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ROXY: hiya Nate Righacrd and ladybots!
ROXY: and green and voidy 2.0 and other green and
ROXY: (geeze dirk, why u got so many firnes)
ROXY: (*frends)
ROXY: (*friends)

DIRK: (I don't know, actually. It just sort of happened.)
DIRK: (And now it just keeps on happening.)

ROXY: (pfft)
ROXY: ive been vury good, hidin for the most part
ROXY: yeeeeeaaah, theres a reason it took u guys three seers 2 find me
ROXY: and that reason has everythin to do with those nasty red piles of ship

DIRK: Are they from the Batterwitch's fleet?
ROXY: kinda?
ROXY: theyre the reason i didnt come out right away ta greet all a yals
ROXY: we should probs skedaddle outta here real quick
ROXY: ya know, get somewhere safer than out in the open liek sitin ducas
ROXY: *ducks
ROXY: with all the noise ur makin out here u probably attracted the attention of everythin within 50 miles
ROXY: u guys are REALLY lpud. mostly shouty robo-redition here

LIL HAL JUNIOR: (YES.)
DIRK: Still really loud bro.
ROXY: let's get somewhere safe and then ill tell you alllll the answers to my riddkes
ROXY: like a bad magician, givin away all his ticks
ROXY: theres a secret trapdoor, ill show u all the way
ROXY: move quietly tho, theres danger alurking

DIRK: Alright, lead the way.
A little before that red ship came...

DIRK: Yes, you truly did describe the circumstances of my upbringing perfectly Ms Lalonde. The name is actually Dirk Egbert, you might have met my counterpart in your universe did you? John Egbert, was it?
DIRK: Also, how much of you is Alex Lalonde here's mom.
ALEX: D fucking Strider, what the fuck kind of question is that?!
DIRK: What? I'm genuinely curious.
CALI: er... yeah that's still weird egbert
CALI: btw there's some new trolls responding to our memo, should i?
DIRK: I don't see why not? Handle the memos for us, would you?
CALI: yay! ^u^

Cali proceeds to answer in the memo, meanwhile, Cernun looks up at that red ship they're talking about.

CERNUN: U=.... Guys...?

TG: hi new troll! OuO
TG: so what's this all flowery way of typing about?
The AuthorBot and AuthorBotJunior follow everyone into the trap door.
AuthorBotJunior: Hrmmm...
AuthorBot: Yeah. Hey, Rogue of Void? Roxy, I guess. Why the hell are there SPACESHIPS in the afterlife? There is a 91.07663686471734% chance that that is not a normal thing. A few ghosts, way more buildings than are necessary, sure. But spaceships? Whose memory even IS that?
AuthorBot: Hell, DANGER in the afterlife (barring English shenanigans) is pretty weird. So this is a Afterlife Weirdness x2 combo.

AuthorBotJunior: Yes.

In the Memo:
AB: Mission accomplished, for everybody who is all ironically stuck in cyberspace while the robots get shit done. Void player is found, and apparently has riddles to answer for us. Lil Hal Junior saved the day through impressive loudness.
ABJ: Yes. Interesting!!!
JR: Cool, well make sure you send those riddle answers or whatever the fuck my way so I'm not left assuming there's shit still in need of figuring out.
JR: Also, @AB, @ABJ and @RS: !!! You know how KR has been too busy "hustling" or whatevs to go on adventures? When AB and ABJ get back they will have brand new fucking chassis to use!
TentacleGoddess began pestering TimeausTestified at ??:??
TG: Hey sweetpea.
TG: Nice to find someone else with a bad case of Survivor's Guilt.
TG: It's a deadly, deadly disease.
TG: I understand what you're going through. I fucked over my team too. I told my best friend to stop being a prick... And she sort of went grimdark. It sucked.
TG: She wouldn't kill me, though, for some reason.
TG: I guess it was revenge.
TG: Man, I'm damn and depressing.
TG: I used to be totally cool, I swear. The coolest girl out there. Heart sunglasses and denim jackets with the sleeves ripped off.
TG: now I'm kind of... Meh.
TG: anyway, let's play a little game. Guess who I am, just from this message and my chumhandle. Come on. It'll be fun.
RS: Well, hey there... one sec... Dave... Lalonde?

