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(Honestly the nicest thing anyone has said to me in a while)

DF plants opened bags of Gushers in people's purses so they leak everywhere for sexual reasons.
LT farts in elevators and then blames it on other people.
EQ quotes vines incorrectly.
lt is a shiny rare limited edition dat boi who is in fact the leader of a secret meme cult.
AA doesn't attend her A.A meetings.
LT is not, in fact, a human being, but rather seven sentient Ice Pops masquerading as human.
EQ pretends to have pre-existing plans to get out of doing anything.
LT is in truth, a coffee machine. that's right, a coffee machine.
(jfc you tryin to out me?!)

SM is secretly rich but expects everyone else to pay for their tab.
(Don't tell them that!!! then they won't pay for lunch!!!))

LT Only makes Peppermint Coffee though, none of the other kinds, which in turn does make it hard for them to keep a job. As a coffee machine that is.
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