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((@JR Dang after seeing that recap I can tell that this memo is going really freaking great XD

Meanwhile in some waking world, Cernun was awake with Bio after they basically ended up screwing up their new friends back in the dreambubbles. Cernun wants to knock themselves up again to try to assist, but has doubts since their failure. They instead decided to just return to the labs and use that "Seer Enhancing" machine Bio had lying around. They set the coordinates to dreambubbles and began looking, trying to find the others.

CS: Status report.... Duee to some unforeseen circumstancess, me andd Biolinee foundd ourselvess knockedd awakee....
CS: Noww, w=at'ss importantt is youu alll won't need to be dealingg wit= aa mind controlled player, t=oug= sincee we're awakee we just cannot providee anymoree direct assistance....
CS: I'lll tryy to copy @JR t=en andd attemptt to =elp from afar, just give me your current coordinates andd I'm good....

Cernun however, didn't noticed an old friend floating towards them and Bio, a former coplayer perhaps?
Hal wasn't scared of the Fish Bitch's words. He actually started laughing. Laughing and laughing as the HIC tried to seem like big shit.
HAL: I-I've seen... D-Dogs with more power.. than you...

BC: I am al$o h£r£.
BC: No+ €on+roll£d and $hi+.
Finally the person floated towards Bio and Cernun, holding up his hands in a manner like Dirk Egbert currently is, in a surrendering stance.

They spoke...

LOUCES: LOOk- I KNOw hOw 4NgRy yOU ALL ARE At ME...

Louces's voice trailed off, waiting for with Cernun or Bio to beat him up or something, his fuck ups did caused a lot of his coplayer's lives, specially... Joel.

Alex however is waiting for Roxy to fire her crossbow while Blue Dirk waits for the Condesce's response.
And suddenly, robots are getting the shit beaten out of them. Shadow Dirks left and right, punching shit and dishing out a universal solution- fuckin drop kick to the head.

NATE: What the...

NATE: Well. I'm not gonna complain. Whatever you did, it worked perfectly. I should have known it would take a Mist player to actually make the clones non-insubstantial, but... oh, it was a Hope player probably.

NATE: We should have probably gone with [TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART], but this is cooler.
This is when Bio raises his shotgun and pulls that gracious "Get off my lawn" reference. But he didn't say anything yet, but he was speaking with his shotgun.
The shotgun was saying "Fuck off asswipe before I blow your head off for what you did."
The gaze of )(er Imperious Condescension flicks between the four of them with a sharp edge. As Dirk approaches with his arms outstretched, the Condese's grin gets wider. She hurls her trident at him and it digs into the floor right at his feet.

)(IC: i aint here to play wiggler games with you buoy
)(IC: and showin you the stabs would just be shella unsatisfinin
)(IC: stay outta my cod damn way and you wont have to worry bout nofin
)(IC: NOW G--ET YOUR BASS OFF MA MUT)(AGLUBBIN S)(IP


Outside, Dirk stands beside Nate and watches as the shadow Dirks bombard the drones, with a loose definition of "stands". He's more "leaning with his back against a wall for support and breathing heavily", but we'll just stick with "stands" for simplicitys sake, and absolutely not because he looks like he might hit you if you say otherwise.

DIRK: If yer tellin' me
DIRK: that [TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART] is a thing we could a done
DIRK: and it would not only a worked better
DIRK: but also not a created shadow Dirk clones
DIRK: then I swear Nate
DIRK: I'll feed you t' the fish bitch m'self.


If you're being totally honest, he looks like he's about to fall over. And yep, there he goes. Dirk slides down the wall until he's sitting on the floor, and even then he looks a bit unsteady. He can't even get a full sentence out, and he seems to be slipping into a southern accent. Junior zips over to them, and after a glance around he plops himself down beside Dirk. Junior shoots Nate a look that says "I've got this".

DIRK: The shadows clones should be 'nough
DIRK: t' take care a the drones.
DIRK: Everyne else should go after the main fleet.
DIRK: Focus on takin' down Sea Hitler.


