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Roxy lass scampers down the staircase under the trapdoor, followed closely by AuthorBotJunior.

TT: Yes.
TT: Interesting.
TT: Okay.

Lil Hal Junior
takes a moment to lament the fact that he can't use any rhyming words yet. He then follows Roxy and ABJ down the stairway and down into the depths of this dream bubble. Dirk watches him go, then turns to Nate. He figures Junior will be safe with the others.

DIRK: After I do the souly thing I get worn the fuck out.
DIRK: After that point I'll be pretty much down for the count.
DIRK: I can try a fraymotif after I've taken out a few of these drones, that way I do more damage.

Dirk
flash steps out into the open and equips his unbreakable katana from his strife deck. The glaring Crocker Corp red makes these drones easy targets, but there's enough of them grouped together to make it a challenge. Dirk starts picking off drones and breaking them up into smaller groups. His main focus is keeping them away from the building so the less combat oriented people can be safe.
Finally Bio gives in to the cake and finally takes a bite. That was a bad decision because while he was eating, the HIC planted one of those headbands on Bio, putting him under control.
Malis joined Dirk in the cool-ass weeb fighting by pulling out a shotgun and raining a hell's worth of modified slugs into the drones that were still pursuing.
As for the rescue crew, they might wanna back out before they walk into a void-filled ambush with Cernun having to either kill Bio or get imprisoned, or end up having a long and distressing chat with the HIC.
But i'm just a narrator right? I can't actually warn them. But if the other narrators narrate the story in a different narrative way, then maybe the Bio betraying his teammates crisis could possibly be averted like picking the douche choice in a Telltale game.((not being mean or judging))
Too much narration, more planning and action-
---narrator 1 has been muted---
AuthorBotJunior demonstrates the proper way to lay a sick beat with a limited vocabulary to Lil Hal Junior: "Hrrrm. Hrrrm. Yes. Hrrrm. Hrrrm. Yes. Hrrrm. Hrrrm. Yes. Interesting!!! Interesting!!!"

The AuthorBot has absolutely no skin in this game, so to speak. She's making sure enemies are defeated, but isn't going to go on a daring rescue mission unless that happens to be where everybody is going. She's actually kind of bored and considering joining her mini-doppelganger, honestly. The enemies pile doesn't stop from getting taller.

In the Memo:


JR: @GH, I can probably swing a few maps for you. I have no freaking clue WHICH HIC's ship you're in (as there are a bunch of them all over the session incest spirograph), but they have some commonalities between them. I'm sending you the top 5 most common floor plans and you can try following whichever seems to be closest. Lemme know if all of them are completely wrong or some shit.

AB: Ye̢̢̢͔̺͔̍ͨ͡s,̶̢̦͎̫͚̑͘̕͜͜ͅ y̷̢̛̼͚͚͍͔͂̾̊̀ͧ̀̄e̊͛ͅs̳͟,̨̝̝̝̭͒͢͡͏̨͓̏̓ͨ f҉̢̳̗̰͑ͧ͠͡i̵̛̜͎̘ͪͥ͠͞g̶͙̈́ͬ͡h̪̦̐́ţ̴͖̔͗ t̛̜͙h̶͢͏̶̰͊ͫ̕ͅͅ҉ͥ́e̸̸̖̺̜̲͎̊͢͝ g͢҉̲͕̑o̷̗͉̠̯ͨͥͥ͡͞o̵̢̎́͝d̠̾͂̈͘͢͝͞ f̴̨̨͎̤͐͂̒ͧ̚͠i̡̿g̣̣͎ͦ͌͢͠h͉̱͎̥̽̿̕͠t̡̙͚̑͋͡,̢̟͆ e̙̯҉̷̗̰͑ͯͮ͘ͅṫ̴̢̢̘̲̪̕͟ç̛̮ͧ́̓́̆̎. e̴̛̥͔̮̣̒̏̈́͑͜t̴̨̮̪̰ͦ̿͂c͚͉͙̯̠̀̀.̴̝͉̙ͬ͢
AB: Now down to the important shit: @PP, those were some sick as hell beats.
AB: Like, I'm considering quarantining them to avoid catching a virus from 'em and getting even more glitched out.
AB: Want to go another round?
PP: But of course!
PP: If t]~[is were a traditional brawl, Kilius would already be stripping off and slat]~[ering ]~[imself wit]~[ oil!
PP: Metap]~[orically of course!
PP: Lay down some more prey for t]~[e great Kilius to conquer!
Cali looked back at where Roxy and the others escaped before looking again at the trapdoor, not sure where to go, she finally decided to go with Roxy, thinking she's better off protecting them than fighting drones head on.

