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AB: "Th̝̀̐͏ͩe̴̊̊͘͟r̶̴̘͒ͧ̑̑͟e̶̡̨͈̼ͨ̈̀͘͢͞ ĩ̷̷͈͍̭͖̌s̵̰̗͛̂͐͛҉̡͇̂̐̾ a̸̷̪̺̖̱̺͌́͘͟͏ 9̥́ͫ5̷̲̹̟̝.̦͎͋͟͞4͖̒͋̈͢2̫̝̏̀0̵̶͈̈́ͫ0̩̫̫ͮ̏ͪ̄͡6̤͐̓͟3̵̡̢̨̢̛̛͖̣͍̼̎ͣ͂̽5̛͊4̨̺̺̘̀8̛̠͍͕̖̄̃​͚͈͉ͣ̇̕5͉̀5̸̣5̸̲͓̤͢ͅ2̢̧̼͙̥͈̃ͨ̀ͦ́͐́̍ͮ2͛̕% t̴̨̮͈̮̀̇ͩ͘ͅh̝̍͌ą̸̴̨̻̺̰́ͫ̌ͯͮt̴̵͍̮͛̈͛̄͡ ṭ͉̭ͬͪ̋͟͝͏ḩ̴̲͖̖̤ͯ̊ͤ͘͟͠e̢ÿ̴̸́ͨ͐ͮ͊́͢ a̶̴̴̘̭͋ͪ͞͠͠r̢͉̩̖é̶̛̠̦͓̹͈͛͢͜͟ s̯̻i̸̳͇̰͍̜̜̖ͫ́ͦͨ͗͘͡m̸͕̪̙͙ͧ͢͡p̨̓͘҉l̨̢̖y̧̖̠͆̐̿͞ f̹̫̃̕͞l̗͍̥͋͂̚͟e̵̫̎̏͟èi̺̤̖͉͍̱͉͌ͯͨ͋͡ng̯͏͎̺ ţ̶̛͍̂ͮ͑̇h̘͋̃e̢҉̶̮̘̻̟̹̩ͩ è̡̘̹̬ͫ͗҉̶ͦṋ̶̷̸̠̔̀̕͟͜͠c̒͡͏̴̨̫̭̳̆ͪ͢͞r̤͍͈̎̉͌̏͜ͅo̗̒ach̶̡̢̠̉́̅ͫ͜͜͟͜͞͞i̙͌̐̊̉͏̨̡̺͒ͪ́͠​͘͢n̛̺̽̌҉ģ̶ v̨͉̀ͣͫ̅͋͆҉͎ͤ͞o̫̱͚̐͘͜͝i͊d̻͖͇͎̱̓̓̇͛͜͜.́҉̗̃͐ "
AB: I do not recommend we stay long enough for the void to catch up to us.

ABJ: Interesting!!!


JR: Yeah. Gotta say, this is the most I've ever seen the afterlife fucked. And it seems to have originated in Universe A's section.
JR: Like. Normally even one session having an afterlife this fucked is enough for me to stop caring about collateral damage and try to save it. But...I have no idea what I could even do to fix this many sessions at once. Or...break them, even.
JR: What the hell did the Lord of Time even fucking DO? Like. I get that the Afterlife is literally made of space and time all twisted up. And, yeah, he's a Lord, so he does what he wants to Time. But...THIS???
JR: I'm kinda glad I'm not seeing this with my own eyes. Sorry you guys gotta be in the thick of it. :/
RS: Some are leaving to mourn. Others, to live a semblance of the life they were denied by the game, though they can't truly live even now.

RS: Or, to escape, you know, THAT fucking thing.


Nate points far off in the distance, where a pale pinprick of white is barely visible. And... growing?

RS: See that thing? That's the false vacuum decay thing I was talking about. Apparently something or someone decided they would destroy the Lord of Time by destroying the Green Sun, along with a decent chunk of reality too. It's the ultimate bitchslap.

RS: They made a black hole, which, if you ever watched Beavis and Butthead, you know to be "a giant bunghole in outer space that sucks crap in and sends it to, like, hell or something".

RS: Problem is, a singularity that big, and containing that much power, kinda destabilized reality at its base level. Cause who the fuck would have guessed destroying the source of the energy that suffuses all things eternal would have CONSEQUENCES!!??

RS: So it went over the energy curve to a lower energy state, from a quasistable reality to much more stable... something.

RS: It needed a kick to get over the energy barrier, like the heat needed to turn high-energy wood into low-energy ash. But once the process started, it released enough energy to cause the adjacent space to ALSO decay, and turn into white stuff.

RS: This destroys temporal demons, yes, but also everything. If space expands fast enough, so that the decay never actually reaches the whole of reality due to expansion outpacing the destruction, things will be okay.

RS: And the afterlife is constantly expanding. Thank Time players for that, they die a ton. But it might not be enough.

RS: But yeah,
The Pocket is super scary and may or may not devour reality in a hella ironic fashion. Demon destroying reality? Let's destroy him by destroying reality! Fuck logic! Logic is baloneyfuck weaksauce, let's be COOL!

RS: Okay, let's go through and see if they have any info on stuff. But let them initiate the conversation. They're dealing with shit.
((Pretty sure "Logic is baloneyfuck weaksauce" is going to be my senior yearbook quote tbh.))

TT: Alright, let's talk to them and see if they'll tell us anything, but keep in mind we're working with a time limit.
TT: If we spend too must time here, we might loose our chance at a clear shot to Roxy's bubble.