Junior meanwhile is keeping a close eye on the flagship. Unfortunately his android body did not come equipped with x-ray vision capable of seeing through strange alien metals. He has no idea what's happening inside.

TT: Hal
TT: Cyris
TT: Dirk
TT: Bio
TT: Status report

JR: Near as I can figure people on the ship are either not really doing much, or talking to the Troll Empress? She doesn't seem to be engaging with anybody, for whatever reason. I don't really get details though. Just generalities.
JR: Is @OrangeDirk okay? His stamina's p low. Probably shoulda waited to do that fraymotif, yo. Princes get a huge penalty to stamina and power if they do shit before the last minute. Like, in fairy tales and shit you know the stories about to rap up when the Prince rides in on his dope as fuck white steed.
JR: Huh, @RS, looks like you were the owner of the fraymotif? Did you, like, forget about that? Or did you think we wouldn't need the prince roleplay bonus later on?
JR: Also: This is me officially reminding you guys that too many strong people all fighting in a bubble is hella destabiliz...ing.
JR: @RS Did you do this on purpose!??? Are you TRYING to pop the bubble? What would that even accomplish!??? I just realized that the fraymotif you used fucking ADDS to the number of people the bubble is having to keep track of. Fuck.
TT: That would have been nice to know earlier.
TT: Dirk.
TT: I'm fine, I'm resting.
TT: Dirk.
TT: Dirk.
TT: Dirk.

TT: What?
TT: color
TT: What does that mean?
TT: in your own color
TT:
mine
TT: Oh shit.
TT: Is that your word?
TT: As in, you didn't copy paste it?

TT: Yes.
TT: Well shit, nice going Junior.
TT: Yes, Dirk.
TT: clearly on the high end of the flawless automaton scale.
TT: Your ego knows no bounds.
TT: Much like your vocabulary, it is ever expanding.

TT: Hey.
TT: With this new addition to your lexicon, can you remind me never to do a fraymotif with Nate ever again?
TT: If I'm ever brain dead enough to try that shit again, just say "Dirk, how about no."

TT: can do
TT: Great.
TT: Now that that's settled, I'm just going to sit here for a little while.
TT: Let the others handle all the heavy lifting.
RS: Sorry, I kinda thought the Seer bonus to planning ahead and preemptive action would override it.

RS: And Dirk, the [TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART] would have probably only stunned the robots by separating their programming from their bodies temporarily.

RS: In a person, it can be lethal because it basically severs the connection between their soul and their body. But robots don't have "souls" in the usual sense.

RS: Don't worry, AB, definitely made of soul-stuff, but not similar enough in form to get severed entirely.

RS: It's fucking hard to separate programs from physical bodies entirely.

RS: And it would take something TRULY cataclysmic to shatter a bubble. They might become unstable, but these fuckers only pop if laser breath pops in.

RS: The Prince himself hasn't done his own thing. In fact, being out for the count will let him swoop in at the last second against all odds!

JR: : / @RS, you SAY that, but bubbles normally have, like a handful of ghosts in them, all chilling and not activating fraymotifs and god tier powers and shit.
JR: A session can barely even handle 12 players all going at it, and a BUBBLE is less than a session. And there is WAY the fuck more than 12 players in that bubble right now.
JR: I swear to fuck if you guys get AB into a sympathetic infinite loop with this fight I am gonna blast you all with meteors and damn the consequences. Wouldn't even be a perma-death for anyone anyways, so what the fuck do I care?