RS: Yeah, seems about right. That is most certainly the correct name. Definitely. I'm safer in assuming that than an urn sitting precariously on the edge of a mantelpiece. Shit is so secure in its position you could use it as an anchor.

RS: Looks like you're part of the spirograph bullshit frog incest chain too.

RS: Long story about that.

RS: It's great to see you, your session is very important to us and we will get to you shortly. Please listen to stupid elevator music for one second while I deal with some dead people, then I'll get right back to you.

RS: JR, some memories of odd red fork spaceships are advancing towards us, and they're obviously evil.

RS: They're red and pointy and foreboding and that's really all there is to say on the matter. Did you install the Void Marshal lasers on AB? Or did you try any of the more... experimental weapons?
PP: Flowery?
PP: The only thing flowery about the great Kilius is his magnificent locks of hair!
PP: Much like jet black hyacinths plucked from the umbran stones of Tartarus itself!
PP: It rolls and flows like a ship's sail, a true statement of the godlike appearance of Kilius!
PP: Furthermore, flicking it around makes every knee in a 50-mile radius weaken like pinching the scruff of a meowbeast's neck!
PP: Now, Kilius could very well go on to describe each and every part of his body and how GLORIOUS they are, but there seems to be shenanigans afoot!
PP: To put things simply, albeit, a little anticlimactically, Kilius wants in on this!
PP: Come on, Kilius has these spears that burn things when you stab them, it's totally GLORIOUS! Also, badass.
Bio wakes up, and starts trying to take out one of the ships. But he gets hit by some kind of lazer and is sent back towards the others.
In retaliation, Hal and Malis open fire upon the ship's cannons, destroying a few before they were fired upon by the ship.
Then the drones came, ready to kill a player if needed, and Bio wasn't looking good after that blast, they may be screwed...
Even with Cyris and Gama helping, they would soon be overwhelmed.

AB: It seems that you have forgotten that you can ask me questions directly @RS.
AB: H̛̪̜̉̈͡ͅẠ̜͇̲̍̓̕͟҉͆҉̴V̡̢͇̬ͪ̑̂ͨ̓ͬ͘͢͡͝E̶ͭ͐ y͇ͣ̊o͔̦͔̘̒̀̓̄̀͂̄u̸̵̪͈҉̣̳̖͑ͦ́͘͠ f̫̏ͫ͜͞o̝̩̤ͬ͒ͮ̕r̢̨̰̯̯ͫ̋͟͜g̀ọ̻͓̊͒ͦ̋͞t̡͒͆ͩ͝t̵͙҉̶̰̖ͤ̌͋҉́͊͑͞͏ȩ̸̮̞̗̀̅͟͠ǹ͍̜͔̪̫͒ͦ̀̑͜͝​̰̘ ÿ͉́́҉̵̺ͪ̀̕͠ȍ̶̴͚̮͑̀͠͏̛̰̱̳u̵̢̢͔͐́҉̵̢̖̠ cͤ̏͘͜͢a̴̡̹̼ͩ͌ͩ̃̈́͜͞ń̡̨͗ͮ̂͡͞ͅ a̷͘͟s̹k̷̴̴̗͓ͬ͆ͧͣ́͜ m͎̌͏̡͘͘͠e̸͍͙͌ͤ̈͢ que͢s̢̡̢̛̜̯͚̲̲̔ͫ͟t̛̰̮̯ͬ͑͒ͩͪͤ͢i̢̋o̸̺͉̫͕̓̓ͫ͢͡҉̶̷̀͡n̸̥̈́̽ͣş̳̤͖̙̬̈́̀ͣ͛͝͠ d҉̅͘ir͏̨̢̧͔̤̝̘̭̓̀͛ͩ̕͞e͇͜҉̲̪̤̭͆͒͊̊́͟c̨̱͔̹͉̤͇̈́́͊̂̆ͬͅţ̸̖͇̣̱̙̔̓̓̕̕͠ͅlyͪ͞?̵̴̘̳͉̣ͯ͑͢͠​̗͎ͧͮ̉
AB: Because I feel like we have gone over this enough times for even your squishy meat brain to remember this basic true fact of existence.
AB: But what would I know, I am merely a rad as fuck robot designed to find rare sessions.
AB:S̖̳̩͙ͣ̐͘͘Û̡̱͕̺͍̌͋̂̈́̀ͮ͛́̓R̴̡̠̭̜ͦ̐ͦ͟͠Ê̴̴̗̯̪̹̑ͭͧ̀͝L̈́ͪ҉̮҉̼ͭ̽̄Ỷ̹̠͟͝҉́҉̨ I̲̺̫̔͡ w̴͈͎ṓ̪͚̟҉ư̷̡͖̠̐́͢͞͡l͊d̴̴̢̠̟ͣ͞ ĥ̷̷̯͔̓̈́͟͝ą̸̹̣̮ͫv̡̖̤̹͕̻ͦ͋͘̕͘e̶̢͍̳̯̽ͯ̃̔͊ͨ͟͟ n̡̦̟̍ͤ̑͏̕ó̢̞̩͉̣̰͇̪͗̑̋͟͢ k̴̮̂ͦ͒̚ņ̷̳͓̦̈́̂ͧ͢ŏ̴͚̥͎͍̐̀̿̆͞҉̞ͯwͧ͛l̷͢͡ȩ̠̩̰̝̌͂d̪̉̂͠ǵ̢̟̹̆̈́̀͝͝e̢̤̹̪͓̎͋̓̅͑̌͠͝҉͕ o̸̢͖̥ͦ̈́̊͜͏̞̣̰ͤ͗͜f̴̶̛͓́͆̈́͝ b̛̰͍͈ͧͪa̴ͩs̵̨̛͔̄ͥͩ̕i̮̤̍ͥͫ̒͟͡͞ĉ̷̛̤͈̩͇͗ͣ̍ͯ͘ p̫͇̉̃͑̓̀ͯ͏a͆ͅr̵̨̡̯̦̫̃͒ͫͣ͆ͧt͏̛̠̤̂̌̽̔̓̈͛̐͘͟s̴̡̯̰̮͟͠͡ o̴̓͞f̖͍̖̥̖ͭ̽̈́̆͝͞͠ ṃ̕y̻ o̻w̹͙̱̙̟̟͆̇͟͜n͈͈̰͍̓̀̈́ͣͥ a̩̤͂͌̿̓͐̎ͥ̕͢ͅn̲͔â̧̫̦͓̺ͤ̓̆͜͝t̠́ͬͭ͡҉̷̣͂͘͞o̮ͫ͝͏̷̵̨̼͙̺̈ḿ̠̳̲͇̤͖͙͇͘͘ý͓͏͚̯ͤͨ́͜.̨̯̟͌͟​̵̗