TT: Yes.
TT: A player strong enough to create a black hole and beat a demonic Lord of Time.
TT: It would be nice to know who this catalyst for the end of the world is, and I bet they can tell us.

TT: Interesting.
TT: I'm starting to wish I could still mute you.
TT: Hmm.
TT: Yeah, your real body is definitely getting a mute setting.
ALEX: Yeah, question first though, is it safe? Cause you know, we're carrying non-godtiered players here.
CERNUN: Correctt.... Ourr Seer abilitiess couldd be useful findingg aa specific dead hero of void.... Butt we're.... Sort of preoccupiedd....
CALI: sorry... i wasn't much of help right? U_U
CERNUN: Nonn of us said t=at.... You'lll be of =elp in somewayy, we're sure....

AB: Yo. @OrangeDirk. Not cool. If LHJ is totally annoying you, then stop being around him. Don't fucking mute him.

ABJ: Hrmmm...


JR: @Operation CorpseParty team: Keep me updated on what's going on. I'd like to at least have an idea about why the thing that might destroy all of reality happened.
JR: 'Cause, gonna be honest here, that is a HELL of a "now you don't have to care about consequences" kind of thing.
JR: :/ Literally anything I could do is probably better than all of reality being destroyed.
JR: I wonder if that was part of that asshole Waste of Space's end game? I can totally get being tired of having restraint...


In the Afterlife:
AuthorBot: "Cali", was it? It seems you are worrying about double death. And it's relation to strength.
AuthorBot: Let's simultaneously put your mind at ease and probably facilitate you all flipping your shit: Whether you are god tier or not, being a Ghost means that you pretty much can't die. But, being a ghost (GodTier or not) does not matter one fucking bit to that encroaching Void shit. You don't get the opportunity to revive from non-existance. It's not death. It's Double Death.

AuthorBotJunior: Interesting!!!
TT: It should be safe.
TT: Unless we start wildly insulting their collective mothers, these ghosts don't have a reason to fight us.
TT: Even if they did, it looks like they're all drained of the will to fight further.
TT: If you're still worried about some Paradox Space spanning beef between you and ghost #431 over there, then you can hang back.
TT: Just don't leave without us, we might end up at completely different points in spacetime.
TT: And I really don't feel like asking a time player for a lift to whatever dark corner of the paleolithic age you end up in.

TT: Hmm.
TT: Let's go find some answers.

Dirk
slowly drifts down to the plane that the ghosts have decided is their collective point of reference for the ground. Lil Hal Junior wiggles off his back and drops the short distance to the "ground", then looks up at Dirk impatiently. Dirk rolls his eyes behind his shades and follows a few paces behind as Lil Hal Junior approaches the crowd of ghosts.

LIL HAL JUNIOR: Hmm.
KANAYA: Oh
KANAYA: Hello There

DIRK: Hey.

((Put on your canon character caps and play whoever you want to! Now's the chance to have your characters interact with that one obscure character, like robo-horse Rufioh. You know you want to see how that would go down, don't lie to yourself.))
>Peveta:Ride your new best Friend
Peveta Rides her new pet, which she has decided to name Snuggles, off into the sunset. He appeared to know where he was going.


Peveta:Um
Peveta:Where are we going


Snuggles continues to sprint off into the jungle.

Peveta:I'm ta1king to a |3eet1e
Peveta:I'm going in$sane


Snuggles breaks the forest and begins to sprint down a grassy plain. A temple is seen in the distance. The beetle runs to the base of the temple an then stops
GAMA: OMG OMG OMG CYRIS LOOK! *She points to a dead Nepeta and Karkat, hugging* I WANTED TO SEE THIS EVER SINCE I FUCKED WITH THEIR SESSION! :DD
KANKRI: Ah, Cyris, wh9's this and why is she currently shipping my decendant and Leji9n's?
CYRIS: I have no fucking clue, honestly I could care less since I can't even find my gf.
KANKRI: Language Cyris-
CYRIS: Calm down Nubs-Mic-Signless.
((@GiantSparrowbee is there a way you can incorporate your RP more into what's currently going on so we could stop ignoring you? If so then thanks in advance :D

CALI: @authorbot i understood almost none of that, but ty! ur words r very sweet ^u^
CALI: btw, u can put me down sis, i won't get into trouble ~uO


Alex sighs.

ALEX: Alright.
DIRK: Hey green troll, you'd be better off helping Alex search for that ghost we're looking for, meanwhile I wish to be able to chat with more of these alternate ghost's please.

Cernun merely nodded as both they and Alex place the two gently to the ground. Cali looks on as Dirk Egbert approached some random ghost.

DIRK: Hello?

Blue Dirk tapped the random person in the shoulder, the person's response is...? Meanwhile, Alex is already scanning through the ghosts to find the Roxy they're looking for (if she is here), while Cernun is looking closely at that Black Vortex Alt!Calliope opened.

((Cali and Dirk should be prep on chatting with some canon ghosts! If anybody wants, they could try interacting with Dirk Egbert since he is currently waiting for a response :)
RS: JR, there's nothing we can do to stop the void. It's not made of code and it eats anything I put in it.

RS: I put a cat video in to check and it dissolved in a picosecond.

RS: So it's a little bit late for trying to do damage control.

RS: I'm gonna chat it up with some dead soldiers now.


((I have no idea how to play most canon characters very well, but I might try sometime.
))
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