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Nepeta: Nefur! :33
Nepeta: D--> So you CAN help me find my incredibly sweaty and very B100 moirail, the also incredibly sweaty and B100 troll asks?
Nepeta: D--> Then you shall do so at once or I shall be furry % with you! Very. Very %.
Nepeta: D--> But to avoid being rude as well as smelly and B100, I will let you know that there were no humans in the army. The big STRONG troll has not seen very many humans at all in the bubbles.
((@freeMiliu_2K01, I'll give Sollux a shot. And let's see who else we can add to make things more complicated...))

One of the many dead and half dead Solluxs notices Alex standing at the edge of the ghost army.

SOLLUX: what d0 y0u want? quit staring, it's creepy.

Meanwhile, a bit further away, one of the dead trolls approaches Dirk Egbert.

MEENAH: so
MEENAH: water we doin over here human dude
MEENAH: if you dont got somefin to say then clamscray
MEENAH: we got important afterlife shit to get to
ALEX: I was wondering when I would end up seeing alternate me, turns out I'm a troll, who saw that coming?

She continued staring at Sollux, which made things a little more awkward.

DIRK: Yes, may I ask what "important afterlife shit" it is exactly? Just curious on what went down just recently you know.

Dirk would also notice his Strider self moving closer to them, he quietly sighs, he won't end up lost with him watching them over.

Cali however merely sat down the dirt to wait for the others to return from gathering info. She could talk with anyone should they approach her, but she'd rather not eed up lost by wondering off.
>NATE: Tell annoying cat girl to fuck off.

He can't. He simply cannot do that. Why would he ever say that to dear, sweet, precious Nepeta? The thought is ridiculous and will not receive a single moment of consideration. What next, bleat like a goat, or shit on your desk, or squeal like a pig? Utterly ridiculous.

NATE: Fine. One second.

Nate concentrates for a- wait, what the hell? He's RIGHT FUCKING THERE. It's a consort fetch quest all over again. He's not quite sure whether to be RELIEVED or ANNOYED that the task was so boneheadedly simple. Maybe he just got lucky this time.

NATE: Well. Call me a Staples button and slap me, cause that was easy. He's over there.

He points over to Equius, around ten yards behind Nepeta. THIS IS FUCKING STUPID.


Nate is glad he got through this interaction without being shipped with anyone, like Dirk or, god forbid, JR. Their relationship is professional, but also casual?? Brofessional. Yes. That's totally the right word. I'm not gonna copyright that, it's under an MIT fair use license. Just be sure to credit me.
Suddenly Bio comes out of a voidy portal and lands on Cernun.
TRUE LOVE EVERYONE-
The multiple KatNep scenarios are making Gama melt with shipping like holy fuck.
Cyris is quietly searching for Rain, the Rain he knows.
And FUCKING HAL IS BURNING THE MARSHMILLOWS AT THE CAMP THE HUMANITY--
(lol for realsies from the MIT license shit @RS, also, the Discord started shipping me and KR the other day. shipping man. how does it work???)

The confusing roleplaying cattroll skips off happily to her Meowrai...I mean Moirail, never to be seen again.

The AuthorBot gets closer now that the threat of cattrolls is lessened.

AuthorBot: "W͏̹̥̳͞h̴͎͝a͍͙̘̻͙̿͋͗͆͜t̘̳̼̗̪͇ͪ̾́̽͊ ţ̭̱̟̺̖͑͘h͇̙̜̖̿ͣe͑͏҉̨ h̡̩̫͌el̷͝͠l̷̢̙̠̖ͣ͐̆,̢͔̖̜͇̂̌̌͗ͬ̀̕̕ N̡̿ͯa̴̵̶̵̸̛͔ͮ̾҉̛͈̏te̸͚̐̈́ͧ̐͞"
AuthorBot: Why would you talk to it like that. Just when I think we are done with cattrolls, there's an entire new session filled with nothing but.
AuthorBot: It's like there's a Waste out there that does nothing but make fucking NepetaQuests. What is even the point?
AuthorBot: "Į̺̹̣͝ š̸̛̙͊w̸̧̩̗̹̮͉͐͗̄͌̀̕ę̷̲͚̰͋͏̫̂a̸̮̝͍͉̩̞̎ͭͯ͘͝r̼ͯ͗҉̀͞ t͙̓͜͜ơ̡̪̮͋͐ͤ͋̈ G̴̼̅́͗ͭ͠͞͝o͔̩͐ͪ͏̵͍̌̋͠ğ̸̦̱̯͜͝ î̠̟ͧ͘f̷͍͉̦̫̺̭́ͦ͂̓͘͟͢ y̗oͭ̀ͦu̯͏̖̭ͯ́͂͜҉̷̳̣̄͝ s͏̵ͦͩ͏̟̭̠̱̠ͨͨͫ͑o̡̧̙̬̯̘̯̓̈̚͘͝m̧eḥ́o̷̧̖͙̗̥̟̐ͧ́͟w̸̯͝͏ C̋ͯǍ̢̭҉̻̻̀ͯ̽ͨ̽͘͞͡Ť̸̸̡̨̰̾̄̔͑̾̊͜͝ͅCH̢͇͖̯͚͉̱ͥ͊̅̔̽̋̎ ì̖̱͛̆̒͏t̺̅̋͏̸̢̤̼,͓͚͓͖̤͉̓̋̉͟͝͡ I̷͇͖̜͗̏ͣͨ a̷̢͚͍̗̪ͣ͘͘͜͞͡͡͏m҉̸̶̬͂̀̽͟͢ g̡̩͇ͬͧ̍̄̔͆̀̑̃̈́͜͡o̴͍̦͒̒͟͠҉͍̠̑̕͢͡ĭ̧̗̭̳͚̹͇̣̠̂̅͌̋̈ṉ̡͙̜̒g̲͏̟ t͚̩ǫ̵͇̊ͤ ç̥͓̮̉̐̌̈́̅͢͝ṵ̚l̸̡̧͍̻͍̈̏͜͏͓̾̀l͉̹̱̣̳̤ͨ̍͐̃͞͏̮̳ y̛̖̒҉̦̩̫̮͉͎ͤ̑̋̋͡o̶͓͋̊͒ͧ̀̕͢͟ų̹͇̈́̂̆ ō͈̼̻ṉ̢̒̌ͥ ţ̻͏͎͈̭ḣ̨̩̗̳̈́ȩ̵̢̤̉͒ͥ̐ s͉p̷̴̡̧̧̛͉̳͉̎̽̂̓̽͘o͕ͬ̄͞҉͓͓̎ͦt̡̬̹̉̾ͤ̍ͩ̕.̛̟̈́͘͡"


