌ͮͩȳ̨̘̱͜͝͠,̷̢̧̯̤ͤ̃́ͦ́ w̯e͘ ẁ̴̛͎̣͈̯̞́͠ͅañ͜t̞̻̞̥́ t͐ͥͣͮ̀͘o̸̩ n͎ͯơ͙̺̮̖͛̕t̶̶͚̜͔̿̑̿̂̏͞ b̢̫̫̰̐́̆͞ͅe̺ͥ b̡͟͟o͙͖̔ͩ͆̈́ͮr̷̨͏̢̞͆̄͆͡é̡̔͘͏͞d̷̶̛͚̲ͫ̈ͮͩ̈͜͢ͅ͏̓ à̸ͤ̄́̄͂̂͢͟n̵̶̡̧̠͎̪̩͛ͪ̔͟͟͡ͅd̢̼̘̠̱̬ͯ͗̀͘ f̵̭ͧ̕ad͙̙e à̭̖̹̣͋͗̽́ͤ́͢͠͡w̲̆ͤ̀̑ͧ͂͐͏͒a̴̡͓̥͙ͫ̊̓́ͭ̕͢͞y̥҉̨̹͕̻ͩͯ̾͟҉ i͉̾ņ̢̢̛͔̭̗͆ͨ̀̂͢͡t̛̝̏́͠o ob̸̷͉̰ͧ̍ș̵҉͔c̨̊u͑ŗ̩̿̀i͒҉ͫ͏̸̴̴̨͍̹ͩ̑́̋t̟̘͖̬͂͏̉̊͌͟yͨ͟͏̛̣̗̈̐͂̒ͭ͢͠
AB: Huh


The AuthorBot floats over to Roxy and Junior
AuthorBot: Yo, maybe when you're done with the top tier flawless automaton, maybe you can give my communication shit a tune up?
AuthorBot: J̎́̐͟͏̴̙R̷̠̬̤͕̤͕͍ͬ͒̚͟ c̡̢̛̺̣̩͚ͪ̌́̿̕an͔̭̣̟͍̋̆͜͏̔̐͟ w̥ͯ͏̥̟a̺̯͈͚ͮ̉̾̋̈͝҉͓͓̣̐l͒̕k̸̟̱̬̜͖ͨ̃̀̈́ y҉̱̝̜ͪ̕̚ou̸͔̪̺͚̰̅ͧ̒͞҉̜͐ͫ҉ tͅ҉̖̍͂̃ĥ̦̠̤̞̬̯̿̀̽͑ͣͫ̀̕roug̶̜̜̔̉͒͘͞h̳̆̊ t̯͌ͨͧh̀e b̢̠͚͕͕͊ͦ̎ͩ͜͝u̇l͏̴̨̛̟̠̰̊̄̔́͞l̢̮̉͂̎s̘̺͗ͭͭ̚͞҉ͦ͘h̢̛͚̦̏̔͆ͥ͢i̷̢͎̘̜̍ͦ̏̈́͜͡t̵̸̲͎̖̱̱͇̠̙̏ͨ͂​ p͇͞o̴̮̜͜͠ȏ͉̀̋́̽r̸̨̢̬̖̗͍͡ḻ̴̜̀͒ͦ̈͞ẏ̬̠ d̨̨̦͈̦̙͋͢͞e̮̘͗̏͒͜͏̶̴̧̥̪̈́s̬̻͓͛͏i̸̟ͣǧ͟͢͡͠͏̥̜͒̈ͅͅ͏̒n͡͏̴͈ͪ̏̅͛ͅe̘ͥ͒͠d͠ p̸̙̘̗̋́̃͘͟͟ͅȧ͉͚̂ͨ͡r̸̞̯͇̭̍t̏̏s҉̡̩̘̝̠̼͂͗͌̀͢.̸̝̜̬̍͢͡
AuthorBot: But I am fucking done with glitching out.

Meanwhile, AuthorBotJunior elects to remain with Kilius, in the hopes of more sweet wrestling moves.
That's when Louces would feel two gentle paps to the back of the head and fall unconscious. It seems that Zeta has found him, and he's... Surprisingly alive?
Zeta was a bit of an oddball, nobody knows what session he's from because he just kinda showed up with no explanations whatsoever.
Eventually, during Dark Worlds, his past was revealed.
Zeta was a Prince of Light that was in a doomed session due to a voidy horrorterror cherub that took control of his session mates' minds. And he could do nothing about it.
Back to the story.