Cernun and Alex are fighting alongside Nate and the others, Alex however is trying to find a way to get on the ship without being laser blasted like Dirk Egbert managed to do.

ALEX: Nate was it?
ALEX: Yeah, one of my friends iss already on one of the ships, care to help me find a way to stealthily follow him?

While Cernun is already analyzing the ship for a weak spot or possible prison room, Blue Dirk was already inside, his progress within the ship is slow however as he's trying to navigate the ship very stealthily.

UT: I am within the depths of this battleship, anyone want to join in?

AB: Yeah Dog I'm the rap king of solidstate and you ain't fit to concentrate.
AB: True that your rhymes are so sack that even my Guardian could do better wisecrack.
AB: Fo Shizzle you're all up in my deadlock like you think it's gridlock.
AB: damn why don't you polish my quill it's the closest you'll ever get to kill.
AB: S̛̖̗̭̲̼̣̐̔ͤ̆̕u͢p̵̛̙͍̻͂͊́ͨ͒͡ y̡̧̛̠̳̝̆̀́̄o̤̔͜u͈̖̣̥̇ͥ͢͡r ȁ̶̢̧̭̫̠̺̱̑̔̾ͧ̈́͘s̼͔̜͈̏͟͠s̖̏̽ ī̢̱̈́̒̽͟͠͝s̸ g̶̴̷̛͂͛͌͟҉͇̫͒͂r̶͙̍ȧ͋̾ͅ҉͈̟̑̽͗̍ͥs͏̺̒͝s ȳ̑o̢͏̘̩ͦ̀ͅ҉͚͓͊́ǘ̧̱̜̚͜͞ aͦi̵̮͎̲͕̜̖̾͒ͥͪ̑͟͢n̳'̜̟̮̈ͣt g͠ȍ̷̪͇͚̻̞ͧͮ͆́̅͟͞ͅt ṭ̩̫̐̎̎h̡̘͍̱͛̾̈͘̕͝a͇t͓ t̴̛̻̥͎͈̭̱͓͚͐͑̿̋h̴̶̡͖̩͔͕ͩ̕͜o̡̖͍̬̥͚ͯͣt̴͌͋ y̤̝͔̔ͧ͊͘͏̴ͤoͬͥ͡u̩͟ h͛a͕͉͉v̾̕͏͎͛͜e̶̹̫͔̜͢ͅ t̡̯̦̬̃h̴̭ͫ͋҉̳͈ͩ̓ͪ̍͆è͟ w̵̼̯o͏̼̲̮̖̲̣̩̭͖ͦͩr͖̯͞ṣ̳͊͟t͏͍̱ͣ s͈̗̓̓͒͢͞ḵ̜͋̄ͨ̌̄í̴̯̣̣͒͛̎̕l̵̡̡̩̰̈͛ͩ̑͘͢͢l͜s̨͚͡҉̷̡̬̪́͛͆̅̑͢͢ t͏h̸͏̵̳̙̩͕͆ͮ͌͘̕͞at͇͖͘ i̴̛̪͙͙͎̻̅͌̈́́͢͢ e̴̢̘̩̻̻̩͑͐̈ve̴̮̥̞͎̤͐̑̏ͬ͒ͤ͆r̷̢̙̞̜͍̽́́ͮͧ͂̕͠ d̛̟̜͑̀̓͜i͏̦̠͍̀̿̊͘ḑ͏̴̲̲͚͊̊͘͝ s̵̼͍͍͓ͭ̃̍̀ͤ͢ḩ͖o͎͍͖͟ẗ̵̢̠͓͜͞͠҉̮
AB: Boo yeah my flow is chicken fried jock and you think you can block.
AB: Word why don't you polish my Jack it's the closest you'll ever get to ransack.
AB: Boo yeah why don't you polish my brobot it's the closest you'll ever get to rot.
AB: D̷͈̲̩́̃͠ą̵̴̨̡͓͖̀ͬ͆̀͜wg̨̡͚̘ͥ͘ yo̴̶͎͕͓̬ͦͥ̾ͥ̈̏͂̒u̸̵̡̩̭̳͍͇̝͂̃͒͡͏r r̡͏̡͏͍h̦ͣ͊̂̾͜y̴̨̧͍̝͎̙ͮ͛͗͐̿̌͜m̴̨̦͎͕̣̑̓ͨ͘͜͝ë̛̘ͨ͗̐̈͜͟͜҉̰s̨̺̗̘̗͆͌̄͋̕ à̷̢̞̫̇͒ͬ̕͟r̳è͐͛ s̹̘̱̮̩̗̺̒́͟͠o̵̱̠ͩͯͣͥͥ͋͂͟ l҉̨̗͔͊̓́ȧ̧̖̬͎͊͌ͮų̧̮̓̃͜g̔͟h̨̻̟̲͔̰̩̥̫̕i͔̱̪ͣ̏̾̕͞n̠ͩ͠ģ̸ͮ̽̋̀͝s̵̢̛͔̩̹͑ͥ̿ͭ͢͠t̯̭̳ͮ̽̍̀​͝͏͔̓o̶̷̶̹̣̤ͭͩ̔ͫ͟c̴͕̭̀͜͟͟k̘͏͙͆ͅ t̖͈̖́ͥ̄̈́ĥ̬̊̓á̤͌͘҉t҉̖̝̊͊ ę̶̮̜̈́͌̆̊̐ͬ͂ͩ͒̕v̨̫ͤͧe̶̵̡̪̩̺̩̝̔͝͏̈́͛ṇ̛̩̰̓͗́́͞͝͝͡͞͠ m̷̫̪̪͂̉ŷ̦ͬ͞͏̴͢ Ğ̠u͈̿͋͊͗͘a̒̂ͬ͝r̘͏̓d҉̥̖͑͘͠i͕̞̇҉̡͔͕̳̱̹̏́̂a̶̛͛͑̆̀͢͞ͅņ̡͚̞̣͜͞͞ c̨̦̼̻̓ͭͮ͒̓͒͢҉̧o̤͇̠̜͒͊͏̵̯u̧̼̤҉̶̣͛ͭ͏̴̢̈ͬͫ̚l̷̷̢̬̒ͦͥd̻ do̰̩͏̹̳̦̖̩̿̆͢ b̲̄̾ę̵̫̙ͧ̽t̼̠̼̜͉ͯ͂͘͜͞ţ̡̧̭͗̄ͥ̕͝͝é̦̹͑r̸̥͇̞̋̄ͤͪ .͇̹͒̇ͦͫ͢͞.̴̷̳̑͐͟͝͏̶.̬̯̃̕͝p̷̡̧̹̩̥̺͑̾҉̻͚͝͏̜r̠̺̼͢҉̮̳eţ̬͒e̼͌͊͋̕͟͜n̴̶̛͕̠̫ͨ͊͐̆̏̿̋ͅd̴̕​̸̛̛̻̜͉͎̊ͣ I̱͕̝ jͫu̵̶̼͚͒͒ͮ͑҉͈s̶̴̵̳͓͍̦͎͐̒̈̓͡͠t͏̷̵̞̬̝͍̆̎̚͟҉҉̢͘ f̷̡̧̢̛̓͘͠i͋́n̷͓̝̝̜̔͝į̛̻͐̀̇͜͡͡s̨̪̮͙̈͆̿͟͞ḥ̷̝̺̞̓̓͘͡ȩ̌̐d̛̟̿͛̐̉͝͏͙͚͎̪̔̈͞ ẗ͈̗̱́ͫ̔̅̊͟҉͝h̵̙̩͑͏̵͍͕̤̀̀͝ͅ҉̋à̵͎̝̥̚͟t̴̞̖̝ͪ̑͛͐ o̷̶̡̞̰̝̫̬ͥͮ̏͟͟ḵ̙̼̙̪͊͘͢͏̷̛ͬ̍?̸͈͙̣̱ͬ͂́̽̊͞