In the Memo:
AB: @JR, start monitoring @RS for signs of cat troll bullshit.
JR: :/ AB. I keep telling you, you can't CATCH whatever the hell you think all those cat trolls have.
SOLLUX: um, can y0u n0t?
SOLLUX: l00k, i get that y0ure s0me kind 0f alternate human me 0r whatever, and thats fucking fantastic, but can y0u please c00l it with the staring?
SOLLUX: its n0t like there arent hundreds 0f 0ther versi0ns 0f me, 0r y0u, 0r any0ne really, all gathered here within staring distance
SOLLUX: g0 bug 0ne 0f them 0r s0mething


MEENAH: whale, you know, we got all kinds of important ghost shit to get done
MEENAH: like, savin the dream glubbles or whatevah
MEENAH: ...
MEENAH: look, i dont know where were goin or what were doin next, but dont tell any of these dead suckas i told you that
MEENAH: its not good for team moral, ya know?

#this stays between the two of us capiche?

DIRK: Anyone leaving on the Choo Choo Catastrophe Express better wrap it up.
DIRK: We've only got about five minuets left to spare.
NATE: Yeah, I think AB is totally worried I'm gonna catch some cat disease from Nepeta, so I could stand to leave before she loses her shit.

NATE: I doubt that it's actually a thing, btw. Nepetas just die a lot, so they show up a lot in the bubbles. Easy as that. And if cat polymorph virus is a thing that is real, it's not like I licked her or did weird shit like that. No body fluids were exchanged.

NATE: Stop snickering. I know what I said.

NATE: AB's probably just jealous of how adorable she is. Don't worry, AB, she's slightly annoying so it balances it out. No need to try spreading rumors of Animorph cat troll VD.


If you can't beat the accidental double entendres, embrace them and act as if you intended to make them all along.
ALEX: Geez, I am still a sourpuss regardless of universe and ectobiological circumstances, of freaking course.
ALEX: But I cannot just leave yet so, unless you point me to whoever is in charge of this fucked up brigade then I have to ask a few questions.
ALEX: First of, did you all beat that Lord English demon lord or what? All I see is some sort of giant black hole of doom looming in the horizon, care to tell me what that is about?

Cali yawns in the background while Cernun looks up dizzyly since Bio literally landed on top of them, Cyris however probably won't be seeing Rain in a group of ghost like this.

DIRK: Understandable, keeping a team from dissipating in one medium is one thing, billions of dream ghosts is another.
DIRK: From what I can see, your Lord English is down after that gigantic black hole opened.
DIRK: What are you all going to do now, considering we're all dead here?
DIRK: Or double dead if that hole manage to pull us in.
SOLLUX: if y0u humans are g0ing to d0 the wh0le 'take me t0 y0ur leader' sthick, then y0u c0uld at least d0 it right
SOLLUX: i d0nt feel menaced 0r afraid, just ann0yed
SOLLUX: whatever, thats n0t my headache inducing bag 0f h0rseshit t0 deal with
SOLLUX: meenah 0ver there was in charge last i checked, but it's n0t like we have any kind 0f p0wer structure 0r anything
SOLLUX: shes just the 0ne yelling 0rders the l0udest, and by that l0gic we might as well be f0ll0wing kk
SOLLUX: whatever, its n0t like it matters anyways
SOLLUX: s0 fuck 0ff, g0 bug meenah 0r stare 0ff int0 the v0id f0r all i care


MEENAH: look blue guy, we dont got a plan, alright?
#didnt think weed make it this far #as in seaweed #nah that ones a reach
MEENAH: i guess well all just go back to bein ghosts like we were supposta be before all this English carp
MEENAH: not much left for us to do conchidering were all dead

#singular death
MEENAH: the afterlife aint all that interestin when theres no evil Lord cherub threatunaning ya space
MEENAH: nofin but a boat load of teen drama
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