Zeta picks up Louces and flies off back to the green sun, drops him off, heads back, and starts fixing the bubble with his lighty powers. It's best he does so that horrorterrors don't break the shit out of it later.

Gama is now just staring at Dirk, her crush is now obvious.
NATE elects to not mess with Lil Hal Junior's volume control. Those two have that shit down PAT.

He's taking a moment to shitpost on Deaddit. Ah, yes. The home of infinite strangeness, inside jokes, and boxes of materials you would rather not know about.

RS: AB, please. Seriously.

RS: And if you want me to clear out the glitchy text and shit, just ask. Hopefully it's not TOO bad.

RS: As for what could make EVERYTHING blue, I have no idea.

RS: Do you live in a blue house, with a blue little window and a blue corvette?
Junior is currently sat hunched over in front of Roxy to allow her access to a large panel on his back. As AuthorBot approaches, Roxy looks up from where she's elbow deep in robo guts and smiles.

ROXY: yea sure
ROXY: juuust as soon as i
ROXY: dirk
ROXY: DIRK

DIRK: What?
ROXY: u need to grab the
DIRK: Oh shit.
DIRK: I got it, go ahead.

ROXY: quit replyin 2 the memo and fosus
ROXY: u cant multitashk as well as u think u can
ROXY: but yea we can totes fix ur glitchy thing!
ROXY: i mean probaby
ROXY: do u know if its software or hardware?

DIRK: Nate's going to need to help us out with that one.
DIRK: AB's glitches are a bit more complicated than fixing a speaker, and we don't even know where to start.
DIRK: AB is also far more complex than Junior, so we'd need some base information before we start poking around blindly.

ROXY: buuuut?
DIRK: But we can probably fix it.
ROXY: dirk can you put the
ROXY: thx

Roxy
closes the panel on Junior's back and sits back with a relieved breath.

ROXY: k junior!
ROXY: try sayin something

JUNIOR: Okay.
ROXY: woohoo!
ROXY: ur all fixed lil dude!

JUNIOR: Thanks.
DIRK: New word, nice.
JUNIOR: Yes.
ROXY: awesome
NATE: Okay, so, AB is a marvel of modern engineering, and ALSO written mostly in- get this- JavaScript.

NATE: Sure, there's a lot of other code used for other functions, like ~ATH, ^CAKE, and DIS*, but the bulk of it is good ol JS.

NATE: She's using the latest version of JQuery we could find in ANY timeline (snatched from some random universe), and if all else fails, she's open source and we have a Git repository so we can reset her. Though that would be undesirable.

NATE: I have no idea about the hardware. KR built everything custom, from the processor to the screws holding the head on, so I'm not familiar with it.
Kilius elects to show ABJ some poses. From the simple to the complex, they're covered. Turnus meanwhile, looks in disbelief at this spectacle. The older troll made his way over to the repair group, sandals slapping the floor as he walked.

PP: ]~[ What's this charity case ]~[
PP: ]~[ And why does he look exactly like pointy over here ]~[
PP: ]~[ Deodamnatus, what bullshit was I roped into ]~[
PP: ]~[ Is your species so inbred that you've all homogenised ]~[
JUNIOR: Interesting.
DIRK: Well, it's not that bad.
ROXY: yep!
ROXY: we can totes handle this
ROXY: ill take a look at ur code if youll let me

DIRK: And I'll see what I can do about the hardware.

Dirk
and Roxy briefly begin discussing schematics with AB, but are interrupted by the arrival of Turnus.

DIRK: Not inbred, cloned.
DIRK: Big fucking difference.

ROXY: i thought trolls didnt have a tattoo against incest or inbreedin or any of that stuff
ROXY: lol *taboo
ROXY: whats diferent about ur species breadin?

JUNIOR: No.
DIRK: How about you save the personal questions for the second date there Rox.
ROXY: OMG ur right ur right
ROXY: somoene plz change the topic

JUNIOR: Yes.
DIRK: Alright.
DIRK: I'm going to take a wild guess and say that the troll you just hit on is Kilius' dancestor.

ROXY: why dirky i thought we were friends
DIRK: So what's your name then, Greek looking troll bro?
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