JR: Yeah, I am not touching that can of dirt noodles with a ten foot pole. You did that to yourself, @RS.
JR: Maybe if you grovel enough AB and ABJ will help you out with whatever weapons it turns out they do or do not have on their persons.
JR: @PP From what I understand, if you want to be part of the physical adventure you have to be in the dream bubbles (either alive or asleep without a dreamself or alive and physically in the dream bubbles, or whatever), be part of a compatible SBURB/SGRUB session class and aspect (which I am not, as a Waste, hence my lack of physical participation), and find a particular dream bubble which is apparently currently on fire???
JR: I think OrangeDirk's friends GG and GT are still in that bubble to help stragglers?
JR: And @PurpleTG, you're definitely some variant of Dave/Rose Strider/Lalonde. But I guess there's been a lot of "Harley" and "Egberts" running around in that whole session pile which doesn't stop from getting taller. And a few non standard first names, like Jack and Alex and Callie???
JR: !!! Oh! I just realized, @PurpleTG, you can give us a data point: If you ARE from that whole group of sessions, did your session have a "Harley", and if so, did they prototype a first guardian? We're seeing a whole "theme" in the way the sessions fucked up, you see.
JR: And also, if so, what hilarious thing did it turn whichever carapacian stole the queens ring into? So far the winner of the most hilarious is a Parrot?
((forgot to mention this for the spreadsheet
((Bio is a knight of void from vic's universe and his pesterchum is biologicalCrafter
((Hal is a heir of mind and from malis's universe
((Malis is a thief of heart and his pesterchum is intrigingBeliever
((Cyris and Gama don't have godtiers or pesterchums so they'll probably need to be listed under somethin else, maybe listed as first guardians
((If this is for spreadsheet info, Kilius is a Prince of Rage and his trolltag is perfectPankrator. Universe-wise, he's just floating in his home session, sadly nulled.
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