THIS IS STUPID. But AB isn't about to turn down a rap off. She is simply the best there is at coming up with infinite, incredibly shitty raps. That are strangely obsessed with polishing??? We all agree that this is a completely normal topic for raps to be about.
RS: Yo, JR, once you find the ship, I've got a great idea for you to help get us all in!

RS: The doors probably have passcodes, right?

RS: ...do you think they sanitize their inputs?

RS: Oh, and AB, I'm not sure why you're obsessed with polishing. You're hella shiny enough as is.
UT: Like I said, I am already on one of the ships, though I am not certain whether this is the ship you're all looking for.
UT: Either way I need some help.
---User biologicalCrafter(????) Responded to the Memo---

BC: ¥ou fool$...
BC: €an'+ ¥ou $££ +ha+ +h£ HI€ i$ +r¥ing +o b£ good?
GH: Bio???
GH: What the fuck are you talking about?? The HIC tried to kill us all!
BC: +h£ HI€ i$ +r¥ing, $h£ will $oon r£$+or£ ord£r wi+hou+ +ha+ bla$+£d GHB..
GH: Okay enough rap battling guys this is serious!
GH: I mean Kilius had already owned AB but that's not the subject here!
GH: The HIC has Bio! The fucker who owns all the tech and our secrets!
GH: Cernun, Dirk, do whatever just make sure he doesn't squeal on us.

---User
intrigingBeliever Responded to the Memo---
IB: Shit not again.
IB: if the hic has bio then were all fucked
IB: and cernun is gonna be pissed when they find out.
IB: Anyways JR i have the map situation covered
IB: UR im sending you a file containing maps of the ship that bio's on, which should be the one you're on.
IB: be careful, there's guards everywhere.
UT: Shit, it's this bad?
UT: Well crap, thanks for the map at least, I'm off.

Meanwhile, Cernun took a look at the memo, they took a more defensive position, focusing more on dodging the drones attacks while talking with the others.

CS: Good gods, t=is is aboutt Bioo againn wass it...?
CS: Ii am nott lettingg us gett jeopardizedd wit= rampagingg coplayerss againn, nott afterr Joel andd Louces went down....
CS: Damnit, does anybodyy gott teleportationn magicc or tec= we couldd usee..?! Ii am not lettingg ourr s=it go down.... Nott fuckingg againn...!
TT: Whoah, green dude, calm your tits, me and Nate are discussing the very same thing.
TT: We're working on it.
TT: Though, tell me, is that Bio guy really that bad against us? Considering my friend is already out to find him.
CS: Alex, alll Ii cann sayy is if youu care aboutt your friend so muc=, t=en keep =imm t=ee fuck away....
CS: As alll of t=is Condescensionn bulls=it is w=at ruined alll sliver of =ope my former sessionn =add.... T=en t=ere's t=ee =orrorterrors....
TT: Well, shit.
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