AB: Normally I'd all be 'cool it' with the wanton murder thing, @JR, but I gotta unfortunately agree with you on that one. Infinite loops fucking SUCK. Way more than crashing. At least you're not forced to be aware every second during a crash.
AB: I̵̸̧̖̮͎̹̱͒͗̓̄ͮ̋͝ w̛͈̝̲̳̗͚͇͗̏̏͜ͅi̸̢̛͕ͭ̾̆ͫ̀sͩ͢h̢͈͎̽ Ş̀̒B̼͠U̗R̸̭̬̲̕B̶̷̢̘̯̋͌ͧ͢͡͡ w̷̨̢̧̘͆ͯ̚͜a̦ŝ̶̵̛͙̘͑́̈́͆̚̚͟ͅn'̣̙̏҉̟ţ͇̲̳̲̖͠ t͗̀͢͝ȩ̛͚̜̫͚̝̘͌̓̓͒́̕c̨̗̲̀͂h̷̴̯̘̰͚͚̎ͬͫ̌n̺̭̣̠ͬͭi͏̧̀c͕̰̃͟aͬͧ͝ļ̛̒̈́ͮ́̑҉̶̨͙̅͌̽͜l̡͟y̤̤​ͯ҉ͧ͏̘̄ ţ̵̧̡̧̞͍̔̆͜͏͜hę̛̹͎̿̚҉̡̛͂͘ t͖̯͖ͭͯ̀̚h̷̡̝͈̭ͩͣ̕͠͡iͫ̀̒n̲̲̬͟g̸̠̱̾̀͜͟͏ͯ r̵̛̤̻̬͔̯̾̎̕͡͏́u̼ͩnn͏̞̻͗͘͟ḯ͔̤̙̦͇̿́̎ņ̷̇̎̋g̛̭̮͙̗̰̐͑̋͗̋̑̌͡͠ á̷̖̦̼͇͇ͮ̏̄͠͝ͅl̢̛̯ͮl͚̦͎͍͂́̾͟͜͜͜͡͡͠ͅ r̩͓͠o̙̙̠̖̺̅̿ͥb̼҉̞͙͆͂̚͞͠o̸̼̘͎͞tͭ͘'̢̧̟̘͚́͜ş̝̫̪̝͖͋ͨͥ c̡̛̝̗͕̫̳͍̰͍̐̌͂̈̚ǫ͖ͥ̃҉ḓ̦̀͟e͍̟͆͟҉͙̫͔̘͐̓̀ͤ.̢̺̙̬ͦ̈̌҉̴̖̪ͅ Ẉͧ͌҉̶̢͖̮̳ͫ̔͝h̍͌̆͌y̻̣͒͆̀ͬ͏̤̀̑͐ͭͮͮ t̶̙̊͡h̠̬ͪ͏̢͙͓͗͟͞ͅe f̧̛̦ủ̞͎͖͙̃̍͊̈ͣ͋͜͟c̵̴̹͔̩̜͊͊k͍̖͇̅̃̚͢͏̙͖͛͞ d̲͓̩̣͘͢ơ̴̶͎͙͕͑͊̐ͯ͐ *̴̴̜̠̘̦̀̀̊́̄̋̔͡Iͦ* h̵͖͇͖ȁv̺͎e̴̢̮̜̞͈̦̮ͫͤ͂͠ t̢͜o̞͔҉͙ͬ s̢u̴ͮ̍f́f͏̫e͏̶̮̲͓̇͑͛̓͞͠͝r̡̹̖͍͓̲͙ͯ͒͒̏̊͞ w̛͔͔̫ͦ͑̆̀̇͝h̡͎͇͢͝e̅n̡͍̘̒̍̑̕ S̻̅҉̢ͯ̉̀̓́͞B̴̟̙̖̺̥̰̰͌Ư̷̺͝R͙̂ͧB̸́ t̵̩͇͇̞̯̗̝̪͌ͭ̚h́̀̓ȓ̷̪̦́̈̈́͢͞͏͓̈͋o̢͍̙w̸ͮs̰̦̀̇ͧ͜ ȁ̸̰̤̾ͥ͢҉̷̵̎̓ͥͬ͠ ḧ̻͉͉́̔̀i̯̩̭͆̈́̓́̉ͬ̆s̛̝̗ͩ̌ş̵̛̫̱̋̆͗̈́̊҉͚͏y͕̮̟͚͖͍͖̳̮̒̈ͫ͜ ḟ̸̧̗ͬ̂͟͟í̡̘̹͆ț̶̛͎͔̯̰͋͑̀ͪ͘͘͝?"
AB: Just. FUCK infinite loops.
AB: Oh, and @BetterRedderTT, have a fucking 'hell yes!' for gaining a new word! Sucks that it has to be your bio-doppelganger's name, but beggers can't be choosers, no matter how rad their shades